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Welcome to the bar with Beautiful and sexy ladyboys in Jomtien Beach. At Emmy’s Bar on jomtien beach road soi 2 Open 4.00 pm- 02.00 am everyday #ladyboy #ladyboythailand #ladyboypattaya #ladyboyjomtien #thailadyboy

I welcome the candid views not so much the psychoanalysis and it seems I am guilty of both building myself up as the GOAT sissy monger and cutting myself down as an aging disillusioned monger. All I can say is that I try to share some humanity in my reports, including mine. I think it makes for more interesting reading, then just my trophy lists. If anything I am even more of a GOAT or of an AGING FOOL (depending on your POV of me) than my TRs convey because I do not report everything. Sometimes it's for lack of time, other times because I think it's not so relevant and other times I am not ready to share. For example: on this trip I met a supergorgeous 40+ish yo Russian MILF, but why would anyone believe me she is so gorgeous if I didn't post her picture, which I did not want to? No I did not fuck her. Plus I am not even sure what she is doing in TH ... Not prosti I don't think from what I see on her FB. Meeting her in Ko Phi Phi (she was there on a daytrip from Phuket where she lives in a villa with a pool) was one of the highlights of the trip and I can' stop thinking I should have pursued her in Phuket rather than go back to Patts. Then again she did not pursue me either. If I wrote about it could be extremely interesting to some readers or make me look like a fool to others who might point it out to annoy me. Similarly for the pics of some of my sex partners I no longer post or less explicitly so. It's not that I am afraid of being heroed. It's because some BMs just feel at liberty to comment on my partners in ways that cast doubt on my choices so I don't post such pics anymore. That's a lesson I learned the hard way at P Y and that has periodically repeated here with whiney BMs. Anyway, hope you think my TRs are worth your time reading them. As I keep saying, I do TRs because they make my trips more enjoyable and memorable also for me. If there were other BMs doing TRs I would stop because mine would become repetitive. But in the absence of such TRs, just think of mine as better than nothing and, whether or not I post all the info and pics I could, definitely more content-rich than anything else being done here or at the other Board with the witty code name that now self-corrects in this one.

My sexy Kittens invite you to water free pre songkran Music Night on Friday , 4th April between 8:30 PM and 10:30 PM. Nice Music will beplayed. For those two hours we will have a Music Night Special; Ladydrinks are only 99 baht. Come and have fun at Emmy Bar, Soi 2 in Jomtien.

The only place in Thailand where I encountered a dress code was the temple near the Grand Palace. A police officer stopped me and ordered me to wear long trousers. Going back to Sukhumvit would have taken too long, so I bought a pair of loose, pajama-style pants, usually worn by hippie ladies, from a nearby market and returned. The officer praised me for complying, but I felt embarrassed and almost exposed in such lightweight clothing.

Chinese phone cameras are not the best.

Taking it easy in Treetown

WN04 Doll of the Day - Tew Today's Doll of the Day is Tew. Tew is a petite femboy, who is quiet and often flies under the radar. She has the smallest waist I have ever seen on a LB. Tew is in the bar almost every day, a hard working girl Personal Information - Tew AKA: Tulip Started: December 2023 Job Role: Hostess Bar Finable: Yes Birthday: 01 November Zodiac Sign: Scorpio Chinese Zodiac: Pig Physical Information - Tew Type: Ladyboy Orientation: Versatile Breasts Size: Natural Body Type: Slim Best Feature: Eyes Endowment: Medium-Large Condom Size: 54 Cum per Day: 2 times Height: 1.67 metres (5' 6") Weight: 49 Kgs (108 lbs, 7 St 10 lbs) Shoe Size: EU 39 (UK 6.5, US 8.5) Tattoos: None Complexion: Light Social Information - Tew English Skills:OK Pool Skills: OK Favourite Pet: Dog Favourite Colour: Pink Favourite Drink: Leo Beer Favourite Food: Isaan/Thai Favourite Film Genre: Comedy Favourite Gift: Chocolates Dream Travel Destination: USA (Note: some of these answers are self-reported, so your own experience may differ!). Media Photo Credits: Dan Miller originals Lighting Credits to ToTo and Nan Editing Credits to Belle Follow all of the ladies on the WN04 X (twitter) app: https://x.com/WhyNot_BKK  Photos- Tew

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New signage went up this morning, cost of electrical repairs to the complex was bore by us & Red Light bar, that's the way it is. Meanwhile a wee doggie cries for help...

