bumblebee Posted June 12, 2013 Author Share Posted June 12, 2013 When chatting to the LB assistant in a branch of Boots it feels normal to casually drop into the conversation "I am not a bad man, my cock is a bad man." while discussing face cream. - CurlyMike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JustSumGai Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 ...the LB in bed beside you is jerking off while you post on the forum. Then a jet of jizz shoots across half the bed and some lands on your hands and keyboard. You rush to get some tissues to wipe it away while at the same time hoping the ants haven't noticed an unexpected lunch has arrived on your laptop. Welcome to what I consider a normal Christmas morning in Los. oh man that's a lovely Christmas story. that's what I want this Christmas now haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted January 1, 2014 Author Share Posted January 1, 2014 While your LB friend is asleep, out of curiously you try on her shoes and they are a size too big for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoolpusher Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 ...Did that happen to you BB, as long as it was only the shoes...Any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted January 2, 2014 Author Share Posted January 2, 2014 ...Did that happen to you BB, as long as it was only the shoes...Any Maybe and nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyzzy Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 While your LB friend is asleep, out of curiously you try on her shoes and they are a size too big for you. Kung's pink high heels were more than a size too big and I wear US size 11. But she was awake at the time and slightly embarrased by the size of her shoes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 You are sitting in the BigC eXtra food hall and you see an old wrinkly Thai lady eating near by. You say to your LB companion that she will look like that some day. She replies no, I will look like that and points behind you. You look over your shoulder but don't see anything unusual. You turn back with a puzzled look and she says look again. You turn around one more time and the penny drops.....there is an old Thai man eating his noodles at the next table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSam Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 Good one BB!!! Excellent moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted January 10, 2014 Author Share Posted January 10, 2014 The gay mincer waiter in the restaurant you are eating in fawns all over you, sits on your crotch while taking your order and the whole situation seems totally normal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenW Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Sounds like you're hanging out at Wan Café a bit too much bb. The behaviour you describe (totally normal) is sooo Sunee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 Sounds like you're hanging out at Wan Café a bit too much bb. The behaviour you describe (totally normal) is sooo Sunee. Nah this was a restaurant over on Thepassit road. He is just your type by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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