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Holy crap! Just look at those two! I nearly creamed my jeans! The DeLorean was one damned nice car, irrespective of performance. Of course, nearly all cars designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro were good looking. OK, OK, there are a couple of GGs there that I guess someone might bone if desperate enough, but I'll take the cars. Ladyboy magnets for sure.

lol. When I first saw this I thought it meant no trumpet playing. Then I read the "Do Not Vomit" part. Good advice if you're a horn player.

So, they tore down MIT to basically rebuild it as Myth Night? Perhaps this is because the grand vision of a hotel or condo in that prime MIT location bit the dust in this post- pandemic, middle of global inflation, war-torn era we're living in now?

As I've always said, time and time again, you can never have too many Alices. (OK, OK, I've only just now said that after seeing these pics.)

So, of course, it has to be asked....Who's on First?

Can we wrap this thread up now? Say with a POV pic of a hairy beer-bellied LB monger looking down while getting head from a total cutie? Seriously, I'd settle for that at this point....

https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/kid-rock-doesnt-know-how-to-shoot#details https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Clymer

Postscript - https://people.com/movies/raquel-welch-cause-of-death-cardiac-arrest-alzheimers-disease/

An interesting new poll on how politics plays into the trans battle in the far right's broader culture war. https://rollcall.com/2023/03/31/republicans-fixation-on-trans-issues-could-backfire-pollsters-say/

Wow! Wayne Newton is hosting the Daily Show? I'll be watching for sure! A tremendously underrated talent....

https://thepattayanews.com/2023/03/24/intoxicated-danish-man-in-pattaya-allegedly-refuses-to-pay-for-kebabs-and-assaults-female-owner/ Hmm, let's see. Sickly pale white skin, obese, bald, heavily tattooed, wife-beater t-shirt, rumpled shorts, and reportedly drunk. Although his face is blurred in the photos it's probably a safe bet that he's butt ugly and has bad teeth. Yep, Martin is the poster child for Pattaya's finest farang tourist alright!

An interesting thing about Todt that I didn't know until recently, he is the long-time partner of Michelle Yeoh who just won the Oscar for "Everything Everywhere all at Once."

Nice to have some substantial data and findings to digest... https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/most-trans-adults-say-transitioning-made-them-more-satisfied-with-their-lives/ar-AA18Yyjg

In the few years leading up to the pandemic streetwalkers in the general Nana area began to quote 1500 baht for a ST whereas prior to that the usual quote was 1000 baht. The 1500 baht price could usually be reduced to 1000-1200 baht. Given inflation over the past few years, especially over the last year worldwide, if I was quoted a price now of 1500 baht for a ST I'd just say "deal!" I imagine that girls from the dating apps probably now would want 2500 baht to come to your room, but others on the ground now in BKK would know more about this. Also, terrific name! You need to get the t-shirt that should be standard issue for all LOS mongers....

Just one soi south of 13/1 is Corona Bar on soi 13/2. It's one of those smaller bars that I found often had a lb or two on the premises, who, with proper alcohol and monetary encouragement, could be easily maneuvered to your premises. When I first started going to Pattaya in the early 2000s I'd stay at the Dynasty Inn on soi 13, a very convenient location for such activities. I have fond memories of "the 13s" as I called that particular area of Pattaya. I always had a good time exploring the small bars and massage parlors there.

A classic from the golden era of disco. The 1979 hit by Anita Ward. And, yes, I think there just might be a sexual connotation in there....

Pat has been a fixture on the LB scene in Pattaya for years. It would be hard to walk down soi 6 visiting different LB bars without her eventually getting her hands on you! Her curly hair is her distinctive feature. And she has another distinctive feature as well.... https://shemalestardb.com/stars/P/Pat_5/

That looks like Pat, and I'm tempted to say that was her bar on soi 6 named Pat's?

Raquel Welch age 82. One of the greats in the pantheon of sex symbols. Anybody else have a poster of her in your room when you were an adolescent? Me and Raquel were very close back then... https://deadline.com/2023/02/raquel-welch-dead-fantastic-voyage-one-million-years-b-c-myra-breckinridge-1235260802/

Wow! That was some rant! I think you have a very bad monkey that needs spanking, Woodie. Calm that monkey down! lol

A great era for wonderfully stupid yet hilarious movies. My favorite, "Airplane!" So many great one-liners delivered straight-faced by a terrific cast. Like....

No kidding. Not to mention what that does to one's glucose metabolism. I've become very sensitized to this having in the last couple of years gotten into the "pre-diabetic" zone. Drinking too much during the pandemic certainly didn't help. When my doc mentioned that erectile dysfunction, among other things like lower limb amputation, can be a consequence of aberrant glucose metabolism that certainly got my attention! While the lady drinks our sweeties hustle for typically have short pours of alcohol in them so they don't get too wasted too early in the night, the mixers are packed with sugar - Coke, orange juice, etc. We all really need to take it upon ourselves to educate them about the dangers of deranged glucose metabolism. If they won't pay attention then a vigorous spanking may be necessary.

Yes! Time to lose 20 pounds so I can fit back into my 1980s pastel sport coats I have stored away in mothballs. Say hello to Soiboy Crockett, ladies! (Hmmm, a Honda Click doesn't have quite the same impact as a Ferrari, though. I'll need to work on that....)