Looking good Emmy! This may buffer better than the original video: IMG_4158.mov.29f87c119b45571a9435616d43fa1f15-VEED.mp4

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Thanks PDoggg, thanks Bumblebee. This TR is not quite over because I will be back in Patts in April for a week (prior to continuing to the PH) and I will report on that return here since it will likely entail following up on my sissy crush from this trip and my Bon Bar harem. I will use this post to report on the hotels I stayed during the February trip, which may be of interest to prospective travelers: Sawasdee Siam - budget hotel located right at the heart of the mongering action on Buakhao. Cheap cheap 800 baht/night, spacious rooms but the beds are on the floor, which I am too old for. It's extremely noisy until 3 AM with classic rock live performances from the Rock Factory right across the street. Good swimming pool. The internet was spotty and the TV reception not very sharp with limited channels. I am glad I stayed there because it was my first time ever in Patts to stay further inland than Second Road, but I don't plan to stay there ever again. Penthouse Hotel - I made a point of staying at the reopened Penthouse now under Indian management as everything else on soi 13/4 (where all but the Penthouse used to belong to the same farang). As expected, the small-windowed rooms remain dark and feel cluttered by the fantasious decor and sex props I never used. The price (35 euros a night) was competitive with the other soi 13/4 hotels where I've also stayed over the last 2 years. They have a little outdoor pool now and free pool billiards table in the lobby. The inhouse gogo bar is GGs only and they are trying to be upscale. Did not hang out there much and did not try to barfine. The internet was also spotty and the farang TV was a few weird internet-delivered channels nobody wants to see. The breakfast included was pretty good a la carte from 4 or 5 options. I am glad I stayed there again after almost 20 years but I won't be coming back for another 20. I prefer rooms with windows that allow more natural light, as I don't just use the rooms for sex and sleep anymore. Twin Palm Bungalows in Ko Phi Phi - It was the cheapest on-the-beach accommodation I could find (40 euros a night) and it was accordingly basic. My room had a TV (other rooms did not) but the hotel cable or antenna were turned off. The internet was also spotty. The wildest beach parties in the island took place right in front of my room with loud noise from 8 PM til 4 in the morning, but it never bothered me. I guess I am used to falling asleep with the loud noise. At least the aircon worked very well or otherwise t would be a torture chamber. I was alone in Ko Phi Phi so it was OK to stay at the crappy bungalow. But if I go back I would want to bring a sleeping buddy and stay at a nicer hotel. Royal Twins in Pattaya is one of 3 dinosaur hotels off 2nd Road that I very much like to stay at (the other 2 are the Welcome Plaza and the Royal Palace). I love the spacious architecture from a gone by era (the 1970s-80s) and the rooms are rather big, well fitted and have balconies that allow plenty of light and views to the sea (not the back). I paid 40 euros with buffet breakfast included. The TV had good image but limited channels (Aljazeera and EuroNews). The internet was also spotty and this was my first trip ever to TH that I remember being bothered by constant problems with hotel internet. These hotels were top of the market when they were built, but now have become somewhat outdated, which is fine by me as I like the old feel to them. PDoggg had recommended here the P-Plus Hotel in the Buakhao area (around he corner from Chayapoom) and I just made reservations to stay there in April (30 euros breakfast for 2 included). I have gone by and it looks pretty good and has a pool. I will let you know in April how it worked out. Hope this helps.

