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Yes Mr Suave dyed his hair bright blonde and spiked it up to metamorphose into Snoop's circa-2012 BFF KendoUK hoping to recreate the magic of their legendary joint trip to Issaan so brilliantly chronicled at that other evil forum; and also not to look so much like he could be snoop's father (and the sissies' grandpa!) once we hit the highlands. Mr. Suave as "butterfly in the wind" as he may at times be is not without notion of leadership, one aspect of which is to let a better prepared and more focused man take charge, in this case regarding the highlands travel logistics that snoop had been planning more thoroughly than Eisenhower did the Normandy D-Day landings. In addition, AC departure day happened to be the day after Mr. Suave was told he could no longer shelter 5 native youths in his room at no extra-charge so, as understanding as he was of the hotel's position, he still was stung in his pride and not sure if he'd want to return to the hotel after the highlands. So instead of leaving his stuff at the hotel (which included 2 inflatable pool crocodiles) as initially planned, he chose to pack up all his stuff and bring it along so he could decide later if he'd stay again at that hotel or not. Snoop's firm orders to lighten up the car load meant Mr. Suave had to leave a big bag of tricks at the hotel and therefore stay there again when he returned to AC. Throughout the 7-day trip that followed, Snoop was very much the ship's captain with Suave and his pretorian guard of 3 sissies marching along but consensually influencing choices by wisdom and numbers always giving space for Snoop and Pocahontas to blossom their courtship that apparently degenerated into buggery every time we were not looking.

Nobody likes to be told they can not do something they were previously doing, and that change of mind came just one day before check-out so the hotel could tactically have let it slide... but I confess that despite having my ears pulled, there was a measure of relief in it for me. Having 4 sissies in a room is fun and is conducive to great group sex but in the end they were basically crashing at the hotel all expenses paid. Keeping the 4 from acting too silly or losing pool towels or not over-ordering drinks took a lot of HR managing on Mr. Suave's part and complicated him getting to know new sissies since there was nowhere else in the room for them to sleep and they might not be agreeable to the group sex thingie off the bat. So the hotel's decision took care of that sissy squatting aspect and when Mr. Suave returned a week later for a few more days he had quality 1-on-1s with one of his groupie sissies plus a couple new picks.

Uncanny resemblance to Roger Moore that Mr. Suave of yours. good job. The sissy to the left (Mr. Suave's right) is the shouldva spent more time with of the trip. Not the prettiest but with a petite lean sissy body and a rock hard cock that spurts copiously. One night only. Never got around to repeating but will be the first one I round up when I get back. May even summon her to Manila... Pocahontas eager-to-fuck ways are also starting to get my attention. Is she hung? Carry on Snoop. Cheers.

Repent Snoop ! Holy Friday and you fornicating the night away with your newfound Jezebel... Unlike Mr Suave and his choir sissies who, as previously posted on this board, continued piously reenacting the Passion of Christ as soon as they got back to the hotel...

This is to contribute my 2 cents worth on the SIM cards topic. In TH i've used DTAC ever since after COVID I assessed that it was a competitively priced choice and convenient to load at the airport (while waiting for the suitcase to come out right in front of the DTAC stall) and a fair deal at anywhere from 400-600 baht for more than i need gigas allowance depending on the number of weeks (up to 4). I might do better at a 7-11 or at the tech shops but in the past they would ask me for bothersome identification steps which at the airport was taken care of... I guess it might be easier now but there is always the communications problem as not all 7-11 Thais are able or willing to explore package options in English. At 500 baht one month unlimited i cant possibly be overpaying too much... or am I? In the PH there are are 2 rival networks Smart and Globe with the latter long associated with higher-ups which is consistent with most of the street types we love being on Smart that i switched to for good in the mid 2010s. Like Snoop I figured the airport offers are unnecessarily pricey, so what i do is AFTER checking in at the hotel i go to anywhere they sell "load" and ask for help buying a package. Invariably someone will check current promotions for me and I pick one I like usually no more than 400 pesos for a months worth of gigas and free texts. There are many such places and Snoop was not wise to have planned to go to the mall prior to going to the hotel as even though the bus dropped him off there, he would have had to scuttle his luggage around the mall to the 2nd floor and back. He could just have crossed the street from his hotel and headed to those little shops on Fields right after Phillies. Or at the convenience store right outside the hotel, which is what he probably did. Hope this helps.

