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Not unless we are drunk and some North American tourists are near by. Gotta keep the illusion alive for them.

I did it the other day and while it got the location correct it covered quite a large area and not specific to my town and immediate surrounding area.

First of the bad news, well depends on your point of view, but I am not going to do a TR for this period in Patts. I am still trying to finish my last one, almost 3 months after leaving, it is too much of a time consuming effort to cover a month. Also I am taking it easy, yeah even easier than before, so I won't be spending as much time in the bars thus not many daily photos. This will be a news feed of what I see and hear around town, and hopefully some of our on the ground reporters can fill us in on some of the subjects mentioned. So without further ado, lets kick of the first edition of the Pattaya Times. Sally's bar: According to our man over Jomtien way FanOfTS, the place is closed until the 17 of this month. LB Massage: Reporter Gerry has come in with some news about 2 LB massage salons on 13/1. Deepthroat is apparently investigating, so expect some updates soon from either him or Gerry. Horse Cock:Gerry has a few scoops for us, this one is a well hung, according to him bigger than Nancy, freelancer who works on Beach Road at the end of 13/1. I forget her name, but saw her last night, quite stunning and you would not even think she is packing. Black Trannys: Another nugget from Gerry. Apparently the black chicks who sit at the open bar more or less opposite Linda's are not what they seem. Gerry reports that at least 3 of them are ours, interesting to say the least. And they are asking local prices. Soi Buakhao: A new bar complex, Action Street has recently opened on the south end of the Soi. Foggy reports 2 LBs working in the Titanic bar, I saw one and she was quite a looker, Spanish kinda face and flat chest. That's it for the moment folks, will update as new information comes into the office, stay tuned.

Well for me yes, I hardly ever leave the room without it, maybe not when I am just popping to 7/11 or Family, but for any long stroll around Patts I feel naked without it. You just never know what you might stumble upon and today was one of those days. Just as I passed Soi 6 I notice something going on in the plaza where there is a McDonalds. Not sure what it was all about, but there was a ladyboy in a Lamborghini which is always a good sign. And later something to do with cigarettes. Anyway the eye candy was spot on for an afternoon’s viewing.

Lol.

Got out just in time, hopefully the rates head north again later in the year. For the € it was 37:30 the day arrived in November, and down to 35:25 the day I left.

You can see the face in some of the earlier photos, no other info alas.

The same Kwang we bumped into on Soi 15 a couple of weeks back?

Pogba with lippy. Mind you there was something very exotic about her after months of looking at sexy Asian men in dresses and lingerie.

Any idea who the black model is lol?

There was another official photo session with our ladyboy from the opening post and other models on Beach Road today. I was strolling back from Naklua late in the afternoon when I noticed a colourful group in the distance on the beach. Time to investigate of course. I was particularly taken by the black model, as the photos will show.

Well I finally got around to checking out this much talked about bar and I was no disappointed. Redrock and Foggy told me last week that I have to give it a try and so off I went with Janabiyah last night. Very relaxing vibe, no pressure for drinks, and a band playing good tunes at the right volume. We were told there are 5 LBs working there, so they will need and extra from somewhere for the upcoming VB competition and we wish them well in that. On the night we met: Prima Bella and Jinny Cindy Prima Bella

It was quite lively last night, some of the girls were a tad oiled.

Big batch of photos coming up to finish of this trip on a high.

Correct Soi 360, well spotted and the flag is hanging outside the Dogs Bollocks Bar.

Wrong Soi I’m afraid and I thought you of all people would have noticed it as you wandered to your favourite hostelry. There again it may have only been added recently.

Yea it’s the events area opposite Jomtien Night Market. Not sure what sois are along there but about 7 or 8 mins walk from Soi 5 heading south.

Well reasoned and the orange does indeed originate from The Netherlands in this instance, but not Soi 6 alas. Let’s just say we wouldn’t feel comfortable watching the rugby, or even opening my mouth, in this establishment. Enough said!

For anyone thinking of taking the ferry to Hua Hin, here is where you can find it at Bali Hai.

And for anyone over Jomtien way.