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The Frog That Said No So there’s this dude, right? He’s got a problem. His cock is fifty centimeters long. Yeah, you read that right. Five-zero cm — almost 20 inches. It’s not sexy — it’s a medical emergency. Can’t wear jeans. Can’t run. Can’t f… ladies, let alone ladyboys. It’s like carrying a concrete pillar in his pants. Anyway, one day he’s had enough. He hears about some old witch who does… you know, weird fixes. He finds her in a creepy, half-dead house — cobwebs everywhere, the whole place smells like dead cats and dust. Before he can even say a word, she barks: “Shaddup! Don’t talk. Go to Duck Lake. Then into the swamp. Look for the frog. Talk to the frog. Go, go, go!” Weird vibes, but whatever — guy’s desperate. So he goes. He finds the swamp, wades into knee-deep mud… and sure enough — boom — there’s a frog, just chilling. He looks at her and says, “Hey, uh… so my junk’s kinda… too much. Could you help shrink it a little?” The frog puffs up her little throat and croaks: “No.” Suddenly, he feels it — down there — like something just… recalibrated. He checks. 40 centimeters. (Less than 16 inches.) Better, but still kinda dangerous if you sneeze in tight pants. Especially the backdoors. So he tries again. “Hey frog, sorry, but my schlong’s still… too much. Could you… please?” The frog inflates, stares at him, and says again: “No.” Boom. 30 centimeters. (12 inches.) Now we’re talkin’. Almost reasonable. The guy does the math: ask one more time, land at a cool 20. (8 inches.) Perfect size. Everyone wins. So he looks at the frog and goes: “Come on, frog, please…” The frog loses her shit. Starts puffing up like a balloon, angry croaking noises and all. Then she yells: “No. No. And NO!”
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This sounds like chatgpt.
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Welcome to the forum MatesZygote. I feel curious to know how you manage to have a lot of ladyboy friends in Pattaya ((with a 'P' I presume) and hope you will find a 'wingman' to hng out with in Pattaya nightlife.
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Just a bike without engine, but I liked this Shanghai ladyboy shooting her selfie while riding her bike.
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One day, after having sex, my girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. So I answered : "- It doesn't worry me at all, babe. - Awesome !" She replied". I really so much prefer to be a Christine."
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