The Limerick Thread

[dixon cox]

in Ezy a fuckable crew

in Famous not many to do

but when out of LoS

I could not give a toss

I'd do any.. apart from a few

;)

[dixon cox]

one night in a bar the bell rung

on the counter for bin was the bung

the baht for the drinks

it can't be, me thinks

there's no way that this could be Lung

[dixon cox]

from the moment you find yourself standing

in arrivals at Bangkok once landing

adrenaline rises

weeks full of surprises

the Kingdom is truly outstanding

[dixon cox]

DC you are a natural, cheers.

Thanks BB, I like this thread... you may have guessed already :rolleyes:

reporting a trip is a part

of a forum's enjoyment so start

posting pictures and text

of what you did next

learn from Bumblebee, he's got the art

[bumblebee]

Thanks BB, I like this thread... you may have guessed already :rolleyes:

reporting a trip is a part

of a forum's enjoyment so start

posting pictures and text

of what you did next

learn from Bumblebee, he's got the art

Cheers DC. It is certainly bringing out your creative juices it seems, fantastic ditties keep them coming.

[dixon cox]

if you like to suck cock and to shag

then femboys are surely your bag

Sunee Plaza for me

is a nice place to be

but you'll probably get called a fag

[dixon cox]

the pleasure that anal releases

when you hammer your cock at her faeces

but the look on your face

once withdrawn from that place

and discover the condom's in pieces

[dixon cox]

I just spent the most pleasant hour

with a femboy who's sweet as a flower

her small hormone tits

I loved them to bits

but her cock didn't have any power

:wub:

[dixon cox]

the mamasan's job as a whole

is one of respect and control

but Obsessions' Riga

is way over eager

for some it has taken it's toll

[Lefty]

it's amazing the stories you hear

when sat in a bar drinking beer

it's even emerging

that Lefty's a virgin

it's already confirmed he's a queer

The word's out Lefty's still cherry

To remedy he must not tarry

So he finds Dixon Cox

And reams his ass box

Which delights the hairy chimp fairy

[dixon cox]

The word's out Lefty's still cherry

To remedy he must not tarry

So he finds Dixon Cox

And reams his ass box

Which delights the hairy chimp fairy

the chimpanzee's feeling the grips

of Lefty's big hands on his hips

DC's tight little rear

is too much for the queer

causing Lefty his premature pips

[dixon cox]

the straight guys who tell you when whoring

think they're smart but in fact they are boring

your girl's got a dick!

oh shut up you prick

you just wish it was you that was scoring

[dixon cox]

in homelands the pickings are few

for shemales and ladyboys too

so go on the net

the relief you can get

masturbation for now'll have to do

[dixon cox]

a Welsh Sunee instigator

reports of a new escalator

with planned installation

at a Famous location

but it's since been delayed until later

:rolleyes:

[dixon cox]

those Hi-Boss girls can be frightening

if you're brave it can be quite exciting

so newbies beware

they could give you a scare

but the girls right next door look inviting

:wub:

[Kahuna]

There once was an LB from Chiang Mai,

Who enjoyed giving boys a cream pie,

And when she was through,

She would gather some goo,

And fling a glob into their eye....

Anon

[dixon cox]

after sex you don't know what to do

and your ladyboy isn't sure too

stay in bed all day

she'll enjoy it that way

maybe room-service, that's up to you

[dixon cox]

please never get the impression

that your ladyboy-loving transgression

was all down to love

but heavens above

it was better before the recession

:lol:

[bumblebee]

Dixon Cox seems to have found his call

Witty Limericks he writes on the wall

We all think it's great

What he manages to encapsulate

Take a bow good man and walk tall.

[dixon cox]

use condoms so you are protected

you wouldn't want your cock infected

you should wear a rubber

before you go lub her

then far longer life is projected

:nurse:

[dixon cox]

one thing a femboy is not

gay fantasy, these chics are hot

'cos when she kneels down

and turns her face 'round

then smiles as I rim her tight bot

[dixon cox]

up-country a poor paid rice farmer

dresses son in girl's clothes and mascara

sends him down to Bangkok

where the girlie boys flock

to sell ass in the gogos of Nana

:angel:

[dixon cox]

the russians continue to stare

at my girlfriend with her copy hair

on their package vacation

to whoreland they've taken

can fuck off I don't really care

[dixon cox]

it's nice to think back, reminisce

to your first ladyboy touch and first kiss

you felt liberated

for weeks masturbated

bet you didn't tell your mates about this

[KenW]

One brave soldier took aim at a cat

On a new thread that caused quite a spat

The shooter stood proud

The opponents spoke loud

LB judges judged it twat versus prat