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Shall we begin like "David Copperfield"? "I am born... ...I grew up." Or shall we begin when I was born to darkness, as I call it. That's where we should start, don't you think?

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Pls watch through the end. It’s less than 2 minutes...

Gentlemen,  This is gonna be like a TR but way more: it is a mid-life journey rundown by a fellow Hall of Legends BM who, having reached full adult maturity, shares his remarkable ladyboy experience to date and reflects on its existential implications.   I will help with his narrative in my role as “enthralled interviewer” making questions that will put Snoop on the spot.  Other BMs are also invited to post their own questions and reflections.

Let’s do this Snoop.  Here are my first 2 questions:

1. Snoop, as all of us ladyboy aficionados are known to have done at some point, when did you first ask yourself THE paramount self-identity question: "Am I Gay?" ???

2. Tell us about your first kiss Snoop.  On hindsight how did it put you on the path to sucking ladyboy dick ?

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Monkey Magic

It was Christmas of 2010 the year it happened, and I was now a man of 34 years, though considered by many in our erstwhile community a boy — a young gun.
I wanted to lose my self between the thighs of a lady of easy virtue. I wandered through the closing bars of Soi Bangla looking for a victim. But Lady Luck didn't oblige. Most of all I longed for a reawakening. I know that now. I invited it, a release from the monotony of everyday life. My invitation was open to anyone. Bar girls, street-walkers, whores and hookers... But it was a lady boy that accepted.

As a child I was obsessed with a tv show called Monkey also known as Monkey Magic; a Japanese television show with Chinese characters travelling across India. The boy monk Tripitaka was played by a beautiful woman and several of the female deities played by men; with all this gender bending a young boy was bound to grow up confused. But truth be told it wasn't till 1993/4 that I discovered transsexuals whilst watching a late night documentary called "Boys from Brazil". I distinctly remember drunkenly knocking one out to these "beautiful" transvestis; though with the raging hormones 17-year old it held little significance and I soon forgot about it. I mean back then I could get turned on in the middle of a maths lesson or waiting at a bus stop — if only I could have that kind of libido again.

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What did stay with me though was my interest in all things from Southeast Asia; from Hong Kong action flicks of Bruce Lee and John Woo, to the art house films like House of Flying Daggers and Takeshi Miike's jidaigeki films.

So I guess it was hardly surprising that one of my first girlfriends was from Southeast Asia; I'm a bit ashamed to admit I can't remember where she was from exactly, she moved to our small mining town in South Yorkshire during sixth form (year 12) as her dad had become the coach for a British table tennis team. Lucy Lui was her name and I still fondly remember her American accent, the feel of her slim body pressed against mine, the way her kisses tasted faintly of garlic, and the way her bullet nipples would harden at my touch. The relationship didn't last long though; after watching Oliver Stone's film The Doors Jim Morrison had become a bit of a role model for me, and I was intent on living a rock and roll lifestyle but without any of the talent. I'd got 3 girlfriends on the go at that time was drinking far too much, and taking their affections for granted. I’m still a fan of The Doors and after stumbling across a playlist on Air Emirates flights to BKK it has become a bit of a ritual of mine to listen to them to put me in the mood for my arrival in Sin City.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, snoopdawg said:

I distinctly remember drunkenly knocking one out to these "beautiful" transvestis

:drinks: This looks like it is going to be a good one Snoop!

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1 hour ago, snoopdawg said:

I wanted to lose my self between the thighs of a lady of easy virtue. I wandered through the closing bars of Soi Bangla looking for a victim.

I am sure all of us here can relate to this search.  Wandering the sois with intent, knowing you will know the one you are looking for as soon as you see her.  She is out there but will you find her before the clocks runs out or will it be a case of compromising if it gets too late.
Good to see the interview format back again,  we did a small number back in 2014, for anyone who wants to check them out, to give the forum something new and different at the time.  Good work chaps.

http://www.ladyboyreview.com/index.php?/forum/78-interviews/  

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3 hours ago, snoopdawg said:

I mean back then I could get turned on in the middle of a maths lesson or waiting at a bus stop — if only I could have that kind of libido again.

Don't we all!!

