Hefe Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so are I Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 wish my testosterone levels were raging 'cos it's high time that they were engaging in some horny young totty who humps up the botty I need more supplements due to my ageing :nurse: 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 playing pool in a bar and you think what happens if in-off the pink you then turn her around take her in-off the brown now go wash your cue 'cos you stink 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 in Issan up north by the border there's a factory that makes girls to order online made my choice I've received the invoice comes with cock too if you can afford her :angel: 4 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 DC you gotta put these in some book form, brilliant. Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 soi BJ was once on the map there a DJ, a friendly Welsh chap has since gone to Famous less punters, don't blame us if the current line-up is crap the quality's back and it shows in Famous May, Pinky and Rose this trio of beauty with May such a cutie we're grateful they're back, I suppose 2 Quote Link to comment
williethepimp Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 No matter how I try as I might Dixoncox has me beat out of sight, His rhymes are fantastic, his couplets elastic, my efforts are woefully trite Coz DC has a God given gift to rhyme words like he can in a jiff, A beer I shall buy when next I espy Or I might even roll him a spliff ! 3 Quote Link to comment
Luung Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 I'm just mentioning that I'm +1'ing you both because I know it irritates the fuck out of DC when FM's mention that they've done that... Sorry DC it's a hang on from the last place that took me in, apparently it's good forum etiquette? Anyway, don't put yourself down Pimpy & keep posting the rhymes man... And you can roll me a spliff any time you like, we've dried up here in Chiang Mai because it's the start of the pre-election clampdowns!.. So watch out lads. Very poignant DC Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 you're both complimentary to me and those rep points are so nice to see but that statement by Lung that he pressed the +1 makes me cringe uncontrollably Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 A beer I shall buy Willie reckons he's got a big weapon long enough for him even to step on but girls that he's shown won't confirm this unknown so go ask him 'cos that's what he'll reckon Quote Link to comment
williethepimp Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 A meaningfull Act of Contrition, In lim'rick form has to be written "please forgive me" I'd say, as I led her astray "but your arse,it just has to be ridden" Quote Link to comment
williethepimp Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 An LB I met in Khon Kaen, needs her lovin' from more than 1 man three cocks in an hour, she will simply devour washed down with some cheap Evian Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 in Koyo the scene's mesmerising and the flesh that's on offer's enticing but the brightness and lux of the bar lighting sucks but I keep going back, not surprising :D 2 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 your family and friends wonder why your vacations are always in Thai with those temples and wats and the beaches, there's lots keep the real reason private, you're shy Quote Link to comment
DownLoLarry Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Amazing how this thread took off! And a big thank you to Ladyboy Review's Poet Laureate for giving me numerous chcukles! Willie has some gooduns too! Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 a femboy or ladyboy lover may be shocked when they finally discover to like cock means you're gay but God made you that way so don't worry my young faggot brother :mellow: Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 she's sits on a stool and she poses I look and she smiles and proposes that I pay her barfine and spend quality time we'll leave as soon as the bar closes Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 in the darkness of soi6 I stroll ladyboys being my ultimate goal see a tall silhouette and the closer I get know that soon I'll lose all self-control Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 in a bar sexy girls may invite us if they're packing and sexy we might just but to lose all resistance to tranny insistence is an ailment called transexualitus 3 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 La Bamba one night on the sofa I saw a new ladyboy gopher she seemed new in town I'd not seen her around but she looked like a bit of a loafer Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 down the fairway I see a raised flag marks the entrance to her caddy bag I spin her around to reveal her young mound and play 9 holes of cock and ass tag ;) 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 at Big Dogs a fine panorama of street action all around Nana as I sip my cool beer I'm accused of being queer 'cos they've sussed I'm a ladyboy charmer 3 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 in Bangkok near Nana you'll see black girls between sois 5 and 3 walk past, don't be rude it's just Foodland for food those Nigerians don't do it for me Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 she's back in my room and I'm gagging for ladyboy love and some shagging but she's forceful and tough as she lowers her muff on my face for some LB tea-bagging 1 Quote Link to comment
williethepimp Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 in a bar sexy girls may invite us if they're packing and sexy we might just but to lose all resistance to tranny insistence is an ailment called transexualitus Transexualitis is a serious disease it'll put a fully grown man on his knees to swallow a mouthfull whilst sucking is doubtfull, unless he can breathe thru his ears! 1 Quote Link to comment
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