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Good Ol' Arch took a break from the Brooklyn loading docks for a quickie side trip to Argentina. Now dont ask me how a middle aged, overweight sclub from Astoria gets an expenses paid quickie trip to Buenos Aires. THATS another story but I assure you I did make it and all this info is true.

First of all, I dont think there is any bar action per se. I know there are "massage" places in BA but this is GG action only and I didnt have the chance to check it out. Maybe next time.

We dont know how lucky we have it as Thailand bound mongers. The "infrastructure" for mongering in Thailand is second to no other place.

If you are headed to Argentina, there is plenty of action to be had BUT it is IMPERATIVE that you speak some Spanish. If you dont speak Spanish, its going to be tough going. I had done some pre work as I thought I might be headed down to BA. I looked on a few web sites and got some numbers stockpiled. Not ceratin if I can mention the sites so for now I will NOT. Plenty of hot stuff. I saw this one chick and she looked absolutely stunning. She was in the area I was due to be around, which was the center of BA. I did have a few back ups just in case but this chick, named Barbie, was my first choice.

I called the number but it wouldnt work. I must have called it 10 times but it wasnt meant to be. It had the correct number of digits but wouldnt work. I tried the back up and I got an answer from a deeper, throaty voice that we all know and love. We chatted for a bit and I didnt understand some stuff but she told me to come over right now. I agreed and she also told me her rate. I didnt bargain at all it was 300 pesos. Now Argentina is a basket case economically and foreign currency is tightly controlled. The hotels cannot change money and the sclub that I am I went to the official exchange office. The official rate is 4.5 pesos for 1 yankee dollar. hat makes it out to about 66 bucks, which equates to about 2000 baht. Thats for a short time all in. thats not too bad, especially when you have to blow a load and havent seen LB cock for a couple of months. Thats everything. No drinks, no bar fine, no room.

It took me abou 15 minutes to get to her flat. I made my way upstairs. She said she was alone but she clearly wasnt. That unnerved me a tad. We settled into the spare room and explained what we would do. Basically she said she would do everything. That sounded good to me but then she demanded payment upfront. Now, thats something that we are really no used to and I wasnt comfortable forking over the oney up front but there was a porno on the TV and I started rubbing her ample cock thru her panties. Guess what happened next?? You got it, I caved. She left for a couple of minutes and thought she might come back and chuck me out. What the fuck could I do if she did?? Absolutely nothing. I took a risk but I was rewarded.

She came back in a bra and panties set. I disrobed and she jumped on top of me. We exchanged spit and started biting her neck and lush lips. We got totally naked and she had a magnificent cock and boy was it hard. It was uncut and about 8 inches long. I wasted no time slurping and sucking and then she did the same to me. We played for a while and she wanted to fuck me. Now, I am NOT into that. I have tried but it hurts too fucking much. God Bless you guys that love to get topped. Real men take it up the ass. I guess that means I am just a litle boy then :-). I told me quite a few times I didnt want it but she was VERY insistent. She did try to stuff it in (covered of course) but my sphincter wasnt having it!!!!

She relented and went back to oral. She had a wonderful cock and it was hard as steel. She was only 22 BTW She didnt give up the idea of stuffing that log in my ass. She got some lube and tried one finger. That didnt work for me either. It hurt and I didnt like it!!!

After some more sucking and cock play, I laid back down and she straddled my face and she force fed her her giant lobster. I loved and was babbling. I could taste what was to come. After a few more minutes she let loose all over my face and neck. It was hot and so was I. After a minute cool down she went down on me and sucked me til I came in buckets. It was good but she ran for th tissue before my third spritz of come barreled out of my smallish pop gun. Thats a turn off but what are you going to do?

After a couple of minutes lying there, she went and cleaned up and I eventually did the same. A short bye bye and a couple of pecks later, I was out the door and back on the street.

That was my only experience in some play for pay action. I wish I had some more but maybe next time if I get the chance. I still want a piece of that Barbie chick but you know sometimes when you build up a big fantasy inside your head it never lives up to the hype. I would love to find out though.

As a side note, there IS street action in BA but I did not sample it. I dont think is for the feint of heart. There is an area, its a park, called BOSQUE DE PALERMO. Its a huge LB scene at night. It sound as if you need a car as there is mostly car action. Not certain how dodgy/dangerous it is but I would love to just at least have a look.

