The Limerick Thread

[dixon cox]

it's Christmas the time of good cheer

I'm excited because it is here

so which lucky lass

gets my cock up her ass

same same Santa I cum once a year

[dixon cox]

I walk in the bar and get seated

the girls look so sad and defeated

but when they see me

they all light up with glee

but I tell each in turn just to beat it

[dixon cox]

from days on the beach when it's sunny

to nights in the bars making funny

when girls catch my eye

they smile and say 'hi'

I know it's not me it's my money

[Hefe]

I would like to do something for him

and see if we can muster a quorum

for such a display

of clever wordplay

let's make Dixon Poet Laureate of our forum

[dixon cox]

Many thanks Mr Hefe

I like limericks

[dixon cox]

she said that they had the same mother

two sisters in fact that's her brother

both pretty young fillies

no pussies but willies

I'd fuck either one or the other

[dixon cox]

transexuals I love them so dearly

when drink too much I can't think clearly

with this combination

when I'm on vacation

no bareback, I mean that sincerely

[dixon cox]

some guys will claim that it's nutricious

while others will say it's fictitious

but curries and rices

and local thai spices

make ladyboy sperm taste delicious

[donnykey]

some guys will claim that it's nutricious

while others will say it's fictitious

but curries and rices

and local thai spices

make ladyboy sperm taste delicious

One of your best DC

Cheers DK

[williethepimp]

I would like to do something for him

and see if we can muster a quorum

for such a display

of clever wordplay

let's make Dixon Poet Laureate of our forum

Our Wordsworth indeed is DC

such sublime ladyboy poetry

can never be bettered

by those so well lettered

as Byron or Keats or Shelley

[dixon cox]

Our Wordsworth indeed is DC

such sublime ladyboy poetry

can never be bettered

by those so well lettered

as Byron or Keats or Shelley

Many thanks to the man who got it all going again, Mr Pimp.

Sweet limerick, please do more

[dixon cox]

she pulls back my foreskin and freezes

it looks like she checked for diseases

this ladyboy's cautious

it's making her nauseous

the aroma of various cheeses

[Lefty]

I posted this in the resolutions thread already but since it is dedicated to you Dixon, I wanted to be sure you did not miss it. :)

I'm sure that most of us know it

But Dixon's the resident poet

On all subjects he rhymes

Most any old time

To the masses he does like to show it.

[williethepimp]

seeing that lefty is reposting....i'll repost this one...i remember it coz its the 1st one i wrote(we all remember our first one-dont we?-555)

 

Background info....it was in the thread where the hound (remember him) shot the cat in his back garden....dixon cox took umbrage....the hound criticized Lefty on his fashion sense....I chipped in with a limerick(inspire by mr dixon cox)

 

So Lefty wears sox with his crocs

As he cruises the sois between blocks

When he sees a kitty

He shows it no pity

(For God's sake ,dont tell Dixon Cox)

[dixon cox]

it's new year's again and I'm thinking

my waistline's too big it needs shrinking

I need to cut back

it's the will-power I lack 

as the hardest part's always the drinking

 

[dixon cox]

it's time to make new resolutions

fix issues in life with solutions

stop bareback ass fucking

and freelancer sucking

wear condom for all those intrusions

 

[williethepimp]

it's time to make new resolutions

fix issues in life with solutions

stop bareback ass fucking

and freelancer sucking

wear condom for all those intrusions

 

To suddenly stop isnt easy

an addiction to sex that is sleazy

without condom's too risky

like cocaine and whisky

rubber up to avoid a diseaseezy  (sorry -5555)

[dixon cox]

rubber up to avoid a diseaseezy  (sorry -5555)

 

Ouch! 

 

 

 

at my age my sex drive was blighted

but passion has been re-ignited

those weekly injections

have helped my erections

now easy to get me excited

 

[donnykey]

Miss you so mutt DC

 

Cheers DK

[dixon cox]

Miss you so mutt DC 

 

Aww, cheers Boot

 

 

 

at daytime Beach Road feel the breezes

at night watch the girls and their teases

but dark alley whoring

will never get boring

soi 6 is the place where the sleaze is

 

[dixon cox]

one lap of soi 6 I discover

two ladyboys deep undercover

they corner me slowly

I crouch and feel lowly

and suck them one after the other

 

[dixon cox]

he started his life as a boy

grew up and became a katoey

advanced to sex worker

then dark alley lurker

and now just a throwaway toy

 

[pacman]

^^^^  Very poignant DC. One of your best. Simple yet so informative.

 

Now write one that talks to us but the LBs inner yearning to be a real girl. You know, like Pinocchio wanting to be a real boy....     

[dixon cox]

she smiled as I handed her money

I paid in advance with this honey

performance was awful

pre-paid is unlawful

some lessons you learn just ain't funny

 

[dixon cox]

she's lucky and loves that I sought her

plus lessons in love that I taught her

now checking my options

for femboy adoptions

she wants me to make her my daughter