Hi Snoop, how awesome of you to be sharing the Easter trip here at LBR. Looking forward. Especially the pasaBuLong bits... Seriously Snoop this is a major pick me upper as of late my health has been faltering and I cant even find the energy to post trivial stuff. 3 weeks ago I went on an island trip with white ladies my age and what started with an allergy turned out to be something way more toxic that I am trying to diagnosis and deal with. I am not in pain but am ultra lowbat. Anyhoo: BIG CHEERS!

Wanna bet we will never hear from this "BM" again? I really wonder who stands to gain from starting threads in a sissy board and never coming back? Is it AI-developing runs??? The post above is well drafted without the little typos humans typically make and has a relevant well argued message. But it is out of place: its about GGs not sissies. And NO!!! Its not gonna happen 60 yo low-status farangs picking non-prosti posh Thai girls in the clubs. They dont want to be seen with cheap Charlie grandpas. This is something I am observing in Angeles where the gorgeous younger girls no longer work in the bars. They freelance selectively at the 2 or 3 top clubs and take their pick of the younger handsome foreigners. Some choose to go with fashionable Koreans only. I suspect they all end up paying way more than the barfines.

LOL boss. Let me qualify the "best anal sex of my life" proclamation which was hyperbolic. It's more like best partner with passive penetration technique whereby he managed anus self-gaping as well as a super-tight gripping of my schlong alternating with releases that made me feel motion and friction without me having to pump. He also used his ass to dom me in other ways and I loved every second of it. Having said that, the sex was transactional, not more than 1 hour, and ...with condom. Bareback anal sex is more pleasurable and I can think of other partners, namely GGs, I enjoyed immensely with and for longer. Speaking of anal, I forgot to mention that in the course of this trip I bottomed for the first time in 3+ years. It's not something I seek but I can enjoy it with the right partner and under the right circumstances. I avoided doing it for 3 years because I was monitoring PSA levels and inserting things up the ass raises them and makes them meaningless. It sort of just happened with the one sissy I got closer to out of my steady 3 groupies and who allowed me all sorts of indulgences. I have been back in Europe for 1 week of total celibacy and in 2 days I depart on a domestic trip with a small group of friends my age and I expect sex to happen with one of the old ladies even though we booked separate rooms. One surprise reaching me after the trip is that one of the Buakhao sissies I fucked in Pattaya is now messaging me every day with pics and love declarations. I did not expect that from her. When I was there she never wanted to LT me. She has the thickest juiciest veiniest cock in my current portfolio (pic below she sent). I intend to stay in touch.

Hi Mr. N... I mean Snoop! Hi Snoop! I posted some shots with Sara in the Emmy's Bar thread (link below). But just to make clear: in your post above where you quote me, it's not Sara I am talking about (it's a Jie Jie sissy). I did not seek to have sex with Sara and just took her as company to the Emmy's party and when I left with the designated LT sissy Sara stayed there catching up with Emmy. Besides the exaggerated botched facial surgery, her looks are also affected by the hormones that make her face break out in the raw flesh. She works as a cashier on Soi Honey in one of the last bars to the right as you near Soi Buakhao. Hope you want to return to the PH some day. A common acquaintance who keeps messaging me asking about you also hopes you want to. Cheers. Suave. http://www.ladyboyreview.com/index.php?/topic/9081-emmys-bar-jomtien-soi-2/&do=findComment&comment=242785&_rid=10259 (still can't embed from this laptop)