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Good start Snoop !   I liked the part about you rubbing against the slim bodied Lucy Liu with "nips like bullets."  She sounds like a borderline femboy planting in you the seed of future ladyboy addiction.   But let's cut to the chase, shall we?  with these famous lyrics:

And she said
"We are all just prisoners here of our own device"

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

Some say the all-time classic song Hotel California is about BKK/Thailand.  Once you set foot there, you are hooked and longing to come back.

For the next interview question:  Tell us Snoop, when/why did you first set foot in the Land of Smiles ?

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12 hours ago, Rom said:

Some say the all-time classic song Hotel California is about BKK/Thailand.  Once you set foot there, you are hooked and longing to come back.

Is that why it is played in every bar in los? :biggrin:

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5 hours ago, Quietguy said:

Is that why it is played in every bar in los? :biggrin:

Yep, and eventually you become a Zombie :)

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Back in the USSR

You could say the first time I went to Thailand was by accident. It’s Summer of 2005, and I am planning a holiday for me and my long-term girlfriend. She's 6 years my junior, has just finished a history degree and is studying to become a teacher. With her passion for history we decided to go to Moscow and St. Petersburg, so I was on ceefax looking for holidays.

Those of you who don't know about ceefax aka teletext it was a precursor to the internet. Pages of news and other information could be accessed through your TV, further pages would rotate through slowly and it could take half an hour to view a dozen pages.

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So I was scrolling through the holidays in search of a holiday to Russia, when I spotted a bargain for 10 days in Bangkok. I think flights and hotel were around £500 each. It didn't occur to me until part way through our holiday, when a taxi driver mentioned the tsunami, that it had been Thailand that had added been so badly hit less than a year. I guess back then my world view was quite narrow; if it didn’t affect me directly it didn’t really appear on my radar. Amazingly though there were no signs of the disaster anywhere we went.

We stayed at the Mandarin Hotel on Rama IV Rd — which all the taxi drivers would mispronounce Mandolin. I could never decide whether it would have been racist of me to purposely mispronounce it in order to be understood as they never seem to know where I meant when I asked for Mandarin.

I did very little in the way of planning; at least nowhere near as much as I do nowadays. I think I had borrowed a Lonely Planet travel book from someone, and we visited the Grand Palace and attempted some DIY walking tours through Chinatown. But mainly we got a nearby travel agency to arrange everything for us including an excellent day out to Ayutthaya; excursions to a floating market; the River Kwan; and elephant trekking. At the time it didn't occur to me that when we traveled in August it was low season, but back then we were getting 65 bahts to the pound and everything seemed so cheap.

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We even arranged for a trip to Phuket through the tour company — staying at the Baan Karonburi hotel. We had intended to go to a ladyboy cabaret show whilst in Phuket but severe sunburn curtailed our activities for a couple of days/nights so the only ladyboy I met was in a tour shop and she was far from passable.

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In the evenings we would rely on taxi drivers to take us somewhere suitable. Of course, they didn't have a clue; I remember one evening asking to go to a nightclub and the driver dropping us off at which in retrospect was a brothel — the cocktails were cheap though which was the only thing my girlfriend seemed to be interested in. We spent several evenings at Patpong; some girls have got a thing for buying shoes, for my girlfriend it was handbags and she enjoyed shopping for them almost as much as she did drink cheap cocktails so the night market there was a big hit with her.

Maybe I was a bit naive but this was where I first witnessed p4p even though I didn't realize it at the time. All these beautiful young women out on "dates" with Caucasian men of all ages. My girlfriend always dismissed them as prostitutes but this didn't fit it to my idea of what prostitution was.

Anyway not long after the holiday my girlfriend and I split up. We'd been on the rocks for some time and if I'd not already paid for the holiday I would have probably broken it off with her long before. I was madly in love with her but unfortunately she got a bit of a drink problem and without being nasty I think she got mental health issues. When things we're good we were amazing together; loved going to see the same films, concerts and travel and the sex was phenomenal, but it was exhausting dating her because I never knew when she would snap over the most insignificant things. Once I remember her going mad because I wouldn't agree with her that the white guy who played Ivan in the film The Machinist was the same actor (Lawrence Fish burn) who played the black guy (Morpheus) in The Matrix — what can you say in a situation like that when someone truly believes white is black.

