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Luung last won the day on September 9 2016

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  1. I'd say the old city for you Pdogg, anywhere near the Thapea Gate
  2. Luung

    Why Not Bangkok

    God bless you, Gutsy! I think that was the best PM that I've ever had; I nearly spat my corn flakes out this morning 555... You're a gentleman. And a bloody good way to keep one step of the heroes too. I guess I'm going to be spending quite a bit of time in Why Not bar when I get off that plane, I think she's really got it going on!
  3. Luung

    Why Not Bangkok

    Who says so???.. I think that Natalie's to die for!!... Looking at the previous pics of her makes me really depressed that I'm stuck in the UK right now. Got any dirty photos of her?
  4. Same as that, Stoolpusher... Although, as a kid I do remember on occasion saying to friends that, "I didn't want 'any old bird', I want someone else's bird. But that was just a pissed up young kid looking for something obnoxious to say. The reality is that I find pretty nasty, to the point of being upsetting, when someone wants to go poaching in somebody else's pond. Thing is... Most blokes I know both in & out of this scene, 'would', 'do' & 'have' done it without batting an eyelid.
  5. Cool, it'd be nice to see you... Please send me a PM when you get here Funny thing is that I still want to go back to PP
  6. Hi all... I'm in Patts for somewhere about the next three weeks or so... Anyone want to come out to play?
  7. 5555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 I just glow, every time i see that vid
  8. Shame, it would have been nice to meet up again. I had a lovely time with Dao on Tuesday, but bloody well forgot to mention you or the forum, guess i got carried away... Damm, it looks like i'll have to go back again, now!
  9. How long are you in town for, Stoolpusher?.... I'll be down Pattaya on Sunday It'd be nice to meet up again, if you're still about?
  10. Nice heads up Stoopusher!.. I shall definitely be a regular patron whilst I'm down in Patts I do like a massage with firm pair of hands
  11. I get away with every single penny that I can! Fuck em', the girls and the bars! It's a point of principle... They're the one's who try to extort the customer first!
  12. 55555555555... Go for it, records are there to be broken! Just remember that it took years of honing myself physically, as well as mental preparation... Plus, abstinence... This is not to be undertaken lightly! And by the way, I wouldn't think about downing the lot as quickly as you can, if i was you... That's the biggest mistake people make & it's how you'll completely twist your melon, man!
  13. I'd only have a problem if I put my foot next to that one & noticed that it was twice the size of mine. Has for the cauliflower coming out of the other one's arse... I wouldn't even want to talk to or touch anyone who'd been near that thing!
  14. Ok... Confession, boast or report, not quite sure which it is, but here goes?... The new 'main' stonner's bar in PP is a place called Shooters located by the night market on the riverfront (they've got another one in Sihanoukville), & apart from selling reefer, they have a fine array of ganga laced cookies & shots. The shots come from bottles that have sprigs/branches of ganga marinating away in them & they come in three strengths, ridiculously strong, stronger than that even, & outright fukin' mental. Anyway, the local record for drinking the mental shots is nine & a half , which were consumed last year by some nutty Russian MMA fighter who had to keep pounding the hardwood bar, 'machine gun fashion', with his fists to stay focused until he finally folded & puked, not managing to get the final half a glass down. His girlfriend then carried/dragged him to his room & he wasn't seen for two days! Well, unassuming me, actually managed to push down ten of these disabilitating shots on a quiet night when I was meant to have met PDogggie, but declined because I was feeling under the weather... I honestly just wanted to buy a small handful of joints & then go back to the guest house to stay in the room, so as to recover & build up a bit of strength for the next bar crawl; but we all got talking about the challenge & some of the weird array of characters who had taken it up, including the governor himself who only managed six shots (the average).... And I just thought, fuck it, I'm going for it... AND DID.... I pushed down ten of these shots until it felt like my whole body was glowing & I was levitating a coupler of inches off the floor. Now, admittedly I didn't raise the bar by much, but at fifty five years of age, I don't think it was too shabby! I even ended up in a music bar afterwards with the staff from Scooters (It was like being out with Frank from the David Lynch film 'Blue Velvet', if anyone remembers that?), getting slaps on the back & beers bought, but admittedly folded & left before the the rest of them, declining offers to be walked home. Man, I was twisted up myself for a couple of days afterwards... But hey, I'm a record breaker...
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