Pdoggg Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Was chatting with some guys in a bar about the ideal ladyboy as far as physical appearance, style of dress, and general demeanor. So what's your type? Glammed up or low key dress, hair and makeup? Gym fit or soft? Phat ass? Paperboy ass? Tall? Short? Flat chested or sillycone? Hung like a horse or itsy bitsy teenie weenie? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Rich, gorgeous, Atheist, Orphan. Doesn't keep Buffalo's. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted January 27, 2022 Author Share Posted January 27, 2022 12 minutes ago, blind boy grunt said: Rich, gorgeous, Atheist, Orphan. Doesn't keep Buffalo's. And her daddy owns a tobacco farm or coffee plantation? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soiboy Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 Fluent in English. Graduate degrees in economics and political science. Thinks that sleeping late is a waste of half the day. Has no idea what "The Masked Singer" is. Enjoys hours-long edging and mutual blowjob sessions. Is naturally petite and feminine so takes no hormones and shoots rich and thick spermy cum with the consistency and palate feel of Greek yoghurt (OK, OK, I embellished this last part just a little to make you non-fellators out there sick to your stomach. Let me know if it worked.) Needless to say, I'm still looking. 5 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tea baggins Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 6 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 5 hours ago, soiboy said: Fluent in English. Graduate degrees in economics and political science. Thinks that sleeping late is a waste of half the day. Has no idea what "The Masked Singer" is. Enjoys hours-long edging and mutual blowjob sessions. Is naturally petite and feminine so takes no hormones and shoots rich and thick spermy cum with the consistency and palate feel of Greek yoghurt (OK, OK, I embellished this last part just a little to make you non-fellators out there sick to your stomach. Let me know if it worked.) Needless to say, I'm still looking. Let me add a few to the list -Never heard of TikTok. -Hates shopping. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 8 hours ago, blind boy grunt said: Rich, gorgeous, Atheist, Orphan. Doesn't keep Buffalo's. And smokes (cigarettes)? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Just now, Quietguy said: And smokes (cigarettes)? Yes, makes it easier. No bitching about bad smell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, seven said: Yes, makes it easier. No bitching about bad smell. Not good for a non-smoker, kissing someone whose mouth tastes like an ashtray. Unfortunately it seems that most ladyboys are nicotine addicts. I have mouthwash in my bathroom and insist they use it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 the difference between you and me QG is that i don't care what people do... i let them live their lives and have no wish to live it for them. If some LBs smoke why don't you just keep away from them? instead of insisting they live your way? typical health fascist.. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 On 1/28/2022 at 10:30 AM, blind boy grunt said: If some LBs smoke why don't you just keep away from them? instead of insisting they live your way? I'd be keeping away from just about every lb. I don't insist they live my way, just that they don't smell like an ashtray. Actually I don't insist they use mouthwash, they know they should and always do without being asked, when they have shower. Typical unhealthy tobacconist! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulci Gorgon Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 She has a good job and is a good professional She always takes care of her hair Well minded She’s got a hot ass She’s proud of her culture and knows where she’s from Humble Pretty Brave and endurant Romantic She has a great know-how Nice and always ready to serve She will always smile after sex Serious and smiling Healthy and well alive Well hung She looks like the perfect daughter-in-law my mother would have enjoyed to meet She has a lot of experience Oops ! Not this one. Hard worker smart and easy going ambitious Faithfull Open to the white men culture Helpful Good at making massage and always ready to be screwed her tiny ass with big boops shy Useful Determined Sweet always ready for sex proud cool punctual discreet Smothering with kisses free Quiet with great composure playful adventurous intellectual well hung explorer stepping outside the framework controling strict globe trotter Hot Too hot submissive reliable In search of love Now, you can input all the datas into the supercalc computer and see what's going out. WASSOAB.mp4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustSumGai Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 maybe my all around fav is a deaf/mute hottie with a big cock who loves to fuck, and be fucked. Very professional, did not waste any time playin on her phone in any session. As I've given up hope of finding a SMART girl who speaks English well and does not believe in ghosts, gamble or spend most of her time staring at her phone Dong is as close to perfect as it gets for me. Only downside is I liked her more before she got those godawful huge fake tits. I've only seen maybe TWO that went for a natural size. I'd PAY for a girl to get milk if she went SMALL size. natural, hormone or no titties, pleasant and smiling, enjoys everyday simple things in life, oh and MOST of all LOVES TO TOP. