williethepimp Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 DC's been a hundred times plussed for rhyming his ladyboy lust but don't let him know it that you've added a digit he can barely disguise his disgust 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 sat eating and drinking my beer I'm getting so hard and it's clear my visible hard-on in Pattaya Beer Garden so next stop is Koyo, it's near Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 it's impressive that girls can remember all the names of the punters they tender you're a long time away but your name they will say a good skill for a sexual vendor 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 before ladyboys were invented lack of venus with penis prevented the punters their pleasure of under-skirt treasure just wet dreams left them mildly contented Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 pay bar and hold hands as we're leaving but the looks of this girl are deceiving I have a strong hunch down below's a big bunch of the fruit & veg I'll be receiving :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 some ladyboy sponsors exist they try to take her of the list but don't you go blame her 'cos she's on retainer he's home so she's unlikely missed Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 what's a ladyboy lover to do her butt cheek's sore with new tattoo so just 'cos they've inked her does that mean her sphincter's off limits and out of bounds too? Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 her telephone number I dial she'll be over my place in a while I've known her for ages she has hormone rages and brings her tight ass to defile :D Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 at X-Zone there's no pre-paid system just consume cheap draft beer and enlist them to bend over the table as this will enable your hand to part snatch as you fist them :diablo: 1 Quote Link to comment
DownLoLarry Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Had some extremely memorable nights at X-Zone. When guys tell me Pattaya is tame, I whip that place out of my bag of tricks! Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 DownLoLarry's a fairy's delight He can suck on a boy cock all night While he's gagging and choking His throat they're a poking Once they cum though he flees in a fright 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 after eating a moody shrimp fritter just my iPhone and me on the shitter while I ponder existence my sphincter's resistance to clench is updated on twitter 2 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I nipped to the loo for a piddle 3 traps so I stood in the middle I wasn't alone so I chose to postpone to enjoy a 3-way LB fiddle :D Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 it's not like a fresh revelation just some sensitive new information "I've got a big cock" Ken exclaims, please don't mock more like small hands and imagination Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 watching ladyboys dance on the stage makes my trouser bulge want to engage with their sweet tranny rectum the act won't affect them their uncles taught them early age 2 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 sat outside La Bamba was Arfur on her motorbike just back from Carrefour she's dressed like a bitch and I've got the sub itch then she humped me before I could bath her Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Emma's hot and she dresses with style but her attitude stinks and it's vile plus her superstar pricing is not so enticing expensive, but is it worthwhile? 2 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I've found myself with a dilemma it's the timing of shags such as when a young lady's perception for best butt reception to probe her ass with my antenna Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 first trip filled with anticipation you arrive in the ladyboy nation to patronise venues with cocks on the menus then shag LB's for the duration Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 sometimes in the dark you work blind as you finger her rear try to find the hoop of her rectum quick finger inspection then lube and insert from behind :D Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 the instructions for ladyboys goes always follow your cock not your nose once located your victim if access restricting part cheeks and shove hard 'till she blows Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 new TV show "Ladyboy Ranger" where she rescues farang that's in danger armed with a big gun but you too can have fun 'cos she P4P's if you arrange her Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 you've got a new girl in your sights both shared several romantic nights you're in love you both say so there's no need to pay now it's free claim your conjugal rights :wub: Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 pay bar after cuddle and neck her in room under foreskin you check her if head clean and shiny ooh missus, cor blimey now gorge on that unblemished pecker :p 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 as I walk with my hand in my pocket I massage my cock to unlock it when freelancers stroke it I'm ready to poke it for all it's worth in their rear socket ;) Quote Link to comment
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