Jokes Thread

[Laawman]

So........... what do you call a guy who's always nervously looking over his shoulder?

 

A resident of soi Buakhao.

 

I'll get me coat........

[Quietguy]

2 minutes ago, Laawman said:

A resident of soi Buakhao.

Only the strictly binary ones surely!

[duke007]

[duke007]

[seven]

Given the latest developments I deleted the pic and wish her speedy recovery and good health.

I’ll let the old climate denier go on with infantile stuff.

[duke007]

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[Woodie]

On 9/13/2022 at 12:19 AM, duke007 said:

 

Very funny. Probably half of what they said was actually what they did say if the truth was known. That Tony Blair was one half baked doosey wasn't he ?. Along with the other two white knights Bush and Howard, they were going to bash the shit out of Sadam Hussien on the pretext of WMD.  

[duke007]

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[Laawman]

Soi Buakhao...........such a classy act!

 

[Pulci Gorgon]

The story of the ladyboy puking into a bin container reminded me of this other story. A monger visiting Pattaya obtains a "midnight permission" to go to town (and visit ladyboys bars) then comes back home. He's so drunk that he pukes his guts on his shirt, jacket and throusers and the noise wakes up his wife. 

In order not to lose face, the guy gives his wife the following explanation "you know my old mate XXX, he brought me that bar with all kind of beers and brandies and he got so drunk that he puked onto my shirt and throusers"

"All right, she answers. Take off your clothes, I gonna put this into the washing machine". 

As the guy starts thinking he's not doing too badly, the sweet spouse comes back and asks "hey, your friend, is he a close friend of yours ?"
"No, not really especially now after what he's done to me. Why 'r' ya asking ?"

"He also took a dump in your pants". 

[duke007]

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[Lone Ranger]

I’ve never really been a fan of veg anyway

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[Laawman]

Would a sex worker from Soi Chaiyaphun be called puhntang?

 

I'll get me coat (again).

[Pdoggg]

6 hours ago, Laawman said:

Would a sex worker from Soi Chaiyaphun be called puhntang?

 

I'll get me coat (again).

 

[duke007]

[bumblebee]

And to get in the Xmas spirit :)

[bumblebee]

Found this amusing regarding sucking dick:)

 

[Pulci Gorgon]