I am now back in Europe resigned to stinky old pussy but will be right back in Patts 3 weeks from now as planned even before I decided to go on this trip, which as mentioned in the OP was a spur of the moment thing after a MILF broke my heart. I will continue to report here when I go back there, but for now I conclude this part by reporting on my last day, which was largely spent by myself organizing things while my newfound sissy crush went exercising on the beach and then to her room from where she never came back to mine again. We did meet that night as she did not go to her bar to be with me, so I thought I would treat her to a nice time and took her to Hollywood, which is a live music show with singers and dancers. It was packed in excess of 1000 people, and I was the only non-Asian I saw there (mostly Thais, and Chinese and Koreans as well). Admission is 600 baht per person with 2 drinks included and the food is also pricier and it was a waste of my money and good intentions as the sissy told me through the google translator that it was "very boring" there. I appreciate her candor and so much for my player move to take my prosti dates to a venue where regular young Thai people go. Worked before. Not this time. Not a big deal. I still like her and then we went to Bon Bar where I wanted to say goodbye to Tha but she wasn't there because she is in some kind of business dispute with her Korean ex and the animosity has escalated to the point she can't be at the bar all the time because she is dealing with charges and lawyers. Afterwards, my friend was very surprised and pleased when I gave her goodbye money while exempting her from further sex as I had to get back to the room and get ready for a taxi pickup at 5 AM. Then on my way back to the hotel, the Gods of Mongering cast a cruel play on me: I walked by a bar where I spotted what I think were 2 fresh-off-the-farm sissy twins that stopped me right on my tracks and as I stared were waving invitingly at me. A fresh pair of sissy twins I hadn't seen before nor seen reported at Pyongyang. And if they weren't sissies, then they had to be GG TWINS, which also would have strong appeal to me. Hélas! I was leaving to the airport in a couple hours and the clock had run out on me. Hope to find them when I'm back in one month. But then I will plan to reunite my Laos sissy crush and perhaps a gorgeous Russian 30 yo GG I did not mention here because I never got to fuck her. We just corresponded on Tinder and had a daytime coffee with me failing to ascertain if she is a prosti or a vacationer or both... still, she is a very beautiful caucasian woman and I would jump at the chance to nail her. I will close the TR with a photo of an awesome booze I discovered on this trip, that I did not know existed and I thought that at my age and drunken experience I knew all possible boozes. It's a sweetish whiskey liqueur but not like Bailey's that is more like a dessert. I hope to find here a place that sells it, because I never saw it in the free shops. Cheers.

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WN04 Doll of the Day - Peace Please say hello to Peace, which is a very fitting name after yesterday's events! Peace is a nice girl and has a very relaxed way about her. Her English is good and she is great company in the bar. She is the younger sister of Mos, which some of you might remember from Why Not bar a while ago. Peace used to work before at Chaos 9. Personal Information - Peace AKA: Peach Start Date: 26-Feb-25 Job Role: Hostess Bar Finable: Yes Birthday: 18-Nov Zodiac Sign: Scorpio Chinese Zodiac: Tiger Physical Information - Peace Type: Ladyboy Orientation: Versatile Breasts: 400cc Body Type: Curvy Best Feature: Eyes Endowment: Medium Condom Size: 52 Cum per Day: 2 times Height: 1.61 metres (5' 3") Weight: 58 Kgs. (128 lbs. 9 St 2 lbs) Shoe Size: EU 40 (UK 7.5, US 9.5) Tattoos: 0 Social Information - Peace English Skills: OK Pool Skills: OK Favourite Pet: Cat Favourite Colour: White Favourite Drink: Whiskey Favourite Food: Isaan/Thai Favourite Film Genre: Romance Favourite Gift: Perfume Dream Travel Destination: Singapore (Note: some of these answers are self-reported, so your own experience may differ!). Media - Peace Photo Credits to ToTo Lighting Credits to Bowie Follow all of the ladies on the WN04 X (twitter) app: https://x.com/WhyNot_BKK