Now about the money. Foreign currency is tightly controlled. Whenver you have controls you have a black market. the next day I walked a bit around the city and I heard you can change, unofficially, on the street. I didnt take the chance the first time but I spenta bit more with my encounter with the LB. I needed a bit more. To make a long story short there are these guys on the main tourist drag shouting "CAMBIO" which means "change". It was totally blatant and out in the open. I only needed a bit more so I figured why the hell not. I approached this older non threatening gentlemen and we chatted for a bit. We ageed on 6 to 1. So had I changed unofficially my dalliance with the Argies LB would have set me back only $50 or about 1600 baht. Not bad.

Overall, I think there are lots of chances for mongering in Argentina but you really need some Spanish as hardly anyone speaks English. There is stuff to do and see in BA but I dont know if I would go out of my way and spend a lot of coin in the process to go mongering in BA. If it were close by and accessable, then its a good option. But if you could make it to Thailand, Thailand would b the better choice. More to do, better food and stuff it cheaper in Thailand. Also, the scene is WAY easier to navigate in Thailand. its all set up for you and all you have to do is walk in a bar and get attacked.

It was a decent experienceand, given the chance, I would do it all over again!!!!

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I looked on a few web sites and got some numbers stockpiled. Not ceratin if I can mention the sites so for now I will NOT. Plenty of hot stuff.

Great report! :happy0065:

Fooling around with Evita sure beats playing with Julio and the Queen of Corona at the schoolyard, eh Arch?

Feel free to link to any good websites.

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It was MY PLEASURE!!!!!! Would love some repeat action but not with the LB I already had!! You know some of youse dont like white girls but white meat is a nice change. Lovely cock she had though let me tell you!!

Here are the web sites I used:

DISTINTAS

SEXO3

GEMIDOS.AR

PLENTY of stuff on there if you are heading down to Buenos Aires. BTW, on thr trip from the airport to the hotel there was a big accident on the highway so the driver took the local way. Man, we went thru some rough areas! Stuff you dont see in the tourist brochures!!!

WHOOP DEE DOO, WHOOP DEE DOO!!!

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Great report Archie, being English that is one place I couldnt go, they hate us with a passion. One of my mates went on a business trip there a few years ago and they wouldnt even change his money, its that bad.

Glad to see you had a good time though

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Tell them you're from the Emerald Isle or Scotland and for obvious reasons you'll be grand!

Nice report Archie, seems like the weak peso makes it a great place to visit again.

Spent 4 months in Buenos Aires in 2008.. great city, full of life,culture... parts of it straight out of a 1970s movie as the old cafes havent changed a bit. The action is a combo of escorts and street action. Whilst you dont want to be silly there, i never had any trouble, much safer imo than for example the big Brazilian or Colombia cities. In terms of clubs and bars as far as i know there is only one and i think its only on one night a week. Much better with the escorts and street action. There are literally hundreds of lb's.. some incredibly beautiful but there's quite a lot who just take your money and then start acting up - even escorts can act up its not just street girls. My tips

1. sort out all the details before you go into the room. If you have no spanish make 100% sure you clarify 'activa y passiva'... otherwise you have to pay more to touch her crown jewels.. happened me a few times before i got that sorted

2. pay half before and half after otherwise you can a clockwatcher.

Palermo is one of the main areas in B.A, a lot of tourists stay out there as it is a lovely area. Trendy bars/restaurants and huge parks which turn into a massive ts red light zone. There are literally loads of Ts girls outside Crobar nightclub in Palermo .. often topless with huge bolt ons and is quite an amusing sight! That whole area as Archie has mentioned is known as the bosques de Palermo, which is a big park with loads of travestis on the game there. I didnt have a car, just strolled about - usually a bit earlier in the evening around 9 or 10. Quick action can be had in the park (never tried that but keep your wits about you). Instead what you can do and is much safer is have a scout around the streets near the park which are generally safe as it is a nice part of town. Get off the metro at Place Italia and walk 2 streets north to a street called 'godoy cruz' , walk down this in the direction of the main Avenida Libertador and after a block or two you should start meeting a few nice travestis, there are many cheap st hotels around there to go to. Some pics and info here

http://www.argentina...ues-de-palermo/

I cant recall many of the ones i met, i do remember this lady, Paula Saez, lovely lady, sensational body and lives centrally.

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You know if I get the chance to go back for another quickie trip, I would LOVE to check out Bosques De Palermo. Even if I took a cab ride around there to have a look, I would. It seems such a wild scene. Ol Arch is into pussy (I know its disgusting but what can I say) so I might go to the dark side. Hell, I might want to do both if Ol Arch's loins can reload.

I have read about some "massage parlors/massage relax" that is a bit cheaper. I read that you have the option of fucking in these places-for extra plata of course.

