Great trip report, Mr Suave.
Its my first time back on this forum for quite some time but as I am off to Philippines next week I thought I would pop in here to see if there were any recent trip reports an lo and behold there you are back in the land of the sissies once more.
I did notice that Mr Nice's pic had appeared on one of my facebook friends (let me call her Miss Jamaica) "Stories" as well as a video of him driving toward a hot spring. The person in the front passenger seat was not visible but I took a stab it was maybe you.
I don't know what is happening in AC the first weekend in May but accommodation is all booked out (CPT, Pacific Breeze, Score Birds, Orchid Inn, ABC etc) on Agoda and Booking but found something for a couple of days in one of the back streets.
Hopefully the sissies won't all be too worn out by the time I get there.