seven Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Coronavirus Porn Is Going Viral on Pornhub In a video titled "Bodycam Footage (CDC Agent) Investigates Deserted Wuhan," you're watching from the first-person point of view of "Jerry," a healthcare worker in a hazmat suit, stumbling around in the dark remnants of a medical facility. He breathes hard and his heart pounds, and a voice coming from his walkie talkie tries and fails to get him to respond. There's a sudden, brief scuffle, and a woman in a hospital gown jumps him, pulls his erect penis from a hole in his clean suit, and wordlessly fucks him. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/xgq5ew/coronavirus-porn-going-viral-pornhub-xhamster 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 I've been off the forum today as i had a lot of thinking about this Corona stuff to do. it does seem that some of you guys are quite worried, so i wondered if i could come up with some suggestions that may help allay those fears. i remembered that a very famous person [i forget who] once said that every problem is also an opportunity. So, taking advantage of the time which i now have on my hands i decided to try to overcome my natural technophobia. I know that Quietguy at least is going to be impressed by this. I can actually hear him saying to himself... 'so Blind Boy...what did you do? Thanks for asking QG...i'll tell you. I walked down the road a ways and bought myself an electric kettle. I was quaking all the way back home carrying it, wondering what the hell i'd done. Scared that my impetuous action would lead to a nervous breakdown or something Like. With mounting dread i finally worked out how to get the devilish thing out of the box. But no fear guy's.. i am proud to say that within ten minutes i mastered the mother. i guess Einstein must have felt the same when he finished his Theory of Relativity. Technology or at the minimum electric kettles, now hold no fears for me! i've cracked it, life is so good now. tell you what else i discovered..using the gravy granules things... ya can make gravy in it too! I would suggest though that no-one puts the rest of the stew in the kettle as the big bits tend to block the spout. so, what about some of you peeps? all locked down with little to do? Well BB, i know that you are worrying about the waistline recently...plenty of time for sit-ups now! get on with it.... Pdogg... did i read recently that you are going a bit Michael Jacksonish? easy-peasy.. practice the Moonwalk, it'll go down great at future parties. QG.... practice getting your HazMat suit on quicker, just in case at some future date you see the postman walking up your garden path. every little helps guys, every little helps. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Good to hear you have been doing a lot of thinking bbg! But I'm not sure that going out to buy an electric kettle, however useful for making stews, is an essential trip. I hope in future you will heed the Governor's advice https://www.pattayamail.com/featured/pattaya-chonburi-residents-urged-to-stay-home-not-travel-out-of-their-districts-293367 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 bbg, the Governor has given some advice on how to use your time more productively 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 er QG...so in these dark doom-laden days... 'essential' doesn't include going to 7-11 to buy food? where mayhaps the said 7-11 is actually next door? and just happen to have one electric kettle for sale on their shelves? hardly travelling out of district heh? glad to note that the 8000 thai's in morchit bus station one day last week were heeding the governors advice. one also assumes that cleaning stuff will magically appear in the tin shacks all over Chonburi., as people cannot go out to buy it, not that they would anyway. My condo is cleaned every day by me.. Only yesterday 4 bottles of bleach were washed over all floor and wall surfaces in the bathroom... great smell! but you misunderstand...before anyone decides to sue me..i did actually suggest it's not a good idea to cook stews in an electric kettle. you're just jealous because i've now mastered another technological mystery...both kettles and lift buttons i'm pretty good at now.... i thought that you'd be proud of me. not to worry...just to impress you... i was also told in the said 7-11 that from today anyone not wearing a dodgy totally useless face mask will not be served. that's an easy equation then. No mask =no serve = no go. have stocked up on essentials don't worry... loads of ciggies! what ya gonna do if some scientist discover's that nicotine kills corona!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 10 hours ago, blind boy grunt said: Well BB, i know that you are worrying about the waistline recently...plenty of time for sit-ups now! get on with it.... More sit downs alas, with a glass of cider or pint of Guinness most nights as no work to get up for at the moment. So expanding is the way it’s going right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 enjoy life as best you can BB. i'd love a guinness me self... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, blind boy grunt said: enjoy life as best you can BB. i'd love a guinness me self... I was fortunate when I got back home there were a few trays of it in the shed, left over from a quiet Xmas. Happy days...and nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 ah..of course..tinned stuff, i wasn't thinking.... don't actually like it too much. i remember the happy days in Piccadilly in an Irish bar which sold the draught stuff...you even used to get a shamrock or something drawn in the froth. i suppose it closed down 40 years ago! