bumblebee Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Hard to believe there is not a dedicated page to La Bamba yet, just the one party thread down below. Well let's try to rectify that. Most of you are probably familiar with the bar by now, so let's have a look at some of the faces there this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 From what I can see, there are about 7 or so girls working there just now, here are some. Nok and Sindy Patty Tay 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luung Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Nok is so lovely, even though she's so skinny with that stubby little cock, And that's even if it smells like something that's just come out of a wok, She looks so cool in either hot pants or a frock, I must see her soon, for my cock needs to dock, I'll bang her for hours right around the clock, Till my money's run dry or her arsehole's hanging out like a wet sock. An ode of humble worship, dedication, honor & true luuuuuuv, penned in pining agony for Nok... By Lung, aged 9 :hair: :nurse: :bow: :angel: Maybe I'll stick to drawing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiamSam Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Jesus! I know you are drinking again. Goodness!!! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 You missed this one Bumble...i wuz just walking past the other night and couldt resist it. I did not even realize that place had re opened. This one was just my type 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthroat Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Wow, great pics! Lung inspired me: There once was a Ladyboy named Nok Who sure knew her way 'round a cock She would suck it and say If you give me my way I wish I could fucking think of a 5th line that rhymed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luung Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Wow, great pics! Lung inspired me: There once was a Ladyboy named Nok Who sure knew her way 'round a cock She would suck it and say If you give me my way I wish I could fucking think of a 5th line that rhymed There once was a Ladyboy named Nok Who sure knew her way 'round a cock She would suck it and say If you give me my way... It's onlt 500 to pay...? My bum'll be red raw & I'll stay...? We can fuck ourselves into the next day...? You'll be walking like John Wayne, for at least one more day...? Maybe I'll invite a friend into the fray...? You can have one more stab in the clay... I think that's the one! Fuck this, I've got to go to work DT... Yeah, nice pics 'onetruesaxon'... I take it you're a Brit?... Hold up, that's just got to be about the most stupid question that I've ever asked on a forum????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luung Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Lung inspired me: There once was a Ladyboy named Nok Who sure knew her way 'round a cock She would suck it and say If you give me my way I wish I could fucking think of a 5th line that rhymed Got it, got it, I've got it!!! There once was a Ladyboy named Nok Who sure knew her way 'round a cock She would suck it and say If you give me my way Then maybe like Lung, you don't pay? :devil: :money: Ner ner, ner ner, ner ner... Dipfrock :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Oh dear... 1st, 2nd & 5th lines all rhyme in a Limerick. They should all have between 9 & 10 syllables per line. The 3rd & 4th lines should rhyme & have between 5 & 6 syllables each. It's better if 3 & 4 have an equal number of syllables. Purists like 1, 2 & 5 to match up too but that isn't as important as 3 & 4. I bet you didn't realise that Limerick writing was such an exact science? I have written 1000's of 'em. Quite appropriate considering I am descended from Limerick in Ireland on my mother's side. Another lot who escaped the potato famine. Thank god they did too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthroat Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Got it, got it, I've got it!!! There once was a Ladyboy named Nok Who sure knew her way 'round a cock She would suck it and say If you give me my way Then maybe like Lung, you don't pay? :devil: :money: Ner ner, ner ner, ner ner... Dipfrock :p LOVE IT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luung Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Oh dear... :(1st, 2nd & 5th lines all rhyme in a Limerick. They should all have between 9 & 10 syllables per line. The 3rd & 4th lines should rhyme & have between 5 & 6 syllables each. It's better if 3 & 4 have an equal number of syllables. Purists like 1, 2 & 5 to match up too but that isn't as important as 3 & 4.I bet you didn't realise that Limerick writing was such an exact science? I have written 1000's of 'em. Quite appropriate considering I am descended from Limerick in Ireland on my mother's side.Another lot who escaped the potato famine. Thank god they did too. I wasn't aware, but I wasn't going for a limerick, at any rate, I'm just not that clever... There's a couple of superb limerick writers here & one's an Aussie like yourself... Hopefully they'll jump on this eventually & then you won't have to feel so disappointed! Fuck me, you're descended from 'Stab City', I've got some sincerely good friends from there... Complete nut cases, each one of them!!! LOVE IT! Great to see a man who can take a joke!.. That's more of what we need +1 Deepthroat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthroat Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 There once was a man from Australia Who's dick trailed behind like azalea He dressed sharp like a ponce And was not known to dance But his parties were true bacchanalia There once was a cartoonist named Lung Who's dick was as short as my thumb But the ladyboys grinned And hoped to be pinned By the man who was hung like a plum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthroat Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 C'mon - I'm DYING for you guys to admire my newfound poetic skills (see above) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 You OK DT? You sound a bit needy today. Your poetry sucks (rhyming ponce with dance?) but at least you took the time to have a go. Have +1 from me. There, feel better now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdogg Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 There once was a cartoonist named Lung Who's dick was as short as my thumb But the ladyboys grinned And hoped to be pinned By the man who was hung like a plum :D :D :D I'm going to Nantucket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 WTF!! What on earth rhymes with Nantucket? :unknw: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 WTF!! What on earth rhymes with Nantucket? :unknw: "bucket", "suck it", "fuck et", "tuck et"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthroat Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 You OK DT? You sound a bit needy today. Your poetry sucks (rhyming ponce with dance?) but at least you took the time to have a go. Have +1 from me. There, feel better now? C'mon, you among all others must realize that I was going for the british pronounciation of "dance". If we spelled things the way those dopes say things, it would be spelled "donce". Which of course rhymes perfectly with "ponce". ---------------- There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his gold in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket. --------------- But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. ------------------ Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset, Where he still held the cash as an asset; But Nan and the man Stole the money and ran, And as for the bucket, Manhasset. -------------------- There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. And he said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossco Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Patty Cash - the cashier at La Bamba is celebrating her birthday on 6th June from 8.00pm onwards. The theme is "Sexy" - I have no idea what that means as I thought they already were. Food and Fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownLoLarry Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Patty Cash - the cashier at La Bamba is celebrating her birthday on 6th June from 8.00pm onwards. Great name for a cashier!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossco Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Nok tells me she plans a raffle - I wonder what the prizes will be............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Nok is having her birthday right now if anyone is is town. Have fun anyone lucky enough to bee there, should be a good night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luung Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Nok is having her birthday right now if anyone is is town. Have fun anyone lucky enough to bee there, should be a good night. I'm sick as a dog BB, I'm going to miss it by 3 days, (& BTY, I have't forgot about the tree story, I will get around to it). Nok's one of my all time favs & she's a real sweetheart & with an absolute heart of gold too! I hope she has a really wonderful night, I just wish I was there!! :hair: :angel: Anyway, do you like this cartoon I've drawn for her? I feel that maybe it's a bit more appropriate than the last one I did. :devil: HAPPY BITHDAY NOK, YOU'RE A DOLL! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Great tribute to her Lung. Have a blast :rolleyes: when you see her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthroat Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Nice work Lung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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