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Cargopants Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 My ideal ladyboy must have the following attributes - looks good in the mornings shorter than me or at least not taller (rules out the amazons) strong hands .. I tend to have a struggle with twist tops doesn't nick my aftershave braver than me with spiders cracks up at my jokes agrees with my politics reads rather than watch tv and doesn't think much of social media thinks I have impeccable music tastes and will listen to sad country laments with me. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soiboy Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Jimmy Cargopants said: "...and will listen to sad country laments with me." I think, Jimmy, that the saddest country lament ever would be a song about looking for the ideal ladyboy. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Sith Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 honestly, I like so many types. But I really like the independent punky short hair types that are lots of fun and love to laugh and get dirty. Get drunk and high and go both ways....fuck and be fucked. Suck and be sucked. cock needs to work fully. And ass cannot be boney. good Hearted slut bag. That loves to party and do wild shit. totally my type. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitch Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 4 hours ago, The-Sith said: honestly, I like so many types. But I really like the independent punky short hair types that are lots of fun and love to laugh and get dirty. Get drunk and high and go both ways....fuck and be fucked. Suck and be sucked. cock needs to work fully. And ass cannot be boney. good Hearted slut bag. That loves to party and do wild shit. totally my type. You would fucking love Ana at TJ's. I had her for room service last night and her performance was better than Lily's! Add to that a great personality and unbridled enthusiasm and she will tick many boxes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Sith Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 3 hours ago, Aitch said: You would fucking love Ana at TJ's. I had her for room service last night and her performance was better than Lily's! Add to that a great personality and unbridled enthusiasm and she will tick many boxes. Aitch, you should start a dating service. I will go visit TJs on my next visit and if this relationship gets more serious I will name the first baby Ana and I have together after you. Little Aitch! thanks dude. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsider Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 4 hours ago, Aitch said: You would fucking love Ana at TJ's. I had her for room service last night and her performance was better than Lily's! Add to that a great personality and unbridled enthusiasm and she will tick many boxes. Photo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsider Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 My ideal: Feminine and extremely passable Has tits, they can be induced by hormones or silicone. But I don't want to fuck Asian Iggy Pop. I don't like bolt-ons or ones where you see the bags ripple around the edge because they've stretched the skill so tight. I want high-grade, professionally done gems that make you question whether they are real or not. Working cock is good. I'm not a bottom, but I do like to give oral. I'm not sure what size Lily's is, but it looks pretty dang good to me. I am amazed by some of the larger cocks I see on TGs, but I'm not letting anyone cram 10"+ up my ass. Looks good with makeup and fantastic with just a little bit. Fun, but not crazy in public, but ready to get naked and feral in private... and then embrace in afterglow. Good sense of humor. Shares what she wants sexually and excite to reciprocate what I want. Doesn't have shopping, IG or "how can I get money from you?" on her mind all the time. Smart and socially adept enough to flow from my family, to my friends, to my colleague, to drinking buddies, to a group of TGs. No tattoos, fake contacts or unreal hair colors. If she can cook, that's great. If she likes to clean, I might be willing to let her top me :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitch Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 36 minutes ago, outsider said: Photo? There are many on the TJ's thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsider Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Aitch said: There are many on the TJ's thread. Yes, there are a lot of photos of a lot of people in that thread. I was hoping to see one of Ana to figure out which one she is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 16 minutes ago, outsider said: Yes, there are a lot of photos of a lot of people in that thread. I was hoping to see one of Ana to figure out which one she is. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Does Ana have a big cock? Asking for a friend. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitch Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 5 hours ago, Sylvester said: Does Ana have a big cock? Asking for a friend. Medium. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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