Puzzles and Conundrums

[cobber32]

8 hours ago, Fenton said:

 But two weeks on neither of you of done nowt on that have you.

So much for preserving the memory of your m8.

 

I'll just say this. There is more to life than posting on any forum. You don't know what has been happening in private. Brett's memory is being preserved through the efforts of friends and family

[Woodie]

2 minutes ago, cobber32 said:

I'll just say this. There is more to life than posting on any forum. You don't know what has been happening in private. Brett's memory is being preserved through the efforts of friends and family

Yes Cobber, ignorance is bliss for them.

[duke007]

PD, out of curiosity who is this bloke please? 

[Pdoggg]

2 hours ago, duke007 said:

PD, out of curiosity who is these geezer please? 

 

I have no idea.

[Rom]

7 hours ago, duke007 said:

PD, out of curiosity who is this bloke please? 

 

My name is not PD,  and duke may have me on ignore, but I cant resist to answer correctly:   that's a picture of Edward Capehart O'Kelley circa 1890  the killer of the killer of Jesse James one of the legendary Wild West outlaws...

R M  (duke likes emojis and this is the closest one the Board has to a cowboy emoji)

 

[duke007]

44 minutes ago, Rom said:

My name is not PD,  and duke may have me on ignore,

R M  (duke likes emojis and this is the closest one the Board has to a cowboy emoji)

I posted this 8 hours ago on the Bryan Flowers thread, maybe you have not read it or are not interested in it. (see attachment) 

But you will find the answer to question there. 

Thanks for the answer, this pic is posted on a toilet door at The Silver Dollar Bar here in Benidorm, I was just testing PD tbh. 

And just to calrify I am not the slightest bit interested in the Romscars or your Legends threads so will not be participating, no offence meant in advance

[Pdoggg]

27 minutes ago, duke007 said:

Thanks for the answer, this pic is posted on a toilet door at The Silver Dollar Bar here in Benidorm, I was just testing PD tbh. 

Already answered but if I had to guess I would have said a young Neville Chamberlain.   

[Rom]

[Kahuna]

Jesus shit Mr. PDog...A whole lotta hate here...

What happened to all the hugs from days gone bye...

Kinda...in a small way... resembles the old Stoggie forum...........

Play nice children....Your elders are watching............

[duke007]

Nice to see you posting Kahuna, it's been a very long time, good to see you are ok 

[Pdoggg]

9 hours ago, Kahuna said:

PDog...

Welcome back Kahuna! 

I know you're a Niner's fan, but what I assume is your "second team", the Cardinals, are rocking da house!

[ozzie]

10 hours ago, Kahuna said:

Jesus shit Mr. PDog...A whole lotta hate here...

What happened to all the hugs from days gone bye...

Kinda...in a small way... resembles the old Stoggie forum...........

Play nice children....Your elders are watching............

Hey is that really you me old mate Kahuna?

 

[Kahuna]

Thanks BIg Dave and Mr PD and the Great and Wonderful Oz........

I do miss all you guys...And the times we all had...

The legs are weak and the lungs are weak, but the memories are strong........

I came over here the other day cause there were some sparks in my head caused by a recent message from a distant son...

One of my adopted sons...

The Panzerporn himself...

I had two other young lads who adopted me as their old faggy dad...One doesn't like me much any longer...I truly can't blame him...And the other, my Irish son 

I haven't heard from in years,,,I do hope he goes well....

But Matteo still sends me a message or two now and again and his recent message and the memories they ignited made me smile and think of all of you...

Many years ago...The Panzer posted on a forum long since buried and laid to rest, a very special post for newbies...advice for all the newcomers to the Thailand scene...

I copied that post and it somehow survived countless computer memory chips...

His words still ring true today although I suspect there will be few newcomers landing on Thai shores in the coming years....

In any event, my Italina Poet's post went exactly like this except the last line in all caps is mine............

 

PanzerPorn 
half a fag

Group: Members
Posts: 629
Joined: Feb. 2008
Posted on: Aug. 07 2008,17:33        

"Hope not to get the moderators mad at me
(brrrrrr   ) but can i post my list of advices from first timers ?

