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Xmas morning, up at 0300, make flask of tea, grab pizza I had ordered night before and off in car to London Heathrow. Was for the first two hours one of the few vehicles on the road. Arrived Heathrow 0830 and lucky straight on bus. Queue to put bags in, why so many with so many cases, then even got a buggy to the plane. Board on time Thai A380 - fully loaded not a seat to had. As usual the crew are elderly many of them men and not wonderful. Food was better than last time, watched one film with the Rock and Jason Statham – load of old B***ocks. Reasonable flight a bit bumpy in places, always seems bad over Hungary. Landed 45 mins early which threw everything out of sync. The service from Bangkok Limo was, this time very good, though not long waits through Immigration and was at carousel for a nice long wait for my case. As I was early I had to wait for Nam’s Taxi, she was spot on time, excellent driving 1200bhts First rate service. Arrived at the Boom where I am staying (must be mad I think), cleaner let me in. I think Josh sent her, I go bed - so Josh arrives as arranged to let me in at 0930, I was already asleep. So to the main event, the party of the Jimbo at Sweethearts, arranged to take Tong (ex Sensations) as my guest. Meet there 10.30, she arrived on time but has only just finished at the saloon where she works, she tells me back at 11.30pm. I walked to Sweethearts see Jimbo, I did not realise he is 66 (Does not look a day over 72), I have known him since 2010. His party was my main reason for getting to Patts for Boxing Day. Now as usual, I was in total mess with my phones, so did not take photos, which was a pity, some stunning people there, not just the girls. Essex Boy was well happy, it was good to see Bangkok David, Aitch (the new David Bailey) knew it was him he was walking very carefully. Josh was on the music. Em was there from TJ’s with a group of her virgins all dressed in white, woow amazing. Goat eyelash or whatever is a really nice guy. Peter & New with Bom and BF, Also met Jim for 69 Bar for the first time. I went back, picked up Tong and back we went - she knew loads of people, especially some who had come with Cindy from Bkk, one little girl had the urge to keep showing off her boobs and tattoos, spoiled the egg cobs (well it would you know) Jimbo was resplendent in his white Tux and wine red bow-tie, a proper gentleman. The great and magnificent Kendo arrived sporting his new (or new to me) Games of Thrones hairstyle, most becoming. Coffee was startlingly sexy in a little black lingerie combination and fishnet stocking and more surprising with them on the right way, started awakening memories but then I forgot what I was trying to remember. The Jasmine team performed, always interested in Linda, really pretty. I hope they had a good collection for charity. Sonja was there with the camera, even took picture of me, Freddie Krugers back Kids! Then back to Sensations, just love those two puppies that are running around, about 0300, the jet lag was telling me bed was needed. Tong took me back to the Boom and insisted she come in to speak to Poo and made sure I was a good boy and went straight to bed, which I did was asleep within 5 mins. So highlights of the night Jim not singing (Frank can rest easy in his grave), The mad Finn who welcomed me like I was his lost brother, Coffee’s attire and so many beautiful long haired boys in very short dresses and very high heels - oh to be still alive (just) OH to be back in the Land of Smiles and beautiful Ladyboys Earlier I had 20 mins in the Boom, taking to May and Nanny in a wig, was telling them how good they are in their dance routine, thought it was strange as I remembered Nanny spoke reasonable English. Anyway went up to change for going out and Josh asked is all well, when I mentioned Nanny he said she not here tonight – God another Balls up been talking to another girl no wonder she was looking totally lost with my conversation. Tonight, is the KTU Party was going to buy Natty a drink for Jackman, but she has gone home. So might go somewhere else. Two Trips to TukCom and phone and computer are working so will take some photos but will have to get cable as I did not bring it. Be Happy Smile and have a great 2020

Pics of Da Nang.

I volunteer to be part of the refresh crew. When I say volunteer there is a limit. I would ask for free access to a LB of my choice whenever required.(at my age could be once a week). Paid airfare and lodgings also. Not a lot to ask for, as in return you will have my expertise in directing otherwise unemployed LB's in the art of resoration. I am sure there are some whose talents go beyond bedroom activities?. If not I don't mind giving hands on training!. Equipment such as paint, brushes, rollers to be supplied of course. The other stuff such as condoms, lube etc.. should be on hand. Please advise a startup date.

Was passing by the other night and got a good to see you again from Alis, she of La Bamba early days fame. She asked me to let you guys know she is working there, and another girl Jasmine/ Opar wanted some photos. For those that don’t know the bar is on Soi Pothole/Chayapoon.

I reckon class is same same as grace. Can't buy it. You either have it or you don't.

