dixon cox Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 a man several people won't thank as he once took their money and sank it into his bar Portugal is too far where are you now 131 Franck? :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 Fantastic as always DC, never fail to bring a smile to my face, cheers. Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Fantastic as always DC, never fail to bring a smile to my face, cheers. Cheers BB, a little encouragement always helps :D she purrs on my lap like a kitten she's lovely and my heart is smitten this gorgeous young looker sweet ladyboy hooker the love-bug has definately bitten :wub: Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 just 'cos she wants and I couldn't buy her tits 'cos I knew that I shouldn't wasn't me that suggested I love them flat-chested she says that I should but I wouldn't :mellow: 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 the walk of shame's all in your mind through the streets hand in hand with your find some eyebrows will raise as your girl steels their gaze so just call her next time you're inclined Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 after time the whole thing turns to boredom all this endless exposure to whoredom but it does fill a gap because work is so crap I'll continue while I can afford them :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 the first step in avoiding disaster is preparation, it's easy to master just reach for the tube and apply lots of lube you can slide in her back door much faster :devil: Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 at home we plan trips and ideas with our bank balance still in arrears but it isn't so hard to use your credit card we just cry when the statement appears 3 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 all those russians invading Chonburi it makes for an unpleasant story with their schoolboy haircuts and their baht bus short-cuts I fear Pattaya's losing it's glory Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 The Limerick Thread's quite a delight The chimp man can write them all night Though others may try All soon start to cry So great is his rhyme writing might. 2 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 from the moment I step off the plane I'm 20 all over again I'm attractive and handsome my cock's held to ransom but it's over once home, what a shame 1 Quote Link to comment
williethepimp Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 so tell us at once coxon dix 'bout your rhymes,where u learnt all your tricks was it inspired by love, or maybe, the heavens above or ... a surfeit of ladyboy dicks? (i thought i might as well try tho' my poetic well is near dry to inspire our own bards to go the nine yards and not let this lim'rick thread die) 1 Quote Link to comment
bumblebee Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 The gents who like bum Write with wisdom and fun They pen words that are joyous About our favourite topic, ladyboys Let's hope there are plenty more to come. 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 in hard times such as in low season lack of girls perhaps could be the reason there's less punters about in the hot season drought it's like Pattaya's committed treason Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 it's with skill all those buttons she presses in maintaining sponsors she possesses so there's no reason why that it's me who should buy when they keep her in make-up and dresses :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 the obsession they have with their bods has them constantly talking of mods from tits and extensions to hormone injections those that fund them are silly old sods Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 when caught out LB's don't make sense with a smile as their primary defence but there's no excusing the bullshit they're using they must think farang are so dense Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 as I walk around holding her hand some onlookers don't understand they continue to stare but for us we don't care she's my girl so to them I'll be dammed Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 if a short time is all that you get for vacation then maybe Phuket but when things do go wrong in C&D's or Patong then there's nowhere else left don't forget Quote Link to comment
SiamSam Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 God love you Dixon!!! You you are like dog with a bone and we luv ya!!! XO SiamSam Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 God love you Dixon!!! You you are like dog with a bone and we luv ya!!!XO SiamSam Thanks SS, I miss you x with rates for exchanges appalling the trips that we're making are falling with less and less money to spend isn't funny it's costs us but we have our calling Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 that venue around 10 years old to enter you had to be bold we hear plans are shitty more fat birds with kitty apparently Hi Boss was sold :mellow: 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 down the fairway I want to have fun as her caddy bag straps are undone then I stroke my long putter through her little gutter balls cupped as I hole her in one 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 when bringing girls back I suggest hide your TV control is the best if she's not down your throat 'cos that fucking remote then your patience is put to the test Quote Link to comment
pdogg Posted July 13, 2011 Author Share Posted July 13, 2011 Ladyboy Review's Poet Laureate is back in the house! Quote Link to comment
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