The Limerick Thread

[KenW]

If our Ken could delight

His LBs would cum faster than light

He'd suck cock on one day

In a relative way

And swallow the previous night

[dixon cox]

If you've ever read Pattaya News

you'll sometimes see foreigners lose

their life as they fall

from their balcony wall

so be careful of which girl you choose

:excl:

[dixon cox]

a trip to the land of smiles

from UK is 6000 miles

for those never been

it's a sight to be seen

the girls and their beauty beguiles

[dixon cox]

if feeling somewhat out of sorts

'cos Thailand is still in your thoughts

until you get back

you can still get the craic

reading bumblebee's great trip reports

[dixon cox]

in Nana's Cascades in the loo

I feel hands on my ass, what to do?

I continue to pee

this grope is for free

then turn 'round and it's KenW

[williethepimp]

so,kenw gropes strange falangs?

It's usually vietnamese femboys he bangs...

He must have been missing,

while dixon was pissing,

a former gf from Da Nang

[deepthroat]

There once was a mod named JaiDee

Who thought this was his cup of tea

But a fellow named Stogie

Proved to be such a phony

That JaiDee's now a forum absentee

[dixon cox]

ever found yourself wondering why

half a world back to Thailand we fly

again and again

for young ladymen

so sad when we must say goodbye

[dixon cox]

you've got her arranged for LT

but it seems only short it will be

she makes an excuse

to set herself loose

her room mate's forgotten the key

:mad:

[dixon cox]

Foodland on soi 5 is quite nice

some days I will go in there twice

it's a good place to be

sit at Took Lae Dee

for a freshly cooked chicken fried rice

;)

[dixon cox]

Anthony 70 reckoned

once familiarity's beckoned

you start feeling jaded

excitement has faded

but you know you'd be back in a second

[dixon cox]

some LB's are so sweet and funny

with days to the beach when it's sunny

not all girls are bad

nice ones can be had

but their goal's to relieve you of money

[dixon cox]

it's late and I should go to bed

but I'm hungry and need to get fed

early hours it's easy

as beach road is sleazy

I went ladyboy hunting instead

:p

[dixon cox]

from Stringfellows over to Famous

that walk via Sunee won't shame us

as I tightened my laces

the look on some faces

a ping-pong ball popped out my anus

[bumblebee]

if feeling somewhat out of sorts

'cos Thailand is still in your thoughts

until you get back

you can still get the craic

reading bumblebee's great trip reports

Dixon Cox is a charmer for sure

Of that there is nothing truer

And in Pooks of a night

It is his delight

To dabble with Bo for an hour

[dixon cox]

heads turn as you step through the door

to reception you walk with your whore

but nobody cares

as you head up the stairs

'cos they've all seen and done it before

;)

[dixon cox]

it's amazing the stories you hear

when sat in a bar drinking beer

it's even emerging

that Lefty's a virgin

it's already confirmed he's a queer

[dixon cox]

in Famous straight up the back stair

to check if the host was up there

at the top on the landing

some geezer was standing

incognito was Karl with short hair

[dixon cox]

I'm sure you're aware of the craic

but whenever you bring a girl back

possessions be hidden

while anus is ridden

or afterwards items may lack

[dixon cox]

my patience can start wearing thin

blank looks on their face and they grin

but is it surprising

that tensions are rising

Pook's over-charged on my check-bin

:angry:

[dixon cox]

first-timers can feel some frustration

with a Pattaya venue's location

to fill in the gaps

take print-outs of maps

these will help you with your navigation

[pacman]

On the occasion of his 92nd birthday, this is for Dixon Cox. Hope you enjoy it...

Dixon Cox is a popular monger

who for ladyboys has a bad hunger

once he was bold

he's now quite old

the bastard is not getting any younger

[bumblebee]

DC you are a natural, cheers.

[dixon cox]

for them it can be quite confusing

when straight guys discover they're choosing

the sexiest chic

she's attached to a dick!

you've got to admit it's amusing

:lol:

[dixon cox]

On the occasion of his 92nd birthday, this is for Dixon Cox. Hope you enjoy it...

Dixon Cox is a popular monger

who for ladyboys has a bad hunger

once he was bold

he's now quite old

the bastard is not getting any younger

Cheers Paccie :rolleyes:

I'm not getting younger for sure

and my memory's gone through the door

but the asses I've cherished

and femboys I've relished

I couldn't have wished for much more