Hi again Petesie! This reply is not personally directed at you, it is a more general parody for the education of the mod team at Pyongyang and for the entertainment of the masses. Please tell your Politburo colleagues Daddy Rom said you guys are full of … contradictions! It's Pop Quizz time. Subject: Pyongyang Moderation 101: “forum requisite rules” a. Pyongyang Board rules apply universally except when moderators arbitrarily decide otherwise b. All BMs are equal but Clique BMs are more equal than others c. BMs of colored ethnicities just have to stomach the racist undertones d. The no-flaming rule does not apply to Toupee-wearing mods pursuing their personal grudges d. Erectile Dysfunction-impaired BMs with canine avatars can threadfuck and viciously insult all they want d. All of the above (as in: Rules? What Rules?) “bar ownwership impartiality” a. if a farang owns a ladyboy bar, the respective bar thread goes on the Ladyboy Bars sub-forum for maximum exposure b. if a ladyboy owns a ladyboy bar, the respective thread goes on the CLASSIFIEDS sub-forum consistent with the Board’s apartheid doctrine c. if a ladyboy owns a ladyboy bar AND her boyfriend is a mod, the respective bar thread goes on the Ladyboy Bars sub-forum for maximum exposure d. if a non-descript bar without a single ladyboy on staff is located on a roof top, the respective bar thread goes on the Ladyboy Bars sub-forum for maximum exposure e. All of the above (again: Rules? What Rules?) A BM is “NOT everyone’s cup of tea” when a. his threads are by far the most viewed Boardwide while they are underway b. his posts are liked by far more BMs than the 5 or 6 Board deplorables moderation allows to threadfuck him with impunity. c. he posts over 2000 pics of mostly naked ladyboys in group sex situations consistent with moderation's "pics of girls is exactly why we came to the forums" d. he posts custom, Board-exclusive multimedia that takes countless hours to prepare e. he posts with more flair than the mods' fragile egos can take f. All of the above (as in: Petesie is the one "reality twisting" North Korea style when he said I am not everyone’s cup of tea). QUIZZ OUTCOME: If you answered “All of the above” to all of the above, congratulations! you are ready to become a moderator in Pyongyang. Get yourself a hoover and a flamethrower and be all that you can EVER be !

You're living the good life Stro! Looks like a mighty red hole in the above pic; must of been up to monkey business.

no Pdogg.... you see, i don't understand quite how but, Annabelle reminded me in some way, of the best holiday i ever had when i spent months driving across America from the Atlantic to the Pacific in a hired Ford Mustang, for some reason she reminds me of a visit i made to see the Grand Canyon. i can't figure why.....

The forums are a tremendous source of information for everyone; you choose what you look at, take what you want and scroll on, it's there if you want it and ignore it if you don't. It does however allow anonymity to individuals whose distorted opinion/personal attacks may be questionable. I've nothing to hide, I've been a regular Patts visitor for 13 years, met a lot of great people along the way. Stop posting here...where on Earth did that personal vitriolic demand spring from and are you actually aware of what you said? You also question my honesty; a person you've never actually met or have previously known...really? Please do not respond to perpetuate your personal myth. Back on topic... New may be still in her 20's but is fast becoming Mama to the girls. Their rent is due, visa runs, family crisis...she helps where she can. One girl asked for a loan to buy a new Burberry handbag...yon particular one was refused. She also is a great Temple goer...her idea of a day out is visiting a new one so she'll bundle 4 girls in the truck and take them for a trip & a feed. She helps other bars out too, she understands the bureaucracy so freely gives out information & guidance when requested...and when they run short of beer/whisky a crate or bottle is there if required. There's always a few drop by's...one old gay fella drops in to do their eyebrows etc...10 baht a pop, I offered to pay one night and Farang Auto tax kicked in and was asked for 40...an older ladyboy called by and asked New if she could clean the bar. New realised her girls didn't like doing it so she was hired and the bar is tip top every day. A refresh is needed as Newbar is getting a bit shabby...this will happen soon.

We hear it in the bars and on social media from time to time where a ladyboy will boast that she is HiSo. Now the majority of the ladyboys guys encounter come from poor, rural backgrounds as we all know. So can they work themselves up to high society, or is it all in their minds because they have made some cash for ass, and that HiSo is something you are born into and can’t be bought.

Bangkok: A Thai navy SEAL who took part in the dramatic rescue of 12 boys and their soccer coach from a flooded cave in northern Thailand last year has died from a blood infection he contracted during the operation, the Royal Thai Navy says. Petty Officer Beiret Bureerak had been receiving treatment, but his condition worsened, the navy said in a statement on Friday, local time. Another rescuer, former navy diver Sergeant Saman Kuman, died during the rescue operation. Wild Boars Academy’s coach Ekapol Chanthawong and 12 boys had gone to explore the Tham Luang caves in Chiang Rai province on June 23, 2018, when a rainy-season downpour flooded the cave system and trapped them underground. The boys and their coach survived for nine days on water dripping from rocks before they were found. The drama, which lasted 18 days, gripped the attention of the world, and led to Thailand's biggest-ever rescue operation that involved thousands of people from many countries, including Australia. Volunteers from abroad joined the rescue effort, which ended on July 10 when the boys and their coach were all brought out safely. https://www.smh.com.au/world/asia/navy-seal-who-took-part-in-thai-cave-rescue-dies-after-year-long-infection-20191227-p53n9k.html

I think we may be talking 'present' day ladyboy bars here AB and not those that have been and gone going by the choice on that list (could be wrong of course) And since when was Cocktail & Dreams in Pattaya?