It warms my heart to know they hate the Brits more than the Yankee!!! Good thinking teling them you are from Ireland but it might take some explaining why you want to change pounds!! Come to think of it when I wanted to change they first asked me Euros. I guess they thought I was from Europe. But I didnt notice any posted rates for Sterling. I am not saying it wasnt there just that I dont remember seeing it.

BA seemed an interesting place. You are correct WR, some of the buildings were old and had a run down look. I odnt mean old like historically old, although that does exist, but old and run down. I had lunch one day in a cafe that was very 70's.

Would love to have the chance to check it out again. I wasnt there too long so I never ventured out of the main downtown area called Microcentro.

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Alright Archie,

Its got a very interesting vibe thats for sure, it has all the boulevards as it was re-designed a la Paris but it has the grittier and livelier vibe of a Barcelona or Naples. Culture coming out its arse, bars open till 6 a.m and more opera houses per head than any other major city. Great mix of all types, supposedly was the 3rd largest city in the world in the early 1900s, a boom town like New York with migrants coming from all over. Would go back in the morning, it isnt los but its a great spot nonetheless.

Next time explore a bit out of the microcentre, San Telmo, Recoleta and Palermo are all worth checking out the next time. Let me know the next time you go back

All the best

Here is the lady Paula Saez i was on about. Had linked this in my earlier post but i managed to delete it somehow. Had a very nice time with her, smoking body.

http://es.distintas.net/model/paulasaez

Here is a nice clip of her, check out 1:50 onwards

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Yeah WR my trips into BA are a sort of a hit and run as I dont have a lot of time. Dont know the next time I will be back. For a short trip, all you need is right in Microcentro. Sitting in one of those cafes I did wonder what it might have been like in the 70's under one of those repressive regimes. You know thousands disappeared and I was thinking about some "subversive" slob sitting there getting kidnapped by the secret police never to be heard from again. BTW when I was having lunch there was some sort of weekday street protest. I could read some of the signs and it was about jobs and labor and a big protagonist of the parade happened to be the Communist Party. I dont know if they were the main sponser of just a participant.

WR I did see Paula Saez featured on one of those sites. I read about her abit on another site and thought she might be a bit too "famous". I try and stay away from the stars, especially when there is PLENTY of maybe lesser know talent from which to choose. If/when I go back, I will pos again. Hope its not too long though. I think I will feel a bit more comfortable each time I go back and "explore".

WHOOP DEE DOO!!

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BA is the great destination that most americans don't even know about yet, a great city.... & they have a sizeable tg population to boot!

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Sizable in EVERY facet!!!!! I am happy to see some response to this thread. I didnt know if anyone would be interested/bother. BA is one place I have never been to before. I enjoyed it and hope I get to go again sometime soon :-). If so, I will post again......

STIFLE YOURSELF!!!

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Travel tip for Argentina/Buenos Aires: Use arbitrage for free trysts with travestis.

 

Buy Bitcoins, then sell them in Argentina for cash at double the price, so your trip is free. For example here in Canada I can buy 1 BTC for $220, but they are buying them in Argentina for $400 worth of Pesos. You also don't have to worry about counterfeit money since localbitcoins.com vendors have trust ratings and reviews from previous trades.

 

What I do is I land first, then log in (via VPN) to bank account in Canada and buy a few bitcoins using an exchange in Canada. Then I immediately sell them on localbitcoins.com for Argentine pesos to avoid price volatility. I meet a guy at a local Buenos Aires coffee shop, he gives me the cash then in front of him I release the coins. The site does escrow, to protect both of you from scams. People in Argentina really want ways to move their money out of the country so Bitcoin are in high demand, and you can play arbitrage game.

 

Now take your huge wad of Pesos and go cruise that Park where there are hundreds of travesti freelancers, or contact Rubi for a full GFE: http://argentina.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/la-fabiana-rubi-palla/2767604

 

Attached is an example image I took a few weeks ago.

Cavirtex.com the price (at that time) was $330CAD but that guy in BA buying for $575CAD. You can also meet argentinians who will trade for cash on IRC, on bitcointalk.org forums too.

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Tell them you're from the Emerald Isle or Scotland and for obvious reasons you'll be grand!

 

 

I have just spent 7 weeks in Argentina, basically going from bottom to top. Being very English, I was a little concerned about any aggro I might face I needn't have worried. Apart from a few signs saying "nostra Malvinas" or something a little more grammatically correct, there was almost no evidence that there had been any conflict at all. Only twice was the subject raised - once I was thanked because that little escapade destroyed what remained of the military government's credibility and allowed a relatively bloodless counter coup and the restoration of a democratic system, the other saying that they couldn't run their own country  let alone some god forsaken islands in the middle of the Atlantic.

