soiboy Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 "Single Americans have taken sex into their own hands since the pandemic began — literally. A new survey claims that the average single is masturbating three times per day amid all the isolation from COVID quarantines and lockdowns." https://www.studyfinds.org/singles-pleasuring-themselves-more-than-ever-during-pandemic/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Sith Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Another conditioned form of population control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 17 hours ago, soiboy said: the average single is masturbating three times per day Americans have just gone up in my opinion! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 3 times a day makes sense . the right hand can cheat on the left hand and then you can have a threesome. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 I could have managed 3 times a day when I was 18. But 3 times a month would be good now! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Cargopants Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Quietguy said: I could have managed 3 times a day when I was 18. But 3 times a month would be good now! I was a horny bugger. 3-4 times a day every day when I was 18, at least once a day into my forties. I remember one day before an afternoon work start I knocked out 6 wanks. It was a personal best Lol. I can go without for a few days now. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 20 hours ago, Jimmy Cargopants said: (...) I remember one day before an afternoon work start I knocked out 6 wanks. (...) Later this year when it's time for the 2021 Romscars, I must remember to give Jimmy one in recognition of his gushing prowess... Long time, no post here Jimmy. Welcome back to the Board of the Free ... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 well Jimmy, should you ever win Rom's 'Wanker of the year' Romscar... i'm sure that Quinn won't mind me saying that there may be an updated edition of your famous Cosmopolitan issue of some time back. i'll also talk to Emmy, the printed T-Shirt could be framed on her bar wall.... 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Cargo short special! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Cargopants Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 On 3/16/2021 at 9:10 PM, blind boy grunt said: well Jimmy, should you ever win Rom's 'Wanker of the year' Romscar... i'm sure that Quinn won't mind me saying that there may be an updated edition of your famous Cosmopolitan issue of some time back. i'll also talk to Emmy, the printed T-Shirt could be framed on her bar wall.... (*Late reply*) I think there should be a complete reset on that magazine cover BBG... Me and my cum face. I'll dash one out in front of the bathroom mirror, take a phone pic at the critical moment, and send it off to Mr Quinn to work on. (And I might send another to Sunny beavering away at Big C in Bangkok. I'm all *ahem* class! What can you do ... I'm Australian!) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Sunny has 'Beaver' ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Cargopants Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Quinn said: Sunny has 'Beaver' ? Not yet ! If she does eventually I want to be the first to say to her "Nice beaver!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Jimmy Cargopants said: Me and my cum face no doubt Quinn could work his magic Jimmy... send me a photo....you know that you can trust me.... perhaps...just thinking aloud here.... Sunny has said that she will pop down in April to Emmy's around the date of Sara's birthday party [17th]... if she does then surely an occasion for a 'one off the wrist, Cargo pants' Livestream special! could even be a 'Cargopants Bukkake night'! i can picture it.. [with some hesitation i confess] A picture of you on the wall...with each of the girls blasting away. the one who gets you from the longest distance, takes the prize... but no Sunny !...not from across the road please.... i really am going to have to stop thinking aloud.... 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Cargopants Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 1 hour ago, blind boy grunt said: no doubt Quinn could work his magic Jimmy... send me a photo....you know that you can trust me.... perhaps...just thinking aloud here.... Sunny has said that she will pop down in April to Emmy's around the date of Sara's birthday party [17th]... if she does then surely an occasion for a 'one off the wrist, Cargo pants' Livestream special! could even be a 'Cargopants Bukkake night'! i can picture it.. [with some hesitation i confess] A picture of you on the wall...with each of the girls blasting away. the one who gets you from the longest distance, takes the prize... but no Sunny !...not from across the road please.... i really am going to have to stop thinking aloud.... And I thought I was the crude one! 555 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 7 hours ago, Jimmy Cargopants said: And I thought I was the crude one! 555 well yes.... but i'm actually grateful Jimmy that you appreciate the work that quinn and i do for you. Some folks in these parts don't you know. some cowpokes can be ornery critters sometimes. did you know that a few weeks back we started hearing rumours about a certain country and western fan having irish ancestry? So, as we knew that there was an upcoming Cowgirls livestream planned by Emmy in his honour, quinn and myself started teaching emmy and her staff how to do line dancing and also the Riverdance thing.. Hence my torn Achilles tendon, and quinns kneecap being now halfway up his thigh. but was it appreciated by a certain cowboy?... no. but at least my walking stick got to whack teya's arse last night... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 5 hours ago, blind boy grunt said: but at least my walking stick got to whack teya's arse last night... It was more of a love tap and no attempt at penetration. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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