The Limerick Thread

[Hefe]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm a schizophrenic

And so are I

[dixon cox]

wish my testosterone levels were raging

'cos it's high time that they were engaging

in some horny young totty

who humps up the botty

I need more supplements due to my ageing

:nurse:

[dixon cox]

playing pool in a bar and you think

what happens if in-off the pink

you then turn her around

take her in-off the brown

now go wash your cue 'cos you stink

[dixon cox]

in Issan up north by the border

there's a factory that makes girls to order

online made my choice

I've received the invoice

comes with cock too if you can afford her

:angel:

[bumblebee]

DC you gotta put these in some book form, brilliant.

[dixon cox]

soi BJ was once on the map

there a DJ, a friendly Welsh chap

has since gone to Famous

less punters, don't blame us

if the current line-up is crap

the quality's back and it shows

in Famous May, Pinky and Rose

this trio of beauty

with May such a cutie

we're grateful they're back, I suppose

[williethepimp]

No matter how I try as I might

Dixoncox has me beat out of sight,

His rhymes are fantastic,

his couplets elastic,

my efforts are woefully trite

Coz DC has a God given gift

to rhyme words like he can in a jiff,

A beer I shall buy

when next I espy

Or I might even roll him a spliff !

[Luung]

I'm just mentioning that I'm +1'ing you both because I know it irritates the fuck out of DC when FM's mention that they've done that... Sorry DC it's a hang on from the last place that took me in, apparently it's good forum etiquette?

Anyway, don't put yourself down Pimpy & keep posting the rhymes man... And you can roll me a spliff any time you like, we've dried up here in Chiang Mai because it's the start of the pre-election clampdowns!.. So watch out lads.

Very poignant DC

[dixon cox]

you're both complimentary to me

and those rep points are so nice to see

but that statement by Lung

that he pressed the +1

makes me cringe uncontrollably

[dixon cox]

A beer I shall buy

Willie reckons he's got a big weapon

long enough for him even to step on

but girls that he's shown

won't confirm this unknown

so go ask him 'cos that's what he'll reckon

[williethepimp]

A meaningfull Act of Contrition,

In lim'rick form has to be written

"please forgive me" I'd say,

as I led her astray

"but your arse,it just has to be ridden"

[williethepimp]

An LB I met in Khon Kaen,

needs her lovin' from more than 1 man

three cocks in an hour,

she will simply devour

washed down with some cheap Evian

[dixon cox]

in Koyo the scene's mesmerising

and the flesh that's on offer's enticing

but the brightness and lux

of the bar lighting sucks

but I keep going back, not surprising

:D

[dixon cox]

your family and friends wonder why

your vacations are always in Thai

with those temples and wats

and the beaches, there's lots

keep the real reason private, you're shy

[DownLoLarry]

Amazing how this thread took off!

And a big thank you to Ladyboy Review's Poet Laureate for giving me numerous chcukles!

Willie has some gooduns too!

[dixon cox]

a femboy or ladyboy lover

may be shocked when they finally discover

to like cock means you're gay

but God made you that way

so don't worry my young faggot brother

:mellow:

[dixon cox]

she's sits on a stool and she poses

I look and she smiles and proposes

that I pay her barfine

and spend quality time

we'll leave as soon as the bar closes

[dixon cox]

in the darkness of soi6 I stroll

ladyboys being my ultimate goal

see a tall silhouette

and the closer I get

know that soon I'll lose all self-control

[dixon cox]

in a bar sexy girls may invite us

if they're packing and sexy we might just

but to lose all resistance

to tranny insistence

is an ailment called transexualitus

[dixon cox]

La Bamba one night on the sofa

I saw a new ladyboy gopher

she seemed new in town

I'd not seen her around

but she looked like a bit of a loafer

[dixon cox]

down the fairway I see a raised flag

marks the entrance to her caddy bag

I spin her around

to reveal her young mound

and play 9 holes of cock and ass tag

;)

[dixon cox]

at Big Dogs a fine panorama

of street action all around Nana

as I sip my cool beer

I'm accused of being queer

'cos they've sussed I'm a ladyboy charmer

[dixon cox]

in Bangkok near Nana you'll see

black girls between sois 5 and 3

walk past, don't be rude

it's just Foodland for food

those Nigerians don't do it for me

[dixon cox]

she's back in my room and I'm gagging

for ladyboy love and some shagging

but she's forceful and tough

as she lowers her muff

on my face for some LB tea-bagging

[williethepimp]

in a bar sexy girls may invite us

if they're packing and sexy we might just

but to lose all resistance

to tranny insistence

is an ailment called transexualitus

Transexualitis is a serious disease

it'll put a fully grown man on his knees

to swallow a mouthfull

whilst sucking is doubtfull,

unless he can breathe thru his ears!