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1 minute ago, Quietguy said:

A misstype surely?!

It's never easy to proof read your own stuff. You end up reading what you meant to write not what is writen.

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While Snoop and I are closely coordinating our posts on this thread, he does not get to see all of mine in advance and has no guarantees I will not put him on the spot.

Like now! that I am posting a naked pic of the above featured ex-girlfriend he took to Thailand on his maiden trip there.   Snoop had posted it himself at PY and I saved because it reminded me of how fun it is to fuck badly sunburnt white chicks after the beach.  It adds an element of pain.  Cheers Snoop.

Rom

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My next question:  Ahem… ladyboys ?

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3 hours ago, snoopdawg said:

Anyway not long after the holiday my girlfriend and I split up.

Same same with me Snoop.  On my first trip to the LOS I had a week alone and then my girlfriend joined me for the remaining two weeks.   I wanted to be a kid in the candy store and she wanted a family. No contest!

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Turning to the darkside

I never did make it to Moscow and st. Petersburg, however 5 years later I was to return to Thailand for the first time as a single man and would have my first sexual encounter with a ladyboy.

I've been going on holiday to the usual places like Ibiza and Faliraki with my mates, and although I was able to get laid most holidays it was a lot of effort for poor results and most of all I was getting bored with the same holidays. Doing nothing but drinking in bars that play crap music and spend the days lounging by the pool for one or two weeks.

I was aware that some acquaintances of mine — lads that were more friends of friends — went on annual trips to Thailand, so I managed to invite myself along. Harboring secret fantasies of soapy massages with multiple fine featured "China" girls. The reality is somewhat different, as anyone who has seen the quintessential shapeless, short legged wide nosed Thai ladies stomping around in a flip-flops can attest to.

The holiday commenced with a few days in Bangkok with one of the lads mates from back home; we did the usual sightseeing of the Grand Palace; I bought a suit from James Fashion; we had a night on Khan San Road and visited the red light districts of Patpong and Soi Cowboy.

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I remember seeing ladydrinks on the drinks menus and wondering what they were — "bloody expensive" my friend advised. It was on Soi Cowboy where I asked a likely looking geezer what's the crack was, and his words although somewhat cavalier have stuck with me all this time: "they're all in the game, not just the ones you meet in bars; all of them regardless of social status; it's just a matter of price".

I was finally properly introduced to the p4p scene when we arrived in patong.  Every day would be the same routine: mid-morning head down to the beach where the lads with meet up in the usual spot, get a sun lounger, and we would be waited upon buy eager vendors who used to welcome us with a cheery “Hello England” and ensured we never wanted for a beer or food or if we fell asleep that we were covered with a parasol, so we didn't burn. At the end of the day we would return to our respective hotels get cleaned up and have dinner before hitting the bars that were on our roster. The final bar if the evening was always freedom bar on Soi Eric, and it was here I made my first barfine. The lads have been a bit coy about how it all work up until this point as I was still uninitiated, but once it was clear I was going to bar fine one of the staff here they explained about the bar fine and remuneration for the girl.

And so the same routine carried on every day for the next week and I assume for the lads who had longer stays of a full three/four weeks. I didn't bar fine a girl every night, perhaps once every two or three nights and I think most of the lads only 2 of 3 times for the whole 3-4 weeks they were there.

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the vastly overpriced Muay Thai boxing in Patong

One of the nights I'd left it late finding a dance partner and the pickings all had two left feet. That is when I bumped into a little spinner called May freelancing on Bangla Road. Unlike many guys I wasn't looking to fulfil a fantasy, it was just an opportunity created by the situation that I took advantage of. I remember she had a micro penis which ironically I thought was very feminine — if a girl was going to have a dick it'll be a tiny little thing right? And never one to beat about the bush, I sucked my very first ladycock that very night.

On 4/5/2020 at 9:01 PM, Rom said:

1. Snoop, as all of us ladyboy aficionados are known to have done at some point, when did you first ask yourself THE paramount self-identity question: "Am I Gay?" ???

