bumblebee Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 It struck me talking to a mate last night that by hanging around the LB scene too long we begin to acquire trivial knowledge that we would be oblivious to back home. So it got me thinking of making a list of things we know from being around the LB bars etc that we would not know otherwise. So I'll start of the list: You know you have been around the LB scene too long when; You know who Nicki Minaj is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenW Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 You know you've been around the LB scene too long when the grand fucking you boast of having had last night was actually you being bonked up the arse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthroat Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 You knokw you've been around the LB scene too long when you find yourself humming Lady Gaga or Beyonce songs when you're back home again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 You check every asian woman you see hoping it's a ladyboy or femboy. You start to wonder whether some asian males you see could transform to ladyboys. Your mates aren't game enough to lust after the pictures of your latest trip because they know you shag ladyboys (and most, if not all of your pictures are of ladyboys). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted November 24, 2012 Author Share Posted November 24, 2012 ... you're sitting on Hua Hin beach and the girl with you says an ant has just bitten her balls and you are more concerned about the bite than the fact she has balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Stop it! Ya killing me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hefe Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 You can't remember the last time you fantasized about having sex with a genetic female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciobha Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 A normal every day conversation includes discussing the size of the cock you sucked last night!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beijo Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Sure, and than there is the moment you go full cicle back to GG,s. Sorry about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSam Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 When LBR becomes your default home page. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthroat Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Someone mentions going to an "ATM" but it doesn't immediately bring to mind an image of a cash machine; instead you either think "ass to mouth" (ladyboy porn term) or your first point of reference is how thai people see us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randiuno Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 on your return home from your latest trip..your mom asks if you plan to make another video with those dancing "boy whores!"...and you realize you are the only person who thinks it is still a secret. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 when i cant bring straight business clients/friends into Nana anymore as i would be outed before reaching the exit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSam Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 when i cant bring straight business clients/friends into Nana anymore as i would be outed before reaching the exit Or in my case, the "entrance". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimslim Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 A normal every day ..... When you hear the muffled screams of your mate in the next room , face down in the pillow getting buggered within an inch of his life and no longer bat an eyelid ............ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Ranger Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 When you get to the airport to set off and you can't wait to get back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazedandconfused Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 The first port of call in any Mall or Department Store in SE Asia are the perfume and cosmetics counters where you wander around trying desperately to engage in eye contact with the LB's working there. Second stop are the small cellphone repair shops (If they have them) for same reasons as above.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 You consider a LB's cock and balls as female genitalia. A pussy begins to look boring. You go to your local shoe shop to buy yourself a pair of workboots and find yourself admiring the high heels. You go to a an amateur LB cabaret without being dragged there by your LB partner and you find yourself admiring the needle work that's gone into the costumes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mermaid Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 i am more then 18 years ladyboy lover ,i saw many funny things here,hahahaahahaha -A pussy begins to look boring..................yes -You consider a LB's cock and balls as female genitalia..........never can be....................because"pussy look boring " -You check every asian woman you see hoping it's a ladyboy or femboy........................oh yes -You start to wonder whether some asian males you see could transform to ladyboys...............hahaha yes i think asian meles are a mistake from god -... you're sitting on Hua Hin beach and the girl with you says an ant has just bitten her balls and you are more concerned about the bite than the fact she has balls...............hahaahahaha a god one -You can't remember the last time you fantasized about having sex with a genetic female..............????not remember??? -A normal every day conversation includes discussing the size of the cock you sucked last night!!!!.......................ecxactly -Sure, and than there is the moment you go full cicle back to GG,s. Sorry about this......................back to what???.........hahaahahaha never 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mermaid Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 HAPPY LOY KATHOEY 2013....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted November 29, 2012 Author Share Posted November 29, 2012 .. when I am walking up Soi Yensabai with Pdogg and he refers to a GG friend of a friend of ours as "that Greek girl with the pussy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 ....when a hot chick has her cock out and is pissing in the urinal beside you and you don't feel the slightest bit uneasy(unless of course in the corner of your eye you notice it's bigger that yours). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sasquatch Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 well..i don't know if really regards this topic....but...tonight i was on dia looking for some ladyboys in cebu...( on my profile i wrote..looking for ladyboy ) when a lady ( gg ) wrote to me many times asking me: "why a nice man like you likes ladyboy????"..... what would you have replied? i could not say....so many ladyboys in my life i do not like pussy anymore ..... ladyboy is honey....pussy is a sweetener 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheekyCharlie Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 You go to Soi Metro Sugar Sugar with your straight chum and try very hard to go ST with a GG just to proove you are normal. What's worse you are married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted December 8, 2012 Author Share Posted December 8, 2012 ...a certain FM turns to you in the beer garden and says "her new pussy was too tight, so I fucked her in the ass instead" and you nod in agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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