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Turning to the darkside I never did make it to Moscow and st. Petersburg, however 5 years later I was to return to Thailand for the first time as a single man and would have my first sexual encounter with a ladyboy. I've been going on holiday to the usual places like Ibiza and Faliraki with my mates, and although I was able to get laid most holidays it was a lot of effort for poor results and most of all I was getting bored with the same holidays. Doing nothing but drinking in bars that play crap music and spend the days lounging by the pool for one or two weeks. I was aware that some acquaintances of mine — lads that were more friends of friends — went on annual trips to Thailand, so I managed to invite myself along. Harboring secret fantasies of soapy massages with multiple fine featured "China" girls. The reality is somewhat different, as anyone who has seen the quintessential shapeless, short legged wide nosed Thai ladies stomping around in a flip-flops can attest to. The holiday commenced with a few days in Bangkok with one of the lads mates from back home; we did the usual sightseeing of the Grand Palace; I bought a suit from James Fashion; we had a night on Khan San Road and visited the red light districts of Patpong and Soi Cowboy. I remember seeing ladydrinks on the drinks menus and wondering what they were — "bloody expensive" my friend advised. It was on Soi Cowboy where I asked a likely looking geezer what's the crack was, and his words although somewhat cavalier have stuck with me all this time: "they're all in the game, not just the ones you meet in bars; all of them regardless of social status; it's just a matter of price". I was finally properly introduced to the p4p scene when we arrived in patong. Every day would be the same routine: mid-morning head down to the beach where the lads with meet up in the usual spot, get a sun lounger, and we would be waited upon buy eager vendors who used to welcome us with a cheery “Hello England” and ensured we never wanted for a beer or food or if we fell asleep that we were covered with a parasol, so we didn't burn. At the end of the day we would return to our respective hotels get cleaned up and have dinner before hitting the bars that were on our roster. The final bar if the evening was always freedom bar on Soi Eric, and it was here I made my first barfine. The lads have been a bit coy about how it all work up until this point as I was still uninitiated, but once it was clear I was going to bar fine one of the staff here they explained about the bar fine and remuneration for the girl. And so the same routine carried on every day for the next week and I assume for the lads who had longer stays of a full three/four weeks. I didn't bar fine a girl every night, perhaps once every two or three nights and I think most of the lads only 2 of 3 times for the whole 3-4 weeks they were there. the vastly overpriced Muay Thai boxing in Patong One of the nights I'd left it late finding a dance partner and the pickings all had two left feet. That is when I bumped into a little spinner called May freelancing on Bangla Road. Unlike many guys I wasn't looking to fulfil a fantasy, it was just an opportunity created by the situation that I took advantage of. I remember she had a micro penis which ironically I thought was very feminine — if a girl was going to have a dick it'll be a tiny little thing right? And never one to beat about the bush, I sucked my very first ladycock that very night. It wasn't that the sex was better or even that different really, but the excitement and anticipation I felt as we walked hand in hand back to my hotel was something I had not experienced since my teens. To misquote Madonna it was like being a virgin again. I had woken a hunger I’d never felt before. This and the fact that she asked for just 500 Bahts was enough to bring me back for more. I'm not proud of a fact but as a Yorkshire man, who was on a budget, I couldn't help thinking why pay 1500 plus bar fine and ladydrinks to get laid when I can do it for 500. On subsequent trips I would never try to pay so little but back then I was really trying to do the holiday on a shoe string. There were no big revelations, and I didn’t start questioning my sexuality — “Gay” is just a label and it doesn’t change what I like, what I find attractive — though I have been to Leeds Pride for the past 3 years with work. They provide sponsorship and it’s great day out in the sun; walking in the parade is like being in a Roman Triumph! Plus where else can you get your photo taken with a gay storm trooper.

Gents, let's try to keep this thread civil. Of course the fight against COVID-19 involves government action but as this thread is in the Boiler Room (not Boiler Room Religion and Politics) let's try to keep the tone positive. Thanks!

