The Limerick Thread

[dixon cox]

That's the stuff Dixon!

Cheers DT, I like this :D

Pattaya's the working girl city

to some it's just whore-filled and shitty

but we know it so well

despite the bad smell

and the girls still look hot and so pretty

[pdogg]

There was a young monkey named Dixon

Whose arse looked like President Nixon

He whipped out his Cox

Like a Jack in the box

And gave her lovehole some serious friction

[deepthroat]

PigDogg is spelled with two G's

And the girls love him down on his knees

But he doesn't go out

Or at all walk about

Cause he's fraid he will catch a disease

[deepthroat]

Lefty loves Creedence Clearwater Revival

But his friends worry 'bout his survival

For listening all day

To the oldies is gay

And leaves room for his evil archrival

[dixon cox]

despite the current recession

some guys are still in possession

of funds for their travel

Bangkok nights unravel

as they stare at the stage in Obsession

[dixon cox]

When a pretty boy's born with the feeling

of becoming a lady's appealing

to a tea-thirsty monger

who travels with hunger

for ladyboy cock and darjeeling

[dixon cox]

a certain boardmember of note

is our regular, mister deepthroat

his stories and tales

never ceases or fails

to entertain us, he gets my vote

[dixon cox]

a stroll down the Coconut Bar

could lead to things going too far

for me what appeals

is the short skirts and heels

but some of the girls look bizarre

[dixon cox]

some LB's have been 'round the block

with too many miles on the clock

but with KK and sev7en

those boys are in heaven

so long as she's got a big cock

[dixon cox]

that lefty's a hefty old blighter

and i bet he's a bit of a fighter

with a penchant for boys

dressed as girls with their toys

emptied sack he's a few ounces lighter

[williethepimp]

These are really funny guys....Ive been trying to rhyme enough words to form a limerick,but yet unsuccessfull......anyway,dixon cox is so prolific(and u 2 dt).......

[pacman]

Dixon Cox is revealing a rare gift. He's a bit off with some of his iambic pentameter but his rhyming skills are such that he is making me a little shy.

Perhaps I could sub the work out & give him my password so he can post a few as me......:lol:

[Lefty]

Dixon Cox is a friggin' limerick genius!!!

Gotta give my norwester boy DT credit too, for also thinking of me.

[Lefty]

Pacman, a monger from Perth

Has been a butt pirate since birth

Once he had them in bed

The boys cheeks he would spread

Then they would feel his wide girth

[Lefty]

A mild mannered man in the day

But at night old Kahuna would play

With a cute Sunee fem boy

Which gave him such great joy

He'd often forget what to pay

[Lefty]

Just in case anyone else wants to try, here is the definition of what a perfect limerick should be constructed like:

A limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.

[Lefty]

Ol' Big Tel was hard as a rock

His legs, his abs and his cock

He'd work out in the day

So at night he could play

With ladyboys down by the dock

[harleyquinn]

While surfing the web in strange places

Seeking for ladyboy traces

I found this here site

Where I thought that I might

Find some familiar "faces"

[Lefty]

Old PigDogg was down on his luck

The girls said he walked like a duck

He didn't care

How often they'd stare

Just so he had boy cock to suck

[Lefty]

A romantic young man named Kahuna

Chased a ladyboy down in Laguna

She found him quite nice

When he sucked her dick twice

She said oh Kahuna muy buena

[Lefty]

A Sunee bar owner named Crabby

Was a homo you may say is flabby

He liked muscular boys

With rather large toys

And his tipping was never too shabby

[Lefty]

A studly young fellow named Lefty

Was muscular rather than hefty

Some say he was handsome

A modern day Samson

Who handled the ladies quite deftly

[Tomcat]

Twas my very first time in Sunee

So i pretend to pop in for a pee

I came over all queer

And sat down for a beer

With fine arse perched upon my left knee

[seanbeag7]

I once dined with a girl from Tralee,

who asked "do you fart when you pee",

she replied with a quick fart,

"do you pee when you fart",

"if you do, then you're one up on me".

[dixon cox]

we read of farang in the news

a Pattaya girlfriend they choose

but poor dollar and pound

means they fall to the ground

when exchange rates cause family to lose