2. Tell us about your first kiss Snoop.  On hindsight how did it put you on the path to sucking ladyboy dick ?

It wasn't that the sex was better or even that different really, but the excitement and anticipation I felt as we walked hand in hand back to my hotel was something I had not experienced since my teens. To misquote Madonna it was like being a virgin again. I had woken a hunger I’d never felt before. This and the fact that she asked for just 500 Bahts was enough to bring me back for more. I'm not proud of a fact but as a Yorkshire man, who was on a budget, I couldn't help thinking why pay 1500 plus bar fine and ladydrinks to get laid when I can do it for 500. On subsequent trips I would never try to pay so little but back then I was really trying to do the holiday on a shoe string. There were no big revelations, and I didn’t start questioning my sexuality — “Gay” is just a label and it doesn’t change what I like, what I find attractive — though I have been to Leeds Pride for the past 3 years with work. They provide sponsorship and it’s great day out in the sun; walking in the parade is like being in a Roman Triumph! Plus where else can you get your photo taken with a gay storm trooper.

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16 hours ago, snoopdawg said:

It wasn't that the sex was better or even that different really, but the excitement and anticipation I felt as we walked hand in hand back to my hotel was something I had not experienced since my teens.

Wish I could recapture the rush of the early days!   :yahoo:

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Well done Snoop.  One never forgets one's first ladyboy.  I remember mine and how after I took my satisfaction in her mouth and ass, she begged me to help her cum and the best I could do was wank her with a towel wrapped around her cock so I would not touch it AT ALL.  But this is about your journey.  Not mine.  My next questions will hopefully get you to expand on the tormented-man-auto-biographic-literary-style so far into the kind of blow-by-blow report with all the juicy bits you got us fans used to.

So my next question is:  Details Snoop ?  Copious details please ... 

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On 4/7/2020 at 9:25 PM, snoopdawg said:

the vastly overpriced Muay Thai boxing in Patong

I like the outdoor fights in Lamai on Koh Samui.  Free admission, cheap beer.  The fighters come around with a hat for donations.

I also really enjoy the fights if a mate of mine is fighting.  They both lost but went the distance; an accomplishment as often in the real fights the guys on hobbling out of the ring and in one case an ambulance came to take the guy away.

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On 4/10/2020 at 7:49 AM, Pdoggg said:

I like the outdoor fights in Lamai on Koh Samui.  Free admission, cheap beer.  The fighters come around with a hat for donations.

I also really enjoy the fights if a mate of mine is fighting.  They both lost but went the distance; an accomplishment as often in the real fights the guys on hobbling out of the ring and in one case an ambulance came to take the guy away.

That sounds similar to the ring that's in the bar complex of Chiang Mai.

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9 minutes ago, snoopdawg said:

That sounds similar to the ring that's in the bar complex of Chiang Mai.

Yup, same same concept Snoop, a ring surrounded by bars but bigger and more crowded.   A really nice experience in high season outdoors if the weather is coolish.  A variety of bouts, besides guys there are often some ladies boxing.  I think the beers cost 20 baht more on fight night.

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Do You Remember The First Time?

That first encounter is a blur and I can't even blame the passage of time for it was the same alcohol coursing through my veins (along with Viagra) that gave me the Dutch courage to make that leap. Truth be told I probably would not have recognised her the following day were I to see her again, and I can't be certain if I remember what happened or just remember my memoirs as it all has such a dreamlike quality. Memory is such and unreliable thing which is partly why I write my Trip Reports; it wasn't so long ago that a BM PM'ed me about a ladyboy asking for details and I replied that I'd never heard of her. He went on to point out that I'd written (and posted photos) of her in my latest TR but I'd got no recollection.

From Bangla Road we walked back to my room beyond the top of Soi Sansabai — a windowless little room in a newly built hotel as my disposable income was much less back then and things were done on a budget. My heart was pounding with a heady mixture of nerves and excitement that's akin to a rollercoaster ride. We showered separately, I remember it was one of those ambiguous control valves which was not obvious which direction was hot and which cold.

