BigTel Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I am sure some of the in laws saw me as a big Dollar sign when I arrived in the village but they were soon disappointed. Classic B B, I love it Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I am sure some of the in laws saw me as a big Dollar sign when I arrived in the village but they were soon disappointed. Classic B B, I love it I have a reputation to maintain after all. Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 I have a reputation to maintain after all. Your reputation is intact without fear of contradiction Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 Just bought myself a new sex doll, thought I'd try a different look so went for Islamic Jane, and what a bonus...she blows herself up 1 Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted July 7, 2015 Author Share Posted July 7, 2015 My wife told me this morning that someone had stolen a pair of her panties off the washing line, she wasnt bothered about the pair of panties that was pinched it was the 28 pegs that went with them that pissed her off 2 Quote Link to comment
sustra2 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 My wife told me this morning that someone had stolen a pair of her panties off the washing line, she wasnt bothered about the pair of panties that was pinched it was the 28 pegs that went with them that pissed her off very funny...but the one of the "homesick" is still my favourite Quote Link to comment
globetrotter Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Ok very low brow humour here but anyways.... Whats the difference between and egg and a blow job?? Ok here it comes... You can beat an egg but you can't beat a blowjob :) :) Quote Link to comment
BigTel Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Good one Tel. Hi Ken, great to hear from you Amigo Quote Link to comment
KenW Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 And you buddy. Miss you. Hope all is going well. Quote Link to comment
sustra2 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 in italian but ....what time is it? 2 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I am sure our Aussie friends will find this funny as will many others no doubt. 3 Quote Link to comment
sustra2 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 nice......for a minute & 30 seconds i simply forgot that ladyboys exist! Quote Link to comment
SiamSam Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I am sure our Aussie friends will find this funny as will many others no doubt. Why? That weather reporter IS a LB!!! Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Share Posted August 3, 2015 A Lorry has shed its load of Electrical goods on the M57 in Liverpool, the Police said the road will be closed for around 5 minutes 1 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 I presume this is a skit. Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 Surely those of us that do fly Cathay Pacific cannot all be classed as wankers can we? 2 Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 Indian Airlines funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn8mqn5ASxI 2 Quote Link to comment
Pdoggg Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it? 1 2 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 This gave me a chuckle. For those who don't know the background a book came out recently is which it is alleged Cameron stuck his dick in a dead pigs head as part of a ceremony to join a university club. 1 Quote Link to comment
Stroker Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I wonder would Jimbo put this Cheap Charlie on his Wall of Shame if he turned up in Patong. 1 Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted October 12, 2015 Author Share Posted October 12, 2015 Ive just picked up a Smart TV She's got lovely tits, really tight arse and a degree in Physics 2 Quote Link to comment
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