Jimmy Cargopants

I wish her luck... things develop swiftly in sunny world - last weekend she said she'd be back in Chiang Rai. This is better (a job) and all fingers and toes crossed she may one day return. She should leave the shorts! Cut for a song - "There ain't no sunshine when she's gone..."

Great pictures, thanks for sharing.

OK, this is a cheat. (At least I'm copping to it). I won't even try to improve on it (impossible) because it's perfect and my favourite set of lyrics of all time, and for some reason I always think of Thailand when I hear it, every time... Tom Waits' Tom Traubert's Blues. The song chronicles alcohol abuse, hookers, broken dreams, love and longing, hard won insight and understanding, and borrows for its chorus Australia's most famous traditional song (Waltzing Matilda) - Amazing stuff... Wasted and wounded and it ain't what the moon did I got what i paid for now see you tomorrow hey frank can i borrow a couple of bucks from you to go waltzing matilda waltzing matilda you'll go waltzing matilda with me... I'm an innocent victim of a blinded alley and i'm tired of all these soldiers here no-one speaks english and everything's broken and my Stacys are soakin' wet to go waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go a waltzing matilda with me... Now the dogs are barking and the taxi cabs parking a lot they can do for me i begged you to stab me you tore my shirt open and i'm down on my knees tonight old bushmills i staggered you buried the dagger your silhouette window light to go waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go a waltzing matilda with me... And I've lost my st. christopher now that i kissed her and the one-arm bandit knows and the maverick chinaman and the cold-blooded signs and the girls down by the striptease shows go... waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go a waltzing matilda with me... No I don't want your sympathy fugitives say that the streets aren't for dreaming now manslaughter dragnets and the ghosts that sell memories want a piece of the action anyhow go waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go waltzing matilda with me... and you can ask any sailor and the keys from the jailor and the old men in wheelchairs know that Matilda's the defendant she killed about a hundred and she follows wherever you may go waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go waltzing matilda with me..... And it's a battered old suitcase to a hotel someplace and a wound that will never heal no prima donnas the perfume is on her and an old shirt that is stained with blood and whiskey ... And goodnight to the street-sweepers, the night watchmen flame-keepers And goodnight .................Matilda too.

Old joke..... what happens when you play a country music record backwards? Well, you get your wife back, your dog back, your farm back...... (OK I'm done *Booo!!* )

Early on in the so-called pandemic I would have been very wary having sex with a hooker, but as noted in the opening post Pattaya has not had a confirmed Covid case for weeks, and very few cases in all of TH. I'd definitely go for it now .. I'd get up them quicker than a greased ferret. And consider it a service! I know many lose their sh*t at any mention of the bug topic, I'm happily not one of them.

I'm a fan of mixed GG/lb clips. Wish I could find a longer version of this one - https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e7a93e219b63

My little missive, modest as it was, came from the heart (tears spilled as I typed) .. Ah well, one can't win over all critics. Such is life, and life goes on!

O cat...! O Rabbit...! Cat...! Rabbit...! Cat...! I have a carrot to stick up you Rabbit...! You do that and I turn you into a postie Cat...! Tsk! Tsk! The end. You're welcome

Homophobe! 5555

Crikey QG... the Ballad of JC...the lyric... it's spot on, like you were there in the room with me 55 (I think I'm having a PTSD episode!)

Broken Finger Blues (a C&W number)

That is about eight years ago! First trip to LOS. Yes that soi 6 one was a thug and a very unwise choice. The other big embarrassment was my first pick of the trip - a freelancer in BKK. It wasn't quite my first ever rodeo with a lb but close... It went very well but we got a taxi back to Sukhumvit and as we parted on the street I quite sincerely told her I love you. There's some hard core mongering action

O my god, I'm weeping .....and so is Sunny!! It should be noted that BBG is recalling an interview we'd had many months ago, and much of it is now made up with words put into my mouth which I'd never used .....all the big words as it were. The song bit is true though - BBG with his upright bass, Quinn with an old acoustic more battered than Willie Nelson's, me in Frank Ifield mode - a bit like Gene Vincent and his Blue Notes but way less cooler. Shame there are no pictures of that (none of us own cameras).. Now the true story about the song ---- We named our one original composition together (wait for it..) "Sunny". I was supposed to stump up with lyrics but caught stuck after "Sunny...", repeated about fifty times. It was hardly Dylanesque. When I finally came up with a rhyme ("dunny") the fellas sacked me as chief songwriter, I was told to go away while Grunt and Quinn huddled together for twenty minutes to thrash out a proper lyric (with too many big words in my humble opinion). Man we rocked the house then. Rocked the wicker furniture anyway .. rocked something! We were off our rockers and had soi dogs running in all directions. Even the girls looked up from their phones for about five seconds... Good memories all, especially as we reflect back in these less than normal times. Who'd have guessed six months ago that the whole world would be ordered to stay in their room?? Strewth that's a turn up. If only I was quarantined in a room with Sunny..... with her shorts and bonzer bits. *Sigh*

I wonder if he has any ladyboy stories to share

BBG is something of a dark horse. This is Mrs Grunt - as we can see, there's a startling physical resemblance! Sorry for the threadf*ckery