Thanks barforth. Yes I TR for personal enjoyment but such enjoyment goes hand-in-hand with knowing that my BM readers will be entertained. In fact I go to great lengths to ensure that they are. It's like being an actor, which is a craft some people naturally enjoy and others rather not. I like to hear and tell a good story. Several times I've planned my mongering with a view to the subsequent trip reporting (not so much anymore; but was doing it all the time at the other board). As to the lack of feedback it's what it is... both here and at the other board there are probably no more than 100 active enough BMs at any given time so there is not going to be much online fame. Yes the large majority of those 100 are on the other board and I tried and tried to post there but it is run by self-glorifying thickos who stop interesting posters out of spite. As i said: our circus is a small one. Better be a clown here than nothing.

thanks PD. you are talking about bearded drag queen (not trans) Conchita Wurst who won in 2014. But in 1998 a more feminine tranny had won. From bellicose Israel of all places. Dana International with Diva. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZOVYCb9uY&ab_channel=EurovisionSongContest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZOVYCb9uY&ab_channel=EurovisionSongContest 2 tries and still can't embed. Please edit the post with the link. And give yourself a like for me, which is blocked again for me.

The board's unofficial DJ is Pdoggg who is probably clueless or at least indifferent about Eurovision. It Is anyone else here going to watch tomorrow? It is a big deal in Sweden that has won with major acts like the Abba and Loreen and is currently the betting house odds favorite to win, Here is a link to the Swedish song that failed to embed... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3HOMhAeQY&ab_channel=EurovisionSongContest

This post closes the TR with some trip highlights and reflections. Since 2022 I have been to TH and PH so often and for such extended periods that I think I have metamorphosed into more of a sexpat mind frame, i.e. not so eagerly pursuing sex 24-7 while in Asia since like for sexpats I've come to take sex as easily available on tap so that sense of urgency I used to feel on shorter, less frequent trips is not so intense. Some nights this trip I actually chose to sleep alone, or to skip sex with whoever it was that slept with me. I am getting old. Buggery 3 times a day does not lead to ejaculation 3 times for me anymore. Neither does getting blown. Or jerked. I've become focused on the GFE aspects of the encounters and some extra kinky sex bits that get me off. Hence STing with perfunctory sissies does not do it for me or I'd just stay in my country and pay the prostis here. Problem is the Asian prostis are becoming more like those here. Rushed and detached. I am acutely aware that I must enjoy what's left of TH-PH GFE while I can. Over a lifetime of being a sissy player I acquired skills that I can now use to make up for my geriatric decay. Yes ca$h is paramount to make the buggery happen, but you need game for them wanting to be with you. During this trip I also experienced what I think was the best passive anal sex partner of my life. It was strictly business but I had never felt such intense vacuum suction of my cock notwithstanding the condom. It was like someone was pulling hard at it with the hand, holding it like a vice for 5-10 seconds and then completely letting go of it and then followed by deep long contractions of the anus or several smaller staccato ones. Such anal virtuoso was a Chayapoom massage joint sissy who was strictly ST business no GFE but did magic with her anus including some other mind blowing stuff I'd be embarrassed to describe here. That's a pic of him to the left. I forgot his name. I hitched him in one of those crappy massage joints on Chayapoom to the left as you face Buakhao. I went back a couple of times but she was not there. I'd be curious if anyone else here knows him and was as well-serviced as I was. I am really into group sex that I can orchestrate. Not just for the multiple physical sensations of 2 or more lovers sharing their bodies simultaneously, but the fact that I am making happen fantasies I stage. Even when I am being a cock and ass worshipping sub I am the one in charge and taking my pleasure. In the course of this trip I slept for 2 weeks with 3 sissies whose combined ages add up to less than mine. It's both a blessing and a curse because afterwards 1-on-1 sex starts to feel dull. Especially with white farang ladies my age which is what I am limited to for the next few months. This trip I let myself hook up with 2 bad apple sissies who extorted me for more than I thought we had agreed I pay. I should have seen it coming from one of them. The other I should also have known better as we had a history of she gently ripping me off. This time there was nothing gentle about it and I paid to avoid a hotel scene. A third sissy I very much like also pulled a no-show on me after I sent money. I will forgive that one if I see her again. Just don't expect WU for her birthday. On the last day of the trip I met a sissy who gave me an unforgettable night of sex and now is inundating me with love messages. She is older and kinda manly looking, plus her cock is small and soft, plus it seems she expected more money than i handed her at the airport. A wiser monger would let that one go. But I think I want to repeat the sex and her obsessive messages and tears are good for my ego these next few months of sissy-celibacy. This trip was a disappointment GGwise. I did not fuck any in Patts and the ones in PH were either ST quickies or a very homely latch on I got tired of after 2 nights together. I let a 9 out of 10 22yo slip through my fingers. Moreover, none of the GGs I fucked I managed to bugger. Not that they refused; the sex just did not evolve into that. I tried it with the latch on. she was tight and would shit me out after I managed to put the tip in. After 3 or 4 attempts I gave up. My next mongering trip will be to Africa. There I can be with model-grade GGs eager to latch on to me. I don't know exactly where and when I will go and perhaps I will spend summer in my beautiful country in a beach house 15 minutes away I have been restoring and never stayed there. Hope you all enjoyed this TR, and please some other BMs share your buggery experiences here in the Board. We don't have so many BMs but some of those we have are in TH and surely could post about their sex lives once in a while. Or now that I consider myself as a sexpat, should I stop posting too? Party On! Rom

