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Au contraire, Duke. It is you that needs a good tongue-lashing, methinks.

I recall one girl from Guess a few years ago. One of my earliest experiences. Became an aggressive little thing in the loom and then spent long time in the bathroom. I was by then so pissed off I ordered her out and told her to "f" off. Had enough of the manipulations and was at that time quite nervous about what was going on. She went off in a huff and afterwards I looked in the bathroom bin. She left some antibiotic tablets. Methinks I may have dodged a bullet? Also managed to nick about ten of my multi-coloured condoms the little @!#$%

Probably a report by Thai police that he was under influence of drugs/his g/f left him and he decided to end it all by wedging his head in the lift. Any different solutions?

Ah! This is Pattaya!

Did you tell her she should feel honoured. Being invited to piss on the Lord of the Flies?

One recently spurted on me whilst riding cowgirl style. But, I did give her some physical encouragement.

Essential. Then nobody has to sleep on the "wet patch", eh?

Ah yes. Now I recall that incident too. 555! I have an idea that young "Som" is busting some moves on the stage at Baby Boom, at least I think thats her. Been knocking about with a Welsh lad on this trip. To my surprise he has a raging thing for LBs but has s dominating GG live in to contend with. I'd like to get him into the bars and gogos in fair Patts but he must be home by midnight. Sort of like Cinderfella, I guess.

First time back on this site for longest of times, Sam. Met you with Uncle Ken one time a whiles back. Glad to see that true lurv aint dead. Good to know that TT is still alive, met him at the old Guess where I got bit by the angry Ant. Fair turned me orf LBs for a while but now the loins are astirring again. Will you get to Pattsville or confine yourself to the Big Samoke?

Almost a serial husband, me. Often think about the morning of the first nuptials. I was staying with a mate, observed to him that I felt like hopping in the car and hitting the road instead. He advised me to do just that. I was conscious of all the social obligations of that day; people travelling long distances to see me fixed up etc. Stupidly bound to compliance with convention. Why didnt I? How would it have turned out? Bailed out of that one after five or so years of being a semi drunk with her and springing two kids. Fell straight back into another one who promised "never to tie you down".... Oh yeaaahh! A life sentence served with no time off for moderate behaviour. Again compliance with social norms. Eventually retired and we fought continuously ever after. Eventually she said:"Its my way or the highway!" What was she thinking? I took option B and have never looked back. Sure there have been a lot of the emotional twists and turns but I am alive now. Ironically, she is not. If I stayed and knuckled under for 6 or so years I would have ended up with a lot more income. But, hey! I am happier now with less. Guess you could say I'm becoming a minimalist?

Wouldn't worry me at all. I'm off to bed about 9.00 p.m. and up and having my 3rd piss for the night about 4.00 a.m. One of the benefits of advancing years, I suppose. Stuffed bladder and a piss horn. The latter can come in handy if there's been a failure to perform earlier in the evening.

During a short stay in hotel on soi 4 Sukhumvit, BKK, I used to eat at a restaurant down the road from Raja hotel, cant recall the name of it. I noticed the Hilary Bar sign referred to in a post above. Whilst at this restaurant one morning, I observed a fairly "out there" couple of LBs sauntering past. One of the staff mentioned that LBs weren't allowed in the place "because they cause trouble". Guess its a bit of a mindset for some operators. Maybe a bad experience or two? Of course, there would be many GGs that would fit that character description as well. Tatts, raunchy dress sense. ribald behaviour when soused. Come to think of it - there are quite a few blokes that would fit that description as well.

What sort of filling do they use for these bangers? Ohh! Never mind. I'll be on my way. Taa Raa!

you mean this one, down below the grey box?

Would that be the "brown eye" then. I think SS would like to know.