The Limerick Thread

[dixon cox]

a man several people won't thank

as he once took their money and sank

it into his bar

Portugal is too far

where are you now 131 Franck?

:rolleyes:

[bumblebee]

Fantastic as always DC, never fail to bring a smile to my face, cheers.

[dixon cox]

Fantastic as always DC, never fail to bring a smile to my face, cheers.

Cheers BB, a little encouragement always helps :D

she purrs on my lap like a kitten

she's lovely and my heart is smitten

this gorgeous young looker

sweet ladyboy hooker

the love-bug has definately bitten

:wub:

[dixon cox]

just 'cos she wants and I couldn't

buy her tits 'cos I knew that I shouldn't

wasn't me that suggested

I love them flat-chested

she says that I should but I wouldn't

:mellow:

[dixon cox]

the walk of shame's all in your mind

through the streets hand in hand with your find

some eyebrows will raise

as your girl steels their gaze

so just call her next time you're inclined

[dixon cox]

after time the whole thing turns to boredom

all this endless exposure to whoredom

but it does fill a gap

because work is so crap

I'll continue while I can afford them

:rolleyes:

[dixon cox]

the first step in avoiding disaster

is preparation, it's easy to master

just reach for the tube

and apply lots of lube

you can slide in her back door much faster

:devil:

[dixon cox]

at home we plan trips and ideas

with our bank balance still in arrears

but it isn't so hard

to use your credit card

we just cry when the statement appears

[dixon cox]

all those russians invading Chonburi

it makes for an unpleasant story

with their schoolboy haircuts

and their baht bus short-cuts

I fear Pattaya's losing it's glory

[Lefty]

The Limerick Thread's quite a delight

The chimp man can write them all night

Though others may try

All soon start to cry

So great is his rhyme writing might.

[dixon cox]

from the moment I step off the plane

I'm 20 all over again

I'm attractive and handsome

my cock's held to ransom

but it's over once home, what a shame

[williethepimp]

so tell us at once coxon dix

'bout your rhymes,where u learnt all your tricks

was it inspired by love,

or maybe, the heavens above

or ... a surfeit of ladyboy dicks?

(i thought i might as well try

tho' my poetic well is near dry

to inspire our own bards

to go the nine yards

and not let this lim'rick thread die)

[bumblebee]

The gents who like bum

Write with wisdom and fun

They pen words that are joyous

About our favourite topic, ladyboys

Let's hope there are plenty more to come.

[dixon cox]

in hard times such as in low season

lack of girls perhaps could be the reason

there's less punters about

in the hot season drought

it's like Pattaya's committed treason

[dixon cox]

it's with skill all those buttons she presses

in maintaining sponsors she possesses

so there's no reason why

that it's me who should buy

when they keep her in make-up and dresses

:rolleyes:

[dixon cox]

the obsession they have with their bods

has them constantly talking of mods

from tits and extensions

to hormone injections

those that fund them are silly old sods

[dixon cox]

when caught out LB's don't make sense

with a smile as their primary defence

but there's no excusing

the bullshit they're using

they must think farang are so dense

[dixon cox]

as I walk around holding her hand

some onlookers don't understand

they continue to stare

but for us we don't care

she's my girl so to them I'll be dammed

[dixon cox]

if a short time is all that you get

for vacation then maybe Phuket

but when things do go wrong

in C&D's or Patong

then there's nowhere else left don't forget

[SiamSam]

God love you Dixon!!! You you are like dog with a bone and we luv ya!!!

XO SiamSam

[dixon cox]

God love you Dixon!!! You you are like dog with a bone and we luv ya!!!

XO SiamSam

Thanks SS, I miss you x

with rates for exchanges appalling

the trips that we're making are falling

with less and less money

to spend isn't funny

it's costs us but we have our calling

[dixon cox]

that venue around 10 years old

to enter you had to be bold

we hear plans are shitty

more fat birds with kitty

apparently Hi Boss was sold

:mellow:

[dixon cox]

down the fairway I want to have fun

as her caddy bag straps are undone

then I stroke my long putter

through her little gutter

balls cupped as I hole her in one

[dixon cox]

when bringing girls back I suggest

hide your TV control is the best

if she's not down your throat

'cos that fucking remote

then your patience is put to the test

[pdogg]

Ladyboy Review's Poet Laureate is back in the house!