I asked that question to a 5K one of them and I think she said 1.5K for the bar. In the old days the bar collected the full amount, LT was a given and they came back the next day to the bar get their share. Now I hear they are at liberty to leave customers after ST, encouraged to do so even so they can return to the bar and mitigate the shortage of girls pretty much everywhere these days. Haven't barfined pinay bar girls for a while. The last time was 3 years ago also in Subic and I paid 3K for a hot find from one of the dodgier bars who latched on to me to keep me barfining her subsequent nights. So today's post is about my last 24 hours in the PH with a sissy I met on Tinder and spent a great GFE overnight with to the point it gave her expectations of a continuation but I dont think so. Here goes: Parallel to my at-large and bar mongerings when I am in TH and PH (or elsewhere) I also swipe on Tinder and Badoo and meet a few ladies/sissies during the trips. This trip I met 2: one in TH was a complete waste of time (posted here) and the other was a Manila sissy in her early 30s which is uncharacteristically old for me but I liked her style and our initial communication rolled well. 1m70+ tall, lanky boyish look that perhaps would be a turn off to other mongers but works for me. In the chatting stage (messages and videocall) she defined herself as: - not having had sex for 5 years (with her last bf) -never having been with a foreigner (pinoy men only) -strictly bottom (she said she topped once and only once in her life, but never had her cock sucked!!! (a sissy in her earlys 30s hard to believe) -I asked her point blank if she was a freelancer, she said yes meaning she sells stuff online for a living, and then I explained to her what is meant by freelancer in Tinderspeak and she laughed it off as if being a prosti was the last thing that would cross her mind. -when I invited her to go out with me that night, she accepted but told me upfront not to expect sex I had no other plans and I'd be OK not having sex (got plenty already) although it bothers me a bit when they actually say that to me as if I am not desirable enough. But I also viewed it as a challenge to overcome and overcome I did. I took her to a romantic rooftop restaurant in the Adriatico area and we were soon holding hands and had out first kiss on the lift down from there. Then onwards to my hotel room where we made out some more and went to bed cuddling naked to sleep. Lots of touching everywhere but she was dodging giving me oral and being buggered but I knew it was just a matter of time so I did not press for it and fell asleep in her arms tired old man that I am. I woke up a few times during the night and each time we were in a tight embrace with her lips pressed to my face and one of her hands holding my schlong. Speaking of which, when it turned into wood in the morning I knew to use it or loose it and initiated love-making by sucking and licking her down where it counts ending in an intense 69 for at least 20 minutes and then the buggery just came natural. She grimaced in pain but took the whole enchilada like a good trooper. She sure was tight and also very clean for someone who said she was not going to have sex and presumably did not prepare and who did not even shower before going to bed. It was an outstanding night of GFE sex and the only regret I have is that for a sissy so tall she has a tiny, hormone softened pecker. It did get hard in the morning but it was still small by my wishful standards. She did not cum despite my insistence that she jerk off while I was going down on her. At some point she cried saying she was in love with me. She stayed with me all morning and the early part of the afternoon and then rode along in the taxi to see me off at the airport. In the course of the taxi ride I gave her like 50 USD to cover her transportation costs (like 14 USD) and have the rest left over for her. I could tell from her face she was disappointed but could not bring herself to say anything. I told her to speak what was on her mind and she said 30 USD is "what she made in an hour" and then I asked what she thought I should give her and she said 150 USD. I remarked that sounded like a freelancer talking but she pretended not to register it. I gave her another 20 USD, hugged farewell and to me this money talk was the end of the GFE. Prior to that, during our morning post-buggery bliss I had indicated I might be back in July for her birthday. Not gonna happen. She sent me 35 love text-messages during my flights back to Europe and attempted to call 5 times. Does she not realize the GFE illusion is shattered? Because GFE is just that: an illusion. In this TR I described 3 such instance. I'll be back with one more trip highlights post.

