bumblebee Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 This is quite amusing. 1 Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted October 27, 2015 Author Share Posted October 27, 2015 My 19 year old girlfriends Dad said to me other day "You hurt her and I'll fucking kill you" "You have no need to worry about that" I replied "I have a small cock and shes got an arsehole as wide as a Hippo's yawn" 2 Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted December 4, 2015 Author Share Posted December 4, 2015 A woman standing nude looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and I feel ugly - please pay me a compliment" , the husband replies "your eyesight is perfect" 1 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Could happen... 1 Quote Link to comment
SiamSam Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Could happen... Fantastic. So funny!!! Good laugh. Quote Link to comment
globetrotter Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Whats the difference between an egg and a bj? You can beat an egg but you just can't beat a bj :) Quote Link to comment
ronery Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 is this a new fetish? https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/ 1 Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted January 11, 2016 Author Share Posted January 11, 2016 I got a call off the Police today telling me the wife had been involved in a car accident, "Is she ok?" I asked worriedly, "Well, she does have a couple of big bumps and a very large gash" he replied....."I know that, but is she injured in any way?" 2 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Our North American members may find this humorous. 2 Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted January 31, 2016 Author Share Posted January 31, 2016 I had a central heating engineer round the other day and while he was working away he said "I see you're a Darts man like myself", I asked how he worked that out he said "That photo on the fireplace of you and Jocky Wilson" "Thats my fucking Mrs" I replied 2 Quote Link to comment
deleted Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 This is making the rounds on Fakebook. 1 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Teachers joke. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted February 16, 2016 Author Share Posted February 16, 2016 Paddy goes into Wetherspoons and asks "How much is your lager?", the Barman says " £2 for a pint and £7 for a pitcher" Paddy replies "I'll just have a pint and fuck the photo" Quote Link to comment
duke007 Posted February 16, 2016 Author Share Posted February 16, 2016 Paddy says to Mick " I am getting circumcised tomorrow", Mick says "I had that done when I was a few days old", Paddy asks "does it hurt?".........Mick says "Well I could not walk for 10 months" 2 Quote Link to comment
sustra2 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Now...this could be funny for hetero....for a lb lover....could be a tragedy....a small penis lb IS a real problem to me 4 Quote Link to comment
sustra2 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Taylor swift has 500 songs about guys leaving her and 0 songs about blowjobs....see where i'm going with this? Quote Link to comment
sustra2 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Dating a lb is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church Everyone looks at you in disgust....but deep down inside they want some too 4 Quote Link to comment
ciobha Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 Dating a lb is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church Everyone looks at you in disgust....but deep down inside they want some too 1 Quote Link to comment
Stroker Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 When your mate says be there or be square! Quote Link to comment
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