The Limerick Thread

[pdogg]

There was a handsome and hung country squire,

Who went to the beach town Pattaya,

He broke the unwritten code,

And shot a big load,

In the mouths of the Sunee Boys Choir

[dixon cox]

Once landed at Suvarnabhumi

a taxi to Nana for room

once check-in was done

it's out for some fun

a short time from Cascades - boom boom!

[dixon cox]

Ekamai was next on the list

for a bus to the coast on the east

first night lots of fun

but unable to cum

my own fault for getting too pissed

[dixon cox]

In Thailand the search for some joy

when strolling the streets or a soi

makes adrenaline rise

but beware the surprise

it may not be a girl, but a boy

[dixon cox]

soi6, soi7, soi8

don't argue 'bout which one's more great

they all have their vices

and differing prices

but all offer sex on a plate

[dixon cox]

Ladyboy mongers are reeling

with the problem of what they are feeling

am I gay? am I straight?

never mind, I can't wait

sucking ladyboy cock's so appealing

[Tomcat]

Come spend all your money on wenching and wine

The Grave or the poorhouse doth have all in time

Why struggle for honors

Why cudgel for pence

Twill all be forgotten a hundred years hence

anon

[Jimslim]

There once was a young man from Iran

Who didn't know a Pattaya lady from a Pattaya man

Then one night in Soi six when he was slightly drunk

He awoke a darkened room his pants missing and his ass cheeks all covered in spunk

Its still a mystery to the man from Iran .

[deepthroat]

There was a man named Siam Sam

Who's preference was green eggs and ham

Though he whined and he tried

And he begged and he cried

The girls wouldn't give him wham bam

[deepthroat]

An aussie who called himself Pacman

Flounced around as if he were Hugh Jackman

Though he bought them all drinks

And ignored all their winks

The girls acted as if he were a black man

[deepthroat]

A lad from Spokane name of Deepthroat

Was purchasing love with a C note

He was hard as cut glass

But upon entering her ass

He discovered it was a boy in a pea coat

[deepthroat]

An Irish lad (Jimmy) called Slim

Was trying to keep his ass trim

But the ladyboys laughed

Violating his butt shaft

And told him he'd best hit the gym

[deepthroat]

this is fucking addictive. I could spend all day doing this.

There once was a boy from Spokane

Who smelled like a kid from Sudan

The trannys would flea

As he acted so twee

And ponced around like a gay Peter Pan

[dixon cox]

Walking Street's changed over time

we thought it would always be fine

but the Russians and others

plus Indian brothers

are spoiling our wonderful time

[dixon cox]

Some say that Sunee's too gay

if you don't mind, may I just say

that Corner Bar's great

and it stays open late

it's the best place to finish the day

[dixon cox]

little cute femboys are sweet

so long as they don't have big feet

hormone titties are yummy

plus tight 6-pack tummy

but erection may never complete

[Lefty]

Pacman from Western Australia

Painted his ass like a dahlia

The color was fine

Likewise the design

But the aroma, that was a failure

[pacman]

:lol:

You'll keep...

[dixon cox]

The Limerick Thread

Nice idea for a thread PD

a place of civil decorum

the boss we can only adore him

his warm courteous style

and welcoming smile

makes this the friendliest forum

[dixon cox]

the Coconut Bar is so sleazy

as frequenting the bars can be cheesy

so an after-hours strut

in my quest for a slut

can be fun there since we've lost Ezy

[dixon cox]

some guys need to use viagra

to assist them to hump and to shag her

i don't need all those pills

but need help with my thrills

so my jelly of choice is kamagra

[dixon cox]

go out with a pocket of money

in search of your cock-pleasing honey

but go easy with drinking

your cock'll be shrinking

a wasted ST isn't funny

[dixon cox]

soi6 once early one morning

i walked alone feeling my calling

to suck ladyboy cock

my baht safe in my sock

but some of the girls were appalling

[dixon cox]

most of us members know Lita

if you've not had the pleasure, just meet her

in Famous you'll find

her curvaceous behind

and buy her a drink just to treat her

[deepthroat]

That's the stuff Dixon!