I mean this one. I took her twice and both times she wanted to fuck a book in my room at JW Marriott. You can see the book in the picture, I am not joking. The same behaviour was reported also by L S in the PY forum . But, apart from this interlude, she performed very well and met all my dirty needs

This thread is now locked and will be hoovered. But even beyond the lese majeste issue, we pride ourselves on being a friendly forum. In these dark days of COVID-19 we're mostly cooped up at home, perhaps out of work, and likely to have loved ones infected. Please let's not have extremely hostile political discussions impact the camaraderie of our band of brothers. A new thread has been opened.

A little montage about Kev from his mate Rob

Sad news is that popular Pattaya Vlogger 'Kev in Thailand' passed away earlier today. R. I. P. Kev

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I enjoyed his vlogs, generally very informative. Thanks for letting us know Dukey. R.I.P

Monkeys, as well as soi dogs, should be avoided

Kev in Thailand sadly lost his battle against Cancer earlier today R. I. P Kevin

Thread re-opened. To be clear mentions of any RF are not permitted on LBR.

a polite suggestion , why dont you re open the other thread now you cleaned it up .. a of of time was spent posting that stuff

Jimmy Cargopants meets up with blindboygrunt on return to Jomtien

In protest at lock downs, air travel bans, not being able to get back to Jomty/Pattaya for at least a year, I've sworn not to cut my hair again until normal service is resumed. This unfortunately means I will be unrecognisable to the few who know me when I next return - *woof woof*

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Was that an exhibition by Quinn of his artwork?

Are we talking the latest John Grisham or more Harry Potter

OMG she is so nice . this is around a year ago

are you sure thats Nila ...? i never detected any strange habits. She has a sort of twin friend who is a bit taller.

Same same with me Snoop. On my first trip to the LOS I had a week alone and then my girlfriend joined me for the remaining two weeks. I wanted to be a kid in the candy store and she wanted a family. No contest!

While Snoop and I are closely coordinating our posts on this thread, he does not get to see all of mine in advance and has no guarantees I will not put him on the spot. Like now! that I am posting a naked pic of the above featured ex-girlfriend he took to Thailand on his maiden trip there. Snoop had posted it himself at PY and I saved because it reminded me of how fun it is to fuck badly sunburnt white chicks after the beach. It adds an element of pain. Cheers Snoop. Rom My next question: Ahem… ladyboys ?

Back in the USSR You could say the first time I went to Thailand was by accident. It’s Summer of 2005, and I am planning a holiday for me and my long-term girlfriend. She's 6 years my junior, has just finished a history degree and is studying to become a teacher. With her passion for history we decided to go to Moscow and St. Petersburg, so I was on ceefax looking for holidays. Those of you who don't know about ceefax aka teletext it was a precursor to the internet. Pages of news and other information could be accessed through your TV, further pages would rotate through slowly and it could take half an hour to view a dozen pages. So I was scrolling through the holidays in search of a holiday to Russia, when I spotted a bargain for 10 days in Bangkok. I think flights and hotel were around £500 each. It didn't occur to me until part way through our holiday, when a taxi driver mentioned the tsunami, that it had been Thailand that had added been so badly hit less than a year. I guess back then my world view was quite narrow; if it didn’t affect me directly it didn’t really appear on my radar. Amazingly though there were no signs of the disaster anywhere we went. We stayed at the Mandarin Hotel on Rama IV Rd — which all the taxi drivers would mispronounce Mandolin. I could never decide whether it would have been racist of me to purposely mispronounce it in order to be understood as they never seem to know where I meant when I asked for Mandarin. I did very little in the way of planning; at least nowhere near as much as I do nowadays. I think I had borrowed a Lonely Planet travel book from someone, and we visited the Grand Palace and attempted some DIY walking tours through Chinatown. But mainly we got a nearby travel agency to arrange everything for us including an excellent day out to Ayutthaya; excursions to a floating market; the River Kwan; and elephant trekking. At the time it didn't occur to me that when we traveled in August it was low season, but back then we were getting 65 bahts to the pound and everything seemed so cheap. We even arranged for a trip to Phuket through the tour company — staying at the Baan Karonburi hotel. We had intended to go to a ladyboy cabaret show whilst in Phuket but severe sunburn curtailed our activities for a couple of days/nights so the only ladyboy I met was in a tour shop and she was far from passable. In the evenings we would rely on taxi drivers to take us somewhere suitable. Of course, they didn't have a clue; I remember one evening asking to go to a nightclub and the driver dropping us off at which in retrospect was a brothel — the cocktails were cheap though which was the only thing my girlfriend seemed to be interested in. We spent several evenings at Patpong; some girls have got a thing for buying shoes, for my girlfriend it was handbags and she enjoyed shopping for them almost as much as she did drink cheap cocktails so the night market there was a big hit with her. Maybe I was a bit naive but this was where I first witnessed p4p even though I didn't realize it at the time. All these beautiful young women out on "dates" with Caucasian men of all ages. My girlfriend always dismissed them as prostitutes but this didn't fit it to my idea of what prostitution was. Anyway not long after the holiday my girlfriend and I split up. We'd been on the rocks for some time and if I'd not already paid for the holiday I would have probably broken it off with her long before. I was madly in love with her but unfortunately she got a bit of a drink problem and without being nasty I think she got mental health issues. When things we're good we were amazing together; loved going to see the same films, concerts and travel and the sex was phenomenal, but it was exhausting dating her because I never knew when she would snap over the most insignificant things. Once I remember her going mad because I wouldn't agree with her that the white guy who played Ivan in the film The Machinist was the same actor (Lawrence Fish burn) who played the black guy (Morpheus) in The Matrix — what can you say in a situation like that when someone truly believes white is black.