Thanks for the interest barforth. I’d rather not highlight who the sissy I favored was both to not expose her further (there are nude pics of her already) and to not expose me as a sucker because at the very the end she scammed me for pocket change but she scammed me (see below). I am posting this at Manila airport (LBR not blocked) waiting to board the flight back to Europe. It consists of a summary of my week in Subic and my 3 nights in Manila. Week in Subic – The first 3 nights I was by myself and was ST with 2 local bargirl GGs. One I had bonked 3 years ago and the other I met in one of the bars. The other night I slept alone. I find barfines in Subic expensive at 4,000-5,000 pesos (sex included) and will give them half that if they come to meet me in their off-work hours. Most are not interested. The last 4 nights I was joined by the GG I started off the trip with in Manila. She is fun and sweet with me but no beauty. We had sex the first 2 nights and then honestly I lost interest. Towards the end she expressed expectation I’d give her 200 USD for her company and that was the deal breaker shattering the GFE illusion. When we got back to Manila I gave her half that and told her I needed time for myself and would be in touch. She texted me but I did not ask her to come meet again. She did not seem to take into account how much I spend on her food and fun and allowance money while in Subic in a top resort hotel. 3 nights in Manila. The first night was the night I got back to Manila from Subic and was somewhat tired from the bus trip so took a late nap and only woke up at 9 PM and decided to just stay in bed and skip dinner and prostis. The second night the opportunity to meet the aforementioned sissy I developed a fancy for presented itself. She said she was in a Manila suburb 1 hour away from where I was and II invited her to join me for my last 2 nights of the trip and asked for taxi money 600 pesos. I stupidly sent her 980 (about 18 USD) and she never came. She pretended to be on her way and I waited and I waited until I finally called her a liar and she admitted she gave the money to her mother who needed it (more likely she blew it on crystal meth to impress her friends). My protocol in cases like this where I pay for transportation is to pay myself to the driver on arrival. But I thougt she really wanted to be with me and saw the financial benefit to it. At the end I would have given her far more than 980. The upside is that she is not going to ask me for Western Union remittances, which I might have sent but now are out of the question and she knows it. Then I went to LA Café, hooked up with the prettiest girl there (22 yo Lolita-type) who priced herself more than I have ever paid in the PH (she wanted 5K ST, 10K LT). I considered getting her to give me a small discount but when she told upfront she does not suck cock I knew I’d be in for a starfish night. I passed and slept alone. The third night is when things got interesting. This post is aready kinda long. II will tell about it tomorrow when I get back home.