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The Grim Reaper will come and ask seniors to pay for the bill. The longer the party, the more salted the bill. Here, many people believed they weren't taking too much risks breaking governmental advises. This week, the Pharmacy placarded "Sick people must stay in the street. They will be served outside". Yesterday, I heard ambulances twice. 

Everyone is free not to respect discipline at war but bullets will catch those who played too much. 

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Coronavirus Porn Is Going Viral on Pornhub

 

In a video titled "Bodycam Footage (CDC Agent) Investigates Deserted Wuhan," you're watching from the first-person point of view of "Jerry," a healthcare worker in a hazmat suit, stumbling around in the dark remnants of a medical facility.

He breathes hard and his heart pounds, and a voice coming from his walkie talkie tries and fails to get him to respond. There's a sudden, brief scuffle, and a woman in a hospital gown jumps him, pulls his erect penis from a hole in his clean suit, and wordlessly fucks him.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xgq5ew/coronavirus-porn-going-viral-pornhub-xhamster

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I've been off the forum today as i had a lot of thinking about this Corona stuff to do.

it does seem that some of you guys are quite worried, so i wondered if i could come up with some suggestions that may help allay those fears.

i remembered that a very famous person [i forget who] once said that every problem is also an opportunity.

So, taking advantage of the time which i now have on my hands i decided to try to overcome my  natural technophobia. I know that Quietguy at least is going to be impressed by this. I can actually hear him saying to himself... 'so Blind Boy...what did you do?

Thanks for asking QG...i'll tell you. I walked down the road a ways and bought myself an electric kettle. I was quaking all the way back home carrying it, wondering what the hell i'd done. Scared that my impetuous action would lead to a nervous breakdown or something Like.

With mounting dread i finally worked out how to get the devilish thing out of the box. But no fear guy's.. i am proud to say that within ten minutes i  mastered the mother. i guess Einstein must have felt the same when he finished his Theory of Relativity. Technology or at the minimum electric kettles, now hold no fears for me! i've cracked it, life is so good now.

tell you what else i discovered..using the gravy granules things... ya can make gravy in it too! I would suggest though that no-one puts the rest of the stew in the kettle as the big bits tend to block the spout.

so, what about some of you peeps? all locked down with little to do?

Well BB, i know that you are worrying about the waistline recently...plenty of time for sit-ups now! get on with it....

Pdogg... did i read recently that you are going a bit Michael Jacksonish? easy-peasy.. practice the Moonwalk, it'll go down great at future parties.

QG.... practice getting your HazMat suit on quicker, just in case at some future date you see the postman walking up your garden path.

every little helps guys, every little helps.

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er QG...so in these dark doom-laden days... 'essential' doesn't include going to 7-11 to buy food? where mayhaps the said 7-11 is actually next door? and just happen to have one electric kettle for sale on their shelves?

hardly travelling out of district heh?

glad to note that the 8000 thai's in morchit bus station one day last week were heeding the governors advice. 

one also assumes that cleaning stuff will magically appear in the tin shacks all over Chonburi., as people cannot go out to buy it, not that they would anyway. My condo is cleaned every day by me.. Only yesterday 4 bottles of bleach were washed over all floor and wall surfaces in the bathroom... great smell!

but you misunderstand...before anyone decides to sue me..i did actually suggest it's not a good idea to cook stews in an electric kettle.

you're just jealous because i've now mastered another technological mystery...both kettles and lift buttons i'm pretty good at now.... i thought that you'd be proud of me.

not to worry...just to impress you... i was also told in the said 7-11 that from today anyone not wearing a dodgy totally useless face mask will not be served.

that's an easy equation then. No mask =no serve = no go.

have stocked up on essentials  don't worry... loads of ciggies!

what ya gonna do if some scientist discover's that nicotine kills corona!!! :o

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10 hours ago, blind boy grunt said:

Well BB, i know that you are worrying about the waistline recently...plenty of time for sit-ups now! get on with it....

More sit downs alas, with a glass of cider or pint of Guinness most nights as no work to get up for at the moment.  So expanding is the way it’s going right now. :sad0116:

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7 minutes ago, blind boy grunt said:

enjoy life as best you can BB. i'd love a guinness me self...

I was fortunate when I got back home there were a few trays of it in the shed, left over from a quiet Xmas.  Happy days...and nights.:drinks:

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ah..of course..tinned stuff, i wasn't thinking.... don't actually like it too much. i remember the happy days in Piccadilly in an Irish bar which sold the draught stuff...you even used to get a shamrock or something drawn in the froth. i suppose it closed down 40 years ago! 

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The cans aren’t so bad these days, whatever widget they have in them creates a fairly decent head and it tastes like in a bar.  If it was a cure for or a defence from corona I’d be sorted this week. 

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2 hours ago, blind boy grunt said:

what ya gonna do if some scientist discover's that nicotine kills corona!!! :o

 I have actually heard this. Don't take my word for it though.

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In case anyone missed it - latest an Alcohol Carry Outs -

No alcohol sales between 6:00 PM and 6:00 AM. In reality, as regular alcohol sales laws apply, this means one can only legally buy between 11:00 AM and 2:00 PM as well as 5:00 PM to 6:00 PM. 

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6 hours ago, blind boy grunt said:

 

have stocked up on essentials  don't worry... loads of ciggies!

what ya gonna do if some scientist discover's that nicotine kills corona!!! :o

 

4 hours ago, seven said:

 I have actually heard this. Don't take my word for it though.

 

3 hours ago, blind boy grunt said:

i believe! i believe!:imNotWorthy:

 

3 hours ago, seven said:

Haha, me too, me too:biggrin:

Sorry guys

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well that's a surprise then QG..... a member of a welsh anti-smoking group suggesting that smokers quit?.... surprise surprise! maybe i will then.. obviously after 55 years of puffing away quite happily as soon as i do my lungs will suddenly morph into those of Sebastian Coe....

you've not posted the rather wonderful newspaper report from last week yet... the one where some bangkok big wig stated with absolutely no commonsense whatsoever that smoking was to be banned anywhere even outside in Bangkok.. transgressors to be fined 4000 baht. His reason that exhaling smoke can also expel Corona Virus. He was soon shut-up when people explained that he would have to stop people breathing too!

stop believing every thing you read QG please!  some people just want to see their name in the papers..... If it's on the net or in the newspapers, like the things that you read in the bible...it ain't necessarily so...

but just to inform, my nephew in England - i'm guessing in his early-mid 50s, who has been a severe asthmatic all his life, has just recovered from CV...

you see then QG...not all reports have to be doom and gloom to back up personal prejudices my boy...

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1 hour ago, Quinn said:

In case anyone missed it - latest an Alcohol Carry Outs -

No alcohol sales between 6:00 PM and 6:00 AM. In reality, as regular alcohol sales laws apply, this means one can only legally buy between 11:00 AM and 2:00 PM as well as 5:00 PM to 6:00 PM. 

The announcement from the Governor of Chonburi announced that restaurants can be open only for takeout. I am not sure if this applies to Pattaya as Pattaya is to some degree a separate administrative unit that may not be subject to Chonburi rules despite being in that province.

The Governor also announced that the beach is closed after 8PM.   That makes some sense as at night most people on the beach are socializing with groups of friends rather than taking a solitary walk.  

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