The Limerick Thread

[dixon cox]

at Famous Bar there's celebrations

let's join in the felicitations

and wish them the best

Lita, Karl and the rest

happy birthday and congratulations!

[dixon cox]

at home the LOS blues start to sink in

in my mind lazy days, nights out drinking

all those girls I adored

will again have ensured

my return trip is booked without blinking

:rolleyes:

[williethepimp]

I thought this thread should just be,

bumped up for the newbies to see,

so search as I might,

no limericks in sight,

So I sent a PM to BB.....

(apologies BB,i was looking under dixon ox threads started....and it was P Dogg who started this thread,no wonder I couldnt find it-doh!)

[dixon cox]

I'd forgotten about all of this

thanks willie for my reminisce

was last year in Phnom Penh

that my limerick pen

was so busy, joop-joop ~ that means 'kiss'

so thank you for bumping this thread

but I doubt rhymes will flow from my head

in quite the same way

as they did back that day

but let's try it and see what gets said

[dixon cox]

back home and you're bored and you're toying

with booking a trip for enjoying

friends see what you do

and they want to come too

straight mates can be very annoying

[dixon cox]

the end of the world's drawing near

we're still here tomorrow? - not clear

so one thing I'm thinking

is not pay for drinking

and run up a bin without fear

[dixon cox]

my sexual desire's at it's peak

t'was 30 years past, now it's bleak

without use of drugs

and daily cock tugs

I'd having nothing to show for the week

[dixon cox]

The birthday boy's party just ended

I'm hoping that Scott's not offended

but I'd cover his missus

in long licks and kisses

then spend 3 weeks in care getting mended

[Kahuna]

There was a young lad named DC...

Who avidly limericked you see...

His limericks were delightful...

Without being spiteful...

And tastefully delicious _____ _____ and I can't think of the right

fucking words to insert here that rhyme and makes some sense...

Me Bad...Fuck Me...

[dixon cox]

is it just me or does whoring

from over-exposure get boring

but what just transpired

a new girl was hired

my mojo so needed restoring

[dixon cox]

a ladyboy told me a story

one day trip to kanchanaburi

she met a farang

who took pics of the bang

then he posted online for the glory

[dixon cox]

we stand in the bar and we chatter

the chest on her couldn't be flatter

this cute girl in front

has a cock for a cunt

but for me this detail doesn't matter

[KenW]

there was a young punter named dixon

upon a chunky ladyboy his attention was fixin

chubby he affectionatety called her

like reindeers prancing he twirled her

then fucked her like Donner humped Blixen

[bumblebee]

Great to see this tread back and off to such a flying start. Keep them coming you forum poets.

[SiamSam]

Mr. Monkey Man Dixon writes a damn good limerick.

[dixon cox]

fun times can be had when bar-hopping

same girls they all like to go shopping

what's different for us

is our yearning for lust

so we rent and discard after topping

[dixon cox]

at noon there's a knock at the door

clothes scattered all over the floor

"clean room" says the maid

but I've already paid

for seconds with my tranny whore

[dixon cox]

as mongers get older attraction

doesn't lessen same their cock reaction

so jump in the sack

with the help from a pack

of viagra and get satisfaction

[Jimslim]

It was Christmas time at the whorehouse

and the eunuch's they sat on the stairs

watching the beautiful maidens combing their pubic hairs

a cry came from the master , it echoed down the halls

"what would you like for Christmas lad's?"

and they all replied - "balls!"

[dixon cox]

in action street public relations

at scott and paeng's new bar sensations

were hitting new highs

as I stared at yok's thighs

but her tits caused me heart palpitations

[Jimslim]

Oh many have taken a fancy

to a well hung ladyboy called Nancy

and though it may feel like mirth

to fill your ass with her girth

not being able to sit for a week is quite chancy .

[Kahuna]

we stand in the bar and we chatter

the chest on her couldn't be flatter

this cute girl in front

has a cock for a cunt

but for me this detail doesn't matter

Perfect perfection DC...I hereby nominate this DC perfect limerick as the LBR Official Limerick...

[dixon cox]

Perfect perfection DC...I hereby nominate this DC perfect limerick as the LBR Official Limerick...

You are too kind my friend. Your compliments are happily received and much appreciated

[deepthroat]

There once was a poster named Studly

Who honored a God he thought cuddly

When cornered he tries

With a roll of his eyes

To spout nonsense like Pattaya's Duddly

[dixon cox]

she stands tall and strong like a tower

my knees crack on tiles as I cower

who cares she's on meth

as I struggle for breath

when she's fucking my face in the shower