Like @Pdoggg says, shorts are no problem in ladyboy bars. But if you want to go clubbing afterwards, you'll have a problem. For example Levels in Soi 11 doesn't allow shorts or sleeveless shirts

WN04 Doll of the Day - Natasha Natasha is one hot lady. She combines great looks with an impressive size! Natasha is a very likeable girl, she has good knowledge of English language and there is zero pretence Personal Information - Natasha AKA: Natacha Started: 18-Feb-25 Job Role: Hostess Bar Finable: Yes Birthday: 05 Dec Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Chinese Zodiac: Goat Physical Information - Natasha Type: Lady Boy Orientation: Versatile Breasts: 400cc Body Type: Average Best Feature: Face Endowment: Very Large! ( 7 inches or 18 cms) Condom Size: 56 Cum Per Day: 3 times Height: 1.65 metres (5' 5") Weight: 56 Kgs (123 lbs, 8 St 11 lbs) Shoe Size: EU 40 (UK 7.5, US 9.5) Tattoos: 3 Social Information - Natasha English Skills: OK Pool Skills: Doesn't play! Favourite Pet: None! Favourite Colour: Black Favourite Drink: White Wine or champagne Favourite Food: Steak Favourite Film Genre: None. She prefers listening to music. Favourite Gift: Perfume Dream Travel Destination: USA Instagram: namiguel_nami (Note: some of these answers are self-reported, so your own experience may differ!). Media - Natasha Photo Credits to Pocky Lighting Credits to ToTo Editing Credits to Natasha Follow all of the ladies on the WN04 X (twitter) app: https://x.com/WhyNot_BKK

When you are kept awake all night with messages , what's that ladyboys phone number man https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHlVu5uPUVo/?igsh=MWxwd3luY2V0aHU4eg==

Season 3 of White Lotus was filmed in Samui. Some of you wll find it interesting;some will hate it. Lisa of Blackpink makes her acting debut in White Lotus. It's shown on HBO.

Someone's been somewhere...

I sponsored some Killer Pool games to keep them moving...

WN04 Bonus Double Dolls of the Day - Jessie & Ying Today is the March Equinox and to celebrate, here are two hotties that will put a spring in your step. ToTo sent through a lot of photos last night and this is the first of the 'Ladies in Red' series. Media Photo Credits to ToTo Lighting Credits to Peace Editing Credits to ToTo Follow all of the ladies on the WN04 X (twitter) app: https://x.com/WhyNot_BKK Photos - Jessie (Left) - Ying (Right)

WN04 Doll of the Day - Minnie Today's Doll of the Day is Minnie, who is very soft spoken and has a unique look to her. Minnie has lovely soft skin, which adds to her 'kawaii' appeal. Trust me, whenever you see Minnie drinking a bottle of beer with both hands, your heart will melt! Personal Information - Minnie AKA: N/A Start Date: Oct-23 Job Role: Hostess Bar Finable: Yes Birthday: 28 September Zodiac Sign: Libra Chinese Zodiac: Ox Physical Information - Minnie Type: Lady Boy Orientation: Bottom Breasts: 375cc Body Type: Average Best Feature: Smile Endowment: Medium Condom Size: 52 Cum Per Day: 1 time Height: 1.66 metres (5' 5") Weight: 58 Kgs (128 lbs, 9 St. 2 lbs) Shoe Size: EU 38 (UK 5.5, US 7.5) Tattoos: 8 but all small! Social Information - Minnie English Skills: Good Pool Skills: Very Good Favourite Pet: Cat Favourite Colour: Pink Favourite Drink: Leo Beer Favourite Food: Thai Favourite Film Genre: Fantasy Favourite Gift: Dark Chocolates Dream Travel Destination: Iceland (Note: some of these answers are self-reported, so your own experience may differ!). Media Photo Credits: Dan Miller originals Lighting Credits to ToTo and Nan Editing Credits to Belle Follow all of the ladies on the WN04 X (twitter) app: https://x.com/WhyNot_BKK Photos - Minnie

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Commie's been under the weather too, this country girl showed up later on, no make up & looked pretty damn fine to me...