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 The cans aren’t so bad these days, whatever widget they have in them creates a fairly decent head and it tastes like in a bar. If it was a cure for or a defence from corona I’d be sorted this week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 hours ago, blind boy grunt said: what ya gonna do if some scientist discover's that nicotine kills corona!!! I have actually heard this. Don't take my word for it though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, seven said: I have actually heard this. Don't take my word for it though. i believe! i believe! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 15 minutes ago, blind boy grunt said: i believe! i believe! Haha, me too, me too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 In case anyone missed it - latest an Alcohol Carry Outs - No alcohol sales between 6:00 PM and 6:00 AM. In reality, as regular alcohol sales laws apply, this means one can only legally buy between 11:00 AM and 2:00 PM as well as 5:00 PM to 6:00 PM. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 6 hours ago, blind boy grunt said: have stocked up on essentials don't worry... loads of ciggies! what ya gonna do if some scientist discover's that nicotine kills corona!!! 4 hours ago, seven said: I have actually heard this. Don't take my word for it though. 3 hours ago, blind boy grunt said: i believe! i believe! 3 hours ago, seven said: Haha, me too, me too Sorry guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 well that's a surprise then QG..... a member of a welsh anti-smoking group suggesting that smokers quit?.... surprise surprise! maybe i will then.. obviously after 55 years of puffing away quite happily as soon as i do my lungs will suddenly morph into those of Sebastian Coe.... you've not posted the rather wonderful newspaper report from last week yet... the one where some bangkok big wig stated with absolutely no commonsense whatsoever that smoking was to be banned anywhere even outside in Bangkok.. transgressors to be fined 4000 baht. His reason that exhaling smoke can also expel Corona Virus. He was soon shut-up when people explained that he would have to stop people breathing too! stop believing every thing you read QG please! some people just want to see their name in the papers..... If it's on the net or in the newspapers, like the things that you read in the bible...it ain't necessarily so... but just to inform, my nephew in England - i'm guessing in his early-mid 50s, who has been a severe asthmatic all his life, has just recovered from CV... you see then QG...not all reports have to be doom and gloom to back up personal prejudices my boy... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Quinn said: In case anyone missed it - latest an Alcohol Carry Outs - No alcohol sales between 6:00 PM and 6:00 AM. In reality, as regular alcohol sales laws apply, this means one can only legally buy between 11:00 AM and 2:00 PM as well as 5:00 PM to 6:00 PM. The announcement from the Governor of Chonburi announced that restaurants can be open only for takeout. I am not sure if this applies to Pattaya as Pattaya is to some degree a separate administrative unit that may not be subject to Chonburi rules despite being in that province. The Governor also announced that the beach is closed after 8PM. That makes some sense as at night most people on the beach are socializing with groups of friends rather than taking a solitary walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 21 hours ago, blind boy grunt said: enjoy life as best you can BB. i'd love a guinness me self... It’s that time of the evening again BBG, chok dee gents. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulci Gorgon Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Coronavirus in Vietnam Vietnam has been impacted by the covid-19 epidemic as the neighboring countries. What's original is that VN remains a socialist republic with a family spirit when the safety of citizens is at stake. Earlier this month, VN suspended visa procedures and started implementing measures against covid-19. Foreigners or Vietnamese citizens coming from foreign countries had to be isolated, either at home (VN citizens) or in designated areas for quarantine. The army was ordered to help the health sector to implement the measures decided by the government. Then the Prime Minister decided to ban flights from abroad. Elder people (over 60) were requested to stay at home to avoid being contaminated. Unnecessary services had to be closed starting with bars, restaurants and karaoke to minimize most of the crown. The above measures have been taken since the beginning of March. On 29th, the PM issued a new directive in 12 points to order what they call "social isolation", in other words a lockdown. People have to stay at home and participate in a program of medical declaration. Public passengers transports are now prohibited since people must stay at home (except for medical purposes, to get food or go to work). State agencies employees shall work at home using information technologies. Boarders are now closed and controlled by the army. The ministry of public security is in charge of order and public safety. The army will help health services and control isolation