Laawman

tvChix UK related - a very mixed bag and something for everyone. Lots of info on events.

I also like to play a similar game whenever I go for an oil massage. I'll select the obvious ladyboy but let them think I'm a newbie tourist who doesn't know the true gender of his masseuse. She then has to be very cautious to avoid a scene, but all the time I'm teasing them so that they don't know how to proceed. It's not until I roll over on my back, revealing a full blown erection, do the mists slowly start to clear. I think it also appeals to them as they're under the impression they've seduced a 'straight' guy - a fantasy well received in the gay community. Am I a sad git? Yes, probably.......... but that's what expat life does to you!

I sincerely think that my LB detector needs it's batteries changing. For a while now this one had me thinking that she was a girl - granted she is flat-chested and a bit on the tall side, but that's hardly unique. Face, body, voice and demeanor are that of a young woman. Has anybody else been fooled like this? If you've got any snaps, then post 'em up!

This is an actual review of my phone - but from a Thai reviewer. I understand very little of what is said though I'm sure Mr PD will have a lot more success! I'm only mentioning it here because it's reviewed by.....................a ladyboy, thus keeping it within the interest of the forum! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SO5rk-SVk

Agreed. The first shot was flashless and resulted in that terrible hue, and whilst I engaged the ring light for the second it was clearly of not enough intensity. You can adjust the colour of the light for some situations but it's more of a warm up than anything.

Been testing out my smartphone's camera so just thought I throw the pics up on here. Some came out well, others need work as I'm still finding out what it can actually do (Vivo V50). Overall I'm pleased with it, but it is obviously designed with social media in mind. It has a ring light (n conjunction with three 50mp lenses), but this clearly needs to be engaged every time and at close range as the bar lighting can be quite overpowering at times.

Posted on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Pattaya/comments/1kraxls/unpopular_opinion_the_clubbing_scene_in_pattaya/

Did I mention I'm a real sucker for the femboy-next-door look?

Thought I would do the rounds on the 'dating' apps out of sheer curiosity, when this one popped up with a message about coming over to my room and offering a genuine Thai massage for B200 per hour. I thought 'why not' as I hadn't had one for a while, so arranged for her to come over, and she promptly arrived on the back of a Bolt m/c. Started off just fine (17yrs experience - learnt it from Mama) but I guess libido got the better of us and we ended up with full blown shagging for over an hour. Great kisser and very enthusiastic! When it came to pay I asked her 'how much' she said B200 as that was the agreed price beforehand. I sort of took pity on her as she was hungry, and had paid for the taxi both ways - and bunged her B500 as it was all I had on me. Very pleased with that she was, so I said I'd give her a plug on here in case anyone was interested. Classic femboy looks - just the way I like 'em. Line id is kon2534, and Thaifriendly name is Konkanok504.

Well I expect we've all heard of it by now, but just in case you haven't, or need a refresher then this will explain. Please don't ask why I'm posting this..............

But discovering whether they're m or f is half the fun! Wide, square shoulders is usually a giveaway.

Well, it' probably been mentioned a million times already, but just in case......... https://www.youtube.com/@thepoormanspassportguide A fair bit of lb related info - nice to see someone being so upfront and not hiding behind a microphone.

American breakfast at the cafe in Villa supermarket - B79 before 11am and then B99 after. Definitely on the small side, but comes with fresh squeezed orange, filter coffee and wholegrain bread.

Whole place is riddled with LBs - but not always obvious. Well worth a look if you're up that way. Here's a few shots from Moon Bar as I was there last night: PXL_20240630_175158910.mp4

FF Face Fucking I had to look this one up as it actually appeared as part of required profile info.

I just posted a topic using Edge - so I guess it's working ok now. It did seem a bit dodgy a few days ago (super slow) as were a few other sites but is normal again. There was a recent Windows update which made similar problems but they seem to have fixed it in the latest update.

Not 1, but 3 bars now bearing the Jie Jie moniker. I hadn't had a beer in pothole for some time so was quite surprised when I saw them whilst sipping my drink opposite in Wanuwaan bar(which has incidently, gone right downhill with regard to LBs). I counted 7 in attendance so would definitely be worth a visit if you're in the area. I got chatting to one of the LBs, and she rather shyly informed that.....................wait for it........................she's a virgin! Hard to believe it of a LB I know, especially one in Pattaya, but there you have it. She did however, snog my face off with great alacrity, but I didn't have the heart to take her, so I'll leave that job to one of you heterocurious poofs.

FLAC gives the best quality, though failing that I would use MP3's at 320kbps. You could also try Soulseek and see if you can download complete tracks/albums instead of re-encoding them.

Yep....... did my 90 day online last week. Piece of piss, took less than 5 mins. I believe it even stores your details for next time.

I was actually there at the time - must make an effort to visit more classier joints. The old guy was was kicked unconscious and was left lying in the road with no police or ambulance in attendance. Even when I left 30 mins later, still none had arrived. Lucky for them he didn't slip into a coma and die otherwise they'd be facing some serious charges.

I couldn't see any.

When I first entered the bar, everything was upstairs only. The 'show' however was conducted on the platform which was still lowered.

Went into Kink for the first time last week. B170 for a beer and the lamest floor show I've seen since the 90's. Quite 'hands on' inside though, but then again nothing I hadn't experienced since the days of Soi Yodsak and the gropy bars of days gone by.