They’d have to work pretty damn hard to achieve hi-so status in Thailand. When I hear the term hi-so regarding Thais I think of old and big money, and connections to Thailand’s ruling elite.

You have more energy than me Annat, impressive after a long flight. I passed the party on the way home last night about 2:20 am but as it still looked packed I just kept moving. I need a good chair these days. Looking forward to finally meeting you on Sunday night, but go easy on me in your reporting on Monday.

Be afraid I have arrived see you 29th

Da Nang has been ok. Wanted to go for another swim in the ocean, but it’s been raining today. Don’t wanna risk getting sick from shitty run-off water. Tried the pool at the hotel. It ain’t heated so forget that. Guess it’ll just be lunch then a massage and a nap. That still leaves a pretty big chunk of the day left, not sure how I will entertain myself. Guess I’ll figure it out. I gotta say, I am enjoying being a three week millionaire, four star hotels and flying business class is pretty sweet.

You're vegetarian - allegedly ! - and non-alcoholic drinker - allegedly - and have dismissed Annabelle from your dreams - allegedly !!!!

you should have mentioned your plans Quinn... i could have given you an egg, and you could have given me a slice of bacon! we could have really splashed out...cheaply.....

Bacon sandwich for me. Mind you there was 'pig on a stick' at my local bar later on. Cheap Charlie' ? Moi ?

welll...i enjoyed my 2 fried eggs on toast.

The massage shop is a great business for us and am so happy Dao is making good money for her and family with a little extra for my flights to Thailand, I think way more profitable than a bar if you have the right landlord (no key money ) and right location . Good to hear your girl is doing well and enjoying her work Mr.P

@P&G In all fairness, said bar owner took quite a few indirect hits here along with his other 3 mod associates, and he HAS to feel free to post whatever he wants in response. Or else this thread would be just like in Pyongyang. I confess that I am not entirely comfortable with the direction this thread is taking. Sardonic references to "Pyongyang" and "Politburos" in the context of my introduction to the Board would seem fitting for me to make since most of you already know me from the other Board as the BM who was humiliated and ostracized there and hence the chip I carry on my shoulder. But I do not wish for this to be a thread for former Pyongyang BMs in exile to plot against the regime. On the other hand, what has been said so far here pales in comparison to the flaming and slander they allow over there, including in character assassination threads they have going behind targeted-BMs backs in their Advanced Members section. At least in this thread, they can read what is being said about them and that is why it is paramount they have the full discretion to defend themselves, unlike what they allow over there. This to say: Let the man speak. All men.

I wouldn't fancy the food in the above post 'too mutt' tbh I had a very enjoyable Xmas Day starting with a few beers at my local with good friends, followed by Dinner at my Parents and other Family aided by a bottle of Yellowtail Shiraz . I still had to wear my Black 'Bah Humbug' hat though

I can relate to some of the above as I thought that an island beach massage business would be good for my teerak. The business made money and they were going to sign a contract for the next high season even though she didn't like the landlord very much. But then the landlord wanted a 50K deposit when standard on that island was just 20K. He was having problems with his wife the big deposit was a big red flag. Though I think he was just the type of person who likes making demands as he enjoys throwing his weight around. Both him and his wife would be verbally abusive to his own staff so some of the staff said, "take this job and shove it". Then once she left the island for the low season the landlord relented on the deposit but as a trip back just to sign a contract was a huge hassle that she put it off Anyway, once back in Pattaya, after a month or so at her Mum's place, wifey really enjoyed working with her sister and cousin at the joint she is working at now. Being with family is important to her. And she prefers being an employee to being a boss. Good that she gave it a gos never try never know. Anyway with owning a business there are benefits other than the profit as you outline Petesie. But for wifey, it just wasn't enough.

Not in Thailand now...but I could have them all cooked with chili paste...miss Thai food...if I were there I would probably cook myself something Italian for my darling...but only Thai food for me....merry Christmas

That's what I said. It's a nonsense to hook up a bar girl by internet, line or any other App. (Even internet doesn't mean much. You've probably haven't read my explanations "from mongering2.0 to monger in 4G"). So far, I found cheaper prices and better quality using internet and smartphone Apps. I above said, they must be used smartly. You can still rely on the lack of smartness of those who can't. But you will not change reality by censoring those who can find non pro ladyboys sometimes for free. Making mongers pay for an overpriced service doesn't make a business profitable. This is how classical airline companies got eaten by the so called "low cost" companies. A few bar owners tried to take over forums to make mongers believe there was no alternative to their business. I don't know whether that was a strategy or if it came day by day pints after pints. But the result is there : the religion of bars is declining and the gap between bar addicts and other mongers is widening. The first ones probably ignored the other ones when they pulled the alarm unless they reacted in a mostly violent way. You know exactly what I mean. Just keep on dancing while your beds are burning. Thank you mate. Evry one got it, even me who hasn't been in Patts for 3 years and never stopped in this bar.