facilities. Soldiers will be responsible for separating new cases and isolated cases. The lockdown of Vietnam started 6 hours ago at midnight local time. The originality of VN is a process called medical declaration. I don't know how it's been implemented for Viets but foreigners had to upload an App in their smartphone and use it twice a day to fill in a medical check so that medical services can intervene if information suggests that the person is covid positive. The Vietnamese population is requested to actively participate in voluntary medical declaration. I haven't found official figures of cases and casualties except those given in Wikipedia. Since mid February, more and more ladyboys stated they felt sad. A few of them declared they were looking for a new job and most of them moved back to their family. Although they didn't say it, they had stopped working in bars and cabaret, perhaps even before the People's Committees closed them down. A few ladyboys whose family is poor decided to stay in town. When they felt like changing their minds, they were stuck and couldn't go back home. They are in a pretty fix. The Vietnamese social safety won't pay for joblessness. They must live on their savings. I know one who has no saving. She kept on looking for guests but only aggravated her debt in her hotel. When she tried to quit, she couldn't. Another one spent her money for her recent mammoplasty (verified). She's broke now. She made a budget for her food but feels in troubles since she can't pay for her rent. I don't know how the country will recover with so many unpaid jobless people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandiUno2 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Hope all my expat friends are staying safe. Had to cancel my trip to Land of Smiles which was scheduled for June. Not sure if I will get a refund on ticket since its a Chinese carrier and they are still flying routes from USA (Los Angeles) to Bangkok via Beijing, and I bought super discount non-refundable tickets (for 3 passengers -Ouch!) Anyway, I'm living in the resort city of Palm Springs, California, and we have been on lockdown since March 14. The tennis clubs, golf courses, and hiking trail all closed down. Basically, all I can do is suntan on a chaise lounge in my back yard and smoke cigars. Actually, I realize I'm very lucky. I could be stuck indoors in an eastern US city on cold rainy/snowy late spring days. Hoping we all get through this safely and they develop a vaccine soon; and believe me, once they do, I'm going broke traveling and sexing ladyboys all over the world. I truly understand now You Only Live Once! All the best, and see you all on the other side RandyUno 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaskanbear Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 On 4/5/2020 at 3:14 PM, RandiUno2 said: Hope all my expat friends are staying safe. Had to cancel my trip to Land of Smiles which was scheduled for June. Not sure if I will get a refund on ticket since its a Chinese carrier and they are still flying routes from USA (Los Angeles) to Bangkok via Beijing, and I bought super discount non-refundable tickets (for 3 passengers -Ouch!) Anyway, I'm living in the resort city of Palm Springs, California, and we have been on lockdown since March 14. The tennis clubs, golf courses, and hiking trail all closed down. Basically, all I can do is suntan on a chaise lounge in my back yard and smoke cigars. Actually, I realize I'm very lucky. I could be stuck indoors in an eastern US city on cold rainy/snowy late spring days. Hoping we all get through this safely and they develop a vaccine soon; and believe me, once they do, I'm going broke traveling and sexing ladyboys all over the world. I truly understand now You Only Live Once! All the best, and see you all on the other side RandyUno or you could be in the frozen north like me , still lots of snow on the ground . but that is what is saving us up here ,just under 250 cases so far . once it gets warm up here know one will listen about lock down . be safe stay indoors and get bj from your trans wife , wait that's me ;) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 15 minutes ago, alaskanbear said: get bj from your trans wife Congrats AB! You had mentioned a wife but didn't know she was trans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaskanbear Posted April 11, 2020 Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Pdoggg said: Congrats AB! You had mentioned a wife but didn't know she was trans. yes buddy she is native American and trans,sexy and a good care giver for me. we got married last year. she gave permissions to post her photo . 12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted April 11, 2020 Author Share Posted April 11, 2020 On 4/6/2020 at 12:14 AM, RandiUno2 said: Hoping we all get through this safely and they develop a vaccine soon; and believe me, once they do, I'm going broke traveling and sexing ladyboys all over the world. I truly understand now You Only Live Once! All the best, and see you all on the other side You have hit on something most of us are realising in this current situation Randi, what is important to us, really important. Good personal and family health and daily food on the table, and when it’s all over appreciating the things that before we may have taken for granted. Congratulations on your marriage AB. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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