When she emerges from the shower she's wearing only her black lingerie. We sit on the end of the bed and make out. She starts stroking my member with her tiny hand, and I run my hands over her soft, smooth skin. I soon remove her bra to reveal a pair of small perfectly formed breasts — at the time assumed they were implants, but I was later to learn that by taking enough females hormones ladyboys can grow modest breasts and even produce milk. So at this stage I'm beginning to have some small doubts whether I'm with a ladyboy at all; her tits though small are very real, her voice is feminine and I cannot see how she could be hiding anything in those insubstantial little panties.

Things are really starting to heat up by now, gone is any initial shyness she may have displayed, and she's getting very passionate. She climbs on top of me and starts rubbing her crotch against my erection, dry humping me and before long I'm feeling ready to explode and we've barely got past first base. I lift her off me — she's a light as a feather — and lay her down beside me. I can't wait any longer, I'm both stupidly horny and also a little curious... still kissing I run my hand down her body and remove her panties to reveal a tiny penis no bigger than my thumb and a tuft of pubic hair.

We continue kissing whilst gently wanking one another, and soon Mae's sucking my penis and stoking her hand along its length. Before long I have to stop her, I'm reaching climax but I want to slow things down and prolong the ecstasy. We begin kissing again and her she tastes slightly salty from my pre-cum, I move down her body and start kissing her breasts and sucking her nipples, and the next thing I know we're in a 69... it's the first time I've touched a cock that isn't my own let alone sucked one. It's not long before she shoots a small load in my mouth that's surprisingly tasteless, she increases her pace down at the business end and it mere moments before I nearly drown the poor girl in a tidal wave of love juice.

I leave the agreed amount under her purse whilst she dresses and she disappears back into the night and out of my life forever. Back then I didn't think to take photo's or exchange contact details so the only proof I have that she ever existed is the memory of a memory....

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On 4/11/2020 at 4:40 AM, snoopdawg said:

Do You Remember The First Time?

(... 4 paragraphs without mentioning the ladyboy's name ... )

We continue kissing whilst gently wanking one another, and soon Mae's sucking my penis 

(...)   the only proof I have that she ever existed is the memory of a memory....

Hi Snoop,  It seems to me your first ladyboy is more of a vivid memory than you care to admit.  You remember a lot of the details and even her name, which I think you mentioned by lapse after not having done it earlier in the draft.  I say you have relived that encounter in your head a 1000 times.

My own first ladyboy experience is quite foggy, but re-pieced together into the narrative I like to tell:   It was a non-pro ladyboy who I hooked up with at a BKK nightclub after many nights of her seeing me there with GGs and giving me the eye (being YOUNG, I was truly "sexyman" back then).  But this may not be the truth.  I have a vague memory (also from the 1990s) of returning in high-spirits to my room at the Nana Hotel from a night of partying, and hitching a ladyboy in the lobby to come up to my room and giving me a quick handjob.  Not sure if this happened before or after the club ladyboy.  Like Snoop, I did not take pics of my first encounters and, unlike Snoop, I do NOT remember their names.

My question going forward is:  After sampling a ladyboy, how did it affect your pursuit of GGs in Thailand ?   In my case I continued (in denial!) pursuing mostly GGs for a few years gradually increasing my ladyboy-to-GG-ratio with each trip.  It was only on my last trip to Pattaya that I did not touch a single GG while there (that was due to a ladyboy I met latching on to me 24/7).

I always try to beef up my posts with media, especially sexy pics of ladyboys, which so far in the thread had been lacking.  So I am posting below some internet pics of how I imagine Snoop's Mae looked like: petite with a small dick and from Phuket (the beach!).  @snoopdawgDoes she remind you of Mae ?

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11 hours ago, snoopdawg said:

Do You Remember The First Time?

My first Thai ladyboy experience was on Boxing Day 2002 about two hours after I arrived in Pattaya.   My source of info was the Questionable Girls of Thailand Yahoo Group and went to a bar that a guy wrote about on Soi 6 and barfined about 15 minutes after entering the bar.  My main memory of that experience was that she had some sort of wart on her shaft. that put me off a bit.   In that week I had 15 sex partners; about half were ladyboys. Then I had to meet my girlfriend who was flying into Don Mueang from the USA on New Year's Day.

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11 hours ago, snoopdawg said:

Do You Remember The First Time?

Shemale or ladyman?

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