I ordered a Chinese take-away last night, the little Chinese driver arrives and when I open the door he starts shouting 'Isloate Isolate' I said 'relax mate' your only by 20 minutes

My STUNNER contribution serves also an an inquiry into the latest on her whereabouts and tactics: The name is Itim. I first met her last year at Pook's when she was 18 and freshly arrived in town. I tried to LT her the moment I saw her, but, even though she did not say it, I could tell she was not into old dudes and I did not have time to put on my best game and change her mind. The ST (at standard soi 6 rate) was nothing so kinky, except that she was femboy perfection. (I think she still is: no bolt-ons or hip injections as far as can tell from fb!) We stayed connected and I since saw she was in BKK sidekicking for another trending ladyboy stunner--Coco ! (the blonde with Itim on one of the pics below). Except for the first pic , which is mine taken the first (and only!) time we met, all the other pics are from Itim's Facebook. They are high quality ones almost for sure taken by farang(s), so if any BM here happens to be one of them: Well done! and please understand my posting of your pics. Does any of you gentlemen know the latest on Itim?

Pls watch through the end. It’s less than 2 minutes... Gentlemen, This is gonna be like a TR but way more: it is a mid-life journey rundown by a fellow Hall of Legends BM who, having reached full adult maturity, shares his remarkable ladyboy experience to date and reflects on its existential implications. I will help with his narrative in my role as “enthralled interviewer” making questions that will put Snoop on the spot. Other BMs are also invited to post their own questions and reflections. Let’s do this Snoop. Here are my first 2 questions: 1. Snoop, as all of us ladyboy aficionados are known to have done at some point, when did you first ask yourself THE paramount self-identity question: "Am I Gay?" ??? 2. Tell us about your first kiss Snoop. On hindsight how did it put you on the path to sucking ladyboy dick ?

Nila from Bangkok is high on my list .... mmmmm...

Pdogg will like Sunny's minimalist dress too!

For me it would be Benz, who has been a favourite and a regular of mine on my last few trips to Pattaya, the only silicone she has had done aka boobs (where it mattered to her) look great too, she is great company, has a lovely personality, is zero drama and a lot of fun in the sack Lily from TJ's is good looking (face wise) but she has done the 'silicone' trip way too far imho and I don't find her attractive at all, each to their own I guess. A couple of pics that Benz sent me last week

Quite ! (Yes I know I should get out more - but there's a curfew) !