The Limerick Thread

[SiamSam]

Oh well...what can one do. When in Rome...

[dixon cox]

I stay in my room feeling trapped

the time that they play should be capped

that water they're throwing

has filth and germs growing

at night-time those games should be scrapped

 

[dixon cox]

there's one time I don't want to be

in thailand by sin on the sea

songkran can be awful

at times it's unlawful

stay room just my girlfriend and me

 

[pdogg]

young dixon hates to play water  

the thais say hey dude you oughta

but cox takes a pass

and fucks ladyboy ass      

so no unexpected daughter

[dixon cox]

buy drinks and pay fines they adore me

if pockets are empty ignore me

it's always the same

in this P4P game

so I just let my money speak for me

 

[dixon cox]

there's one thing I've been doing nightly

while pulling my foreskin too tightly

seems much less a fiddle

to tug from the middle

and visually far less unsightly

 

[dixon cox]

her breasts were hormonal and pert

a small bulge sat under her skirt

as I ate my snickers

she showed me her knickers

I couldn't be bothered to flirt

 

[dixon cox]

now songkran is over thank fuck

got drenched only once what good luck

went out to get food

when some dumb farang dude

saw me dry and decided to chuck

 

[pdogg]

I was tired of watching the Jetsons

So decided to ask for directions

To a ladyboy bar

I wondered how far

She pointed the way by erection  

 

  

[dixon cox]

I've recently found I'm reviewing

what'll probably be her undoing

I've been dating a girl

in this ladyboy world

what the fuck do I think I am doing?!

 

[dixon cox]

one thing that I love about asians

is femboys and anal invasions

when oiled it's a treat

as I slide in my meat

up their ass without any abrasions

 

[Tomcat]

 Strolling down Soi VC

  There be a Plaza by name of Sunee 

    A nestle of beer bars

     That are really old Queer bars

        Sodomy.. but not by the sea

[dixon cox]

I wanted to give her a bone

so back in my room we're alone

then I start to applaud

as she runs through each chord

while she's playing my rusty trombone

 

[dixon cox]

why is it we visit this land

of beautiful girls cocked and tanned

where evenings are chilled

and desires get fulfilled

sure makes life in farangland look bland

 

[dixon cox]

the forums can be friendly places

so meet and put board names to faces

then now or whenever

can have drinks together

and put ladyboys through their paces

 

[Lefty]

 Frank West Hewlett was an American journalist and war correspondent during World War II. He was the Manila bureau chief for United Press at the outbreak of war, and was the last reporter to leave Corregidor before it fell to the Jap heathens.

 

Hewlett's limerick poem, "the Battling Bastards of Bataan" came to symbolize that campaign:

 

We're the Battling Bastards of Bataan,

No Mama, No Papa, No Uncle Sam,

No aunts, no uncles, no cousins, no nieces,

No pills, no planes, no artillery pieces,

And nobody gives a damn!

[Lefty]

 There once was a bully named Rush.

Who did not know when to hush.

His words were crude,

As the rants and raves spewed,

From the mouth of fat Rush the Lush.

[Tomcat]

Hey Dixon .. heres one for you.. i found this pic on the femboy site Socrates just posted about

 

Ill start it off

 

" there was a young Trap called Nat"

" who kidnapped a Famous Bar Cat"

....

[Pdoggg]

Ploy's nipples were certainly pert

And she sure had quite ample girth

She entered him slowly

Holy guacamole

Like Old Faithful she started to squirt

[Pdoggg]

Since we've been quoting and writing poetry, thought some of you might enjoy this old thread.