Bolt is not allowed in Pattaya according to local law I checked because I saw it posted and a bunch of drivers were called up and fined when they arrived 2000 baht I often stay in Hostels BUT NOT HERE - usually it's full of indians , guys who are down on their luck drunks and guys smuggle in ladies or ladyboys into the dorms , last time I stayed in a hostel here I was the only one who did not shower in his clothes and one guy would wake up at 3 am turn all the lights around and move furniture around - no thankyou anyway hostel dorms now are so expensive here compared to Bangkok for a hundred baht more I can rent my own room and I have I'm not here to enjoy myself I'm here to film Cine pinkspinky.mp4

WN04 Doll of the Day - Poy Please say hello to Monday's Doll of the Day - Poy. Poy was the number 1 girl in February and it is easy to see why. Poy is very soft spoken and friendly with the customers and there has never been a word of complaint. Personal Information - Poy AKA: N/A Started: Aug-24 Role: Hostess Bar Finable: Yes Birthday: 02 June Zodiac Sign: Gemini Chinese Zodiac: Snake Physical Information - Poy Type: Lady Boy Orientation: Bottom Breasts: 300cc Body Type: Slim Best Feature: Smooth Skin Endowment: Small Condom Size: 52 Cum Per Day: 3 times Height: 1.70 metres (5' 7") Weight: 45 Kgs (99 lbs, 7 St 1 lb) Shoe Size: EU 38 (UK 5.5, US 7.5) Tattoos: 0 Complexion: Light  Social Information - Poy English Skills: Beginner Pool Skills: Very Good Favourite Pet: Dog Favourite Colour: White Favourite Drink: Sangsom Favourite Food: Isaan/Thai Favourite Film Genre: Comedy Favourite Gift: iPhone Dream Travel Destination: Japan (Note: some of these answers are self-reported, so your own experience may differ!). Media Photo Credits to Pocky. Follow all of the ladies on the WN04 X (twitter) app:https://x.com/WhyNot_BKK Photos - Poy

WN04 Doll of the Day - Jessie Say hello to Jessie who will brighten up every mans day. She has a very pert bum, which combined with her smile goes a long way! A truly sexy appearance! Personal Information - Jessie AKA: N/A Started: Aug-24 Job Role: Hostess Bar Finable: Yes Birthday: 01 July Zodiac Sign: Cancer Chinese Zodiac: Rat Physical Information - Jessie Type: Femboy Orientation: Versatile Breasts: Natural Body Type: Average Best Feature: Horny (!) Endowment: Medium-Large Condom Size: 54 Cum Per Day: 2 times Height: 1.67 metres (5' 6") Weight: 52 Kgs (115 lbs, 8 St 3 lbs ) Shoe Size: EU 40 (UK 7.5, US 9.5) Tattoos: 0 Complexion: Medium  Social Information: Jessie English Skills: Beginner Pool Skills: OK Favourite Pet: Hen (WTF!) Favourite Colour: Pink Favourite Drink: Leo Beer Favourite: Food: Isaan/Thai Favourite Film Genre: Romantic Favourite Gift: iPhone Dream Travel Destination: Cambodia (!) (Note: some of these answers are self-reported, so your own experience may differ!). Media Photo Credits to Dan Miller Lighting Credits to ToTo and Nan Editing Credits to Belle Follow all of the ladies on the WN04 X (twitter) app: https://x.com/WhyNot_BKK Photos - Jessie

I told Miss Saigon the war was over...she said it's only just begun, Commie agrees

Bailed out early last night as I was bushed after being busy all weekend, got home to find I'd forgotten my keys so Doris had to come & let me in. Good she decided to stay & have an early night. Enjoyed the football & it was a change & pleasure to sit & relax with a wee glass of Jock Juice...not many fellas around but a good turn out from the girls.