The Limerick Thread

[dixon cox]

Dixon Cox is revealing a rare gift. He's a bit off with some of his iambic pentameter but his rhyming skills are such that he is making me a little shy.

it's possible I have a fan

for rhyming some words that I can

but nevermind whether

those words went together

I got a thumbs-up from pacman

[Tomcat]

The Corner bar it is said

Is a great place to go and get fed

But you often hear cries

" real chips,not french fries"

So try the O Rings instead

[dixon cox]

If ever an evening mellows

consider a trip to Stringfellows

the tottie is hot

there's cock on the spot

and the chance of meeting good fellows

[dixon cox]

on way over to koyo7

I popped into 7-11

for condom and lube

hab only big tube

so I handed it over to sev7en

[dixon cox]

femboys are pretty and fun

but on hormones can struggle to cum

despite what is lacking

with financial backing

guarantees you a shag up her bum

[dixon cox]

Walking Street never gets boring

with plenty of girls always whoring

the choice is so vast

with a memorable cast

watch from Linda's until day is dawning

[dixon cox]

a tight little femboy's bottom

in tight panties, preferably cotton

displays her firm ass

if the age test has passed

then it's back to my room to be rotten

[dixon cox]

We hear all the gay Sunee cries

and with Ezy gone lots of goodbye's

with Famous quite new

and a fresh growing crew

but Karl's stories bring tears to my eyes

[Luung]

I've got to agree with Packman... You're pretty dam good when it comes to pulling rhymes out of the bag; I've gone a bit shy myself now too!

And a well deserved +1 for the verse at the top of the page, 'Femboys are pretty and fun', I'd have chuckled out loud if I'd have read that anywhere! :D

[dixon cox]

we're happy when ST completes

a night out on Pattaya's streets

but back in the room

use a towel for boom-boom

nothing worse that shit on the sheets

[dixon cox]

And a well deserved +1 for the verse at the top of the page, 'Femboys are pretty and fun', I'd have chucked out loud if I'd have read that anywhere! :D

Thanks so much, encouragement is always appreciated :rolleyes:

I've enjoyed reading every single one of everyone's limericks on this thread so far, so please, please try and don't anybody be shy.

I'm such a big fan of limericks and PDogg hit the bullseye for me by starting this thread, but I can get a bit carried away sometimes

a member I'm still yet to meet

for me it would be such a treat

I hope and I've clung

to the day I meet Lung

to make my vacation complete

[dixon cox]

to hear a young ladyboy moan

as she talks to her friends on the phone

no problem, nevermind

'cos I'm kneeling behind

as I'm playing the rusty trombone

[dixon cox]

These are really funny guys....Ive been trying to rhyme enough words to form a limerick,but yet unsuccessfull......anyway,dixon cox is so prolific(and u 2 dt).......

I can't talk, I'm just a chimp

but if you see a guy wearing a gimp

just leave him unharassed

he isn't embarrassed

it's probably williethepimp

;)

[dixon cox]

in Patts I may walk to a bar

or use baht bus 'cos some are too far

but with Rossco in tow

he knows bars I don't know

and he might take me there in his car

[dixon cox]

that eye patch of Lung Somchai

is leaving some ladyboys dry

his aim is so poor

it's all on the floor

instead of the wished for cream-pie

[Lefty]

Sammy flew down to Frisco

With boyfriends Poncho and Cisco

For fellows so gay

It's a great place to stay

Just make sure you got enough Crisco

[dixon cox]

new ladyboy lovers it shocks

that they now prefer ladyboy box

with shemale erections

of course there's exceptions

but ladies taste better with cocks

[dixon cox]

when strolling around all the sois

and listening to all of the noise

it's a bug I can bear

I don't really care

so long as I see high heels on boys

[dixon cox]

I overheard one farang row

at Pook Bar on soi Buakhao

pay your money up front

you untrustworthy cnut

I think I'll go elsewhere from now

Although the girls there are hot

with a face liked a smacked arse she's not

the friendliest face

I've seen in the place

but great looking girls Pook has got

[dixon cox]

the slime on a Stringfellows pole

can reflect a tight ladyboy hole

if you angle your neck

you can lean down and check

according to Rossco, I'm told

:rolleyes:

[dixon cox]

touching the girls feeling frisky

but don't drink too much 'cos it's risky

like my mate Kahuna

and Lung the cartooner

they well over-consumed on the whisky

[dixon cox]

you may find you've wondered why

there's an eye-patch on Lung Somchai

he got in a muddle

and jerked off a puddle

of ladyboy sperm in his eye

[dixon cox]

when Corner Bar menu was tested

I was told that lefty suggested

he'd check only the food

and our Lefty's not rude

so for once no staff were molested

[dixon cox]

on walking street I have concern

as his board name is pacman, so learn

if you shout out his name

as paccie again

you'll cause half of the faces to turn

[Lefty]

A young cheeky monkey named Dix

Went prowlin' for well hung chiks

Oh, so many he found

The chimp's ass they would pound

But as they say, just for kicks