 

The people were delightful - but Argentina is an object lesson of what happens if you allow politicians to rise above the law. Incredibly rich in natural resources, they lurch from one economic crisis to another thanks to inept, corrupt and powerful politicians.

 

If anyone wants a bit of adventure, try Argentina. Just don't behave like Clarkson - the people had no choice. A military government who "disappeared" 100,000 people plus conscription left no option for the soldiers. They died, the govenment didn't and doesn't care and the scars of that are all too easily rubbed off from their families and friends. Tact and sensitivity are all that are needed and you will have a ball, regardless of your nationality. IMHO!

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Travel tip for Argentina/Buenos Aires: Use arbitrage for free trysts with travestis.

 

Buy Bitcoins, then sell them in Argentina for cash at double the price, so your trip is free. For example here in Canada I can buy 1 BTC for $220, but they are buying them in Argentina for $400 worth of Pesos. You also don't have to worry about counterfeit money since localbitcoins.com vendors have trust ratings and reviews from previous trades.

 

What I do is I land first, then log in (via VPN) to bank account in Canada and buy a few bitcoins using an exchange in Canada. Then I immediately sell them on localbitcoins.com for Argentine pesos to avoid price volatility. I meet a guy at a local Buenos Aires coffee shop, he gives me the cash then in front of him I release the coins. The site does escrow, to protect both of you from scams. People in Argentina really want ways to move their money out of the country so Bitcoin are in high demand, and you can play arbitrage game.

 

Now take your huge wad of Pesos and go cruise that Park where there are hundreds of travesti freelancers, or contact Rubi for a full GFE: http://argentina.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/la-fabiana-rubi-palla/2767604

 

Attached is an example image I took a few weeks ago.

Cavirtex.com the price (at that time) was $330CAD but that guy in BA buying for $575CAD. You can also meet argentinians who will trade for cash on IRC, on bitcointalk.org forums too.

 

And on that subject, if you don't take bitcoins, take $100 notes. The official exchange rate was around 8.7 pesos to the dollar. The blue rate (an official, unofficial exchange rate offered by shops, individuals and in some places, exchange booths) ranged from 12 to 15.5 to the dollar.

 

I was able to change dollars everywhere. I wonder if bitcoins are accepted outside the CBD in Buenos Aires - certainly in some of the backwaters on ruta 40 I think it would be a challenge!

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And on that subject, if you don't take bitcoins, take $100 notes. The official exchange rate was around 8.7 pesos to the dollar. The blue rate (an official, unofficial exchange rate offered by shops, individuals and in some places, exchange booths) ranged from 12 to 15.5 to the dollar.

 

I was able to change dollars everywhere. I wonder if bitcoins are accepted outside the CBD in Buenos Aires - certainly in some of the backwaters on ruta 40 I think it would be a challenge!

 

I just saw someone else, Rickshaw, post on this thread.  I went back and reread the thread and my original post-LOL it cracked me up.  I actually lived vicariously thru one of my OWN old posts!!!!  Never had the chance to get back but maybe one day in the not too distant future.

 

Interesting to see how the rates have gone up even MORE!!!!!

 

Rickshaw how about giving us some more info about your time in Argentina??  I, for one, would love to hear about it.  I mean carnal details are at the top of my list but its certainly fine if you dont want to go down that road!!!

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I would love to visit Argentina........Not necessarily for sex but for Argentina....

 

There is a great film titled Assassination Tango staring and by Robert Duval and also staring his young lovely Argentinian wife Luciana....

 

It's kinda sorta a Lost in Translation story set in Argentina instead of Japan...An older man and young women story....

 

And the Tango - the dance - is a big part of the story....Watching it makes you want to jump on a flight to Buenos Aires.....

 

But leave you guns at home...........................

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I believe I saw that Duval movie Kahuna. He is a remarkable tango dancer in real life. Quite wonderful to watch him dance. 

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Argentina is fun and the steaks are juicy. Its better now that the new government has allowed the peso to float. I didnt monger there the lbs I saw there on the street looked hard as nails...

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Argentina is fun and the steaks are juicy. Its better now that the new government has allowed the peso to float. I didnt monger there the lbs I saw there on the street looked hard as nails...

 

 

I would prefer if the LBs were juicy and the steaks were hard as nails. An easy trade off in my books.  :biggrin:

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555! My Central and South American trip wasn't a mongering trip; it was more one of exploration and looking for long stay countries/cities. (other than asia)

 

In general I find Latinas to be super hot, so of course there are some gorgeous LBs, but I didn't hook up with any. I didn't make it to Brazil but its on my list...

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