Ok ,quoting myself from another forum (which owns the copyright on that) here we go :

Learn to say fuck off with a smile on your face,
it's your time and your money,
pretend not to speak thai if you are,
be nice but firm and ruthless,
don't put nailpolish on your feet,
let them smile,
don't buy them drinks if you don't like them,
steal 20 bath from a ladyboy bag when he/she is taking a shower,
leave home your western morals,
eat at least 3 nana burgers a day,
follow your insticts,
don't wear socks and sandals,
be cool,
cum a lot,
don't be shy to call yourself a faggot,
drink at least 20 beers a day,
watch the nana parade,
go to pay a visit to my cumshots in room 148 at the nana hotel,
be selfish and edonistic,
avoid fat ladyboy gurus,
cum a lot,
fuck at least 3 times a day with different strangers,
don't fell in love for a gay sex worker,
buy some barbecue for a hungry sukumvit dog,
don't jerk yourself off,
kick an indian tailor in the balls,
wear cowboy boots and flamboyant shirts,
buy a lollipop for the midget in the nana,
cum a lot,
don't wear a femboy web site t shirt and cap,
bring a lot of cash,
listen to the nana preacher for 5 minutes,
don't buy yourself a wii,
use always a condom and
Fuck Them All!!!!!" 

AND CUM A LOT.....

[Woodie]

47 minutes ago, Kahuna said:

Thanks BIg Dave and Mr PD and the Great and Wonderful Oz........

I do miss all you guys...And the times we all had...

The legs are weak and the lungs are weak, but the memories are strong........

I came over here the other day cause there were some sparks in my head caused by a recent message from a distant son...

One of my adopted sons...

The Panzerporn himself...

I had two other young lads who adopted me as their old faggy dad...One doesn't like me much any longer...I truly can't blame him...And the other, my Irish son 

I haven't heard from in years,,,I do hope he goes well....

But Matteo still sends me a message or two now and again and his recent message and the memories they ignited made me smile and think of all of you...

Many years ago...The Panzer posted on a forum long since buried and laid to rest, a very special post for newbies...advice for all the newcomers to the Thailand scene...

I copied that post and it somehow survived countless computer memory chips...

His words still ring true today although I suspect there will be few newcomers landing on Thai shores in the coming years....

In any event, my Italina Poet's post went exactly like this except the last line in all caps is mine............

 

PanzerPorn 
half a fag

Group: Members
Posts: 629
Joined: Feb. 2008
Posted on: Aug. 07 2008,17:33        

"Hope not to get the moderators mad at me
(brrrrrr   ) but can i post my list of advices from first timers ?

Ok ,quoting myself from another forum (which owns the copyright on that) here we go :

Learn to say fuck off with a smile on your face,
it's your time and your money,
pretend not to speak thai if you are,
be nice but firm and ruthless,
don't put nailpolish on your feet,
let them smile,
don't buy them drinks if you don't like them,
steal 20 bath from a ladyboy bag when he/she is taking a shower,
leave home your western morals,
eat at least 3 nana burgers a day,
follow your insticts,
don't wear socks and sandals,
be cool,
cum a lot,
don't be shy to call yourself a faggot,
drink at least 20 beers a day,
watch the nana parade,
go to pay a visit to my cumshots in room 148 at the nana hotel,
be selfish and edonistic,
avoid fat ladyboy gurus,
cum a lot,
fuck at least 3 times a day with different strangers,
don't fell in love for a gay sex worker,
buy some barbecue for a hungry sukumvit dog,
don't jerk yourself off,
kick an indian tailor in the balls,
wear cowboy boots and flamboyant shirts,
buy a lollipop for the midget in the nana,
cum a lot,
don't wear a femboy web site t shirt and cap,
bring a lot of cash,
listen to the nana preacher for 5 minutes,
don't buy yourself a wii,
use always a condom and
Fuck Them All!!!!!" 

AND CUM A LOT.....

Sorry, but you have just knocked out the guys from the UK by saying Don't wear socks and sandals!. Now that is a killer.

[Lefty]

It's good to see Kahuna posting again. He's ignoring me now because he thinks I am an anti-Semite. I'm not. I make fun of all Abrahamic superstitions equally. 

Anyway, I stumbled upon this web site the other day and it has a lot of fun quizzes. The geography ones interested me the most so far. Such as a map of the US without the states borders included and you have to click where each state is located as the names appear in random order. It took me about 8 times before I got all 50 with no mistakes. Maybe it was here in an earlier post in this thread is where I found it, come to think of it. Another fun quiz was the states names appearing in random order, written in Greek, and also another one with the same thing but in Russian. Greek was more difficult for me. I got 22 correct in Greek and 30 correct in Russian, if I recall correctly. 

https://www.sporcle.com/games/mhershfield/us-states-no-outlines-minefield