dixon cox Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 That's the stuff Dixon! Cheers DT, I like this :D Pattaya's the working girl city to some it's just whore-filled and shitty but we know it so well despite the bad smell and the girls still look hot and so pretty 1 Quote Link to comment
pdogg Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 There was a young monkey named Dixon Whose arse looked like President Nixon He whipped out his Cox Like a Jack in the box And gave her lovehole some serious friction Quote Link to comment
deepthroat Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 PigDogg is spelled with two G's And the girls love him down on his knees But he doesn't go out Or at all walk about Cause he's fraid he will catch a disease 1 Quote Link to comment
deepthroat Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Lefty loves Creedence Clearwater Revival But his friends worry 'bout his survival For listening all day To the oldies is gay And leaves room for his evil archrival 2 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 despite the current recession some guys are still in possession of funds for their travel Bangkok nights unravel as they stare at the stage in Obsession 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 When a pretty boy's born with the feeling of becoming a lady's appealing to a tea-thirsty monger who travels with hunger for ladyboy cock and darjeeling 2 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 a certain boardmember of note is our regular, mister deepthroat his stories and tales never ceases or fails to entertain us, he gets my vote Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 a stroll down the Coconut Bar could lead to things going too far for me what appeals is the short skirts and heels but some of the girls look bizarre 1 Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 some LB's have been 'round the block with too many miles on the clock but with KK and sev7en those boys are in heaven so long as she's got a big cock Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 that lefty's a hefty old blighter and i bet he's a bit of a fighter with a penchant for boys dressed as girls with their toys emptied sack he's a few ounces lighter 2 Quote Link to comment
williethepimp Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 These are really funny guys....Ive been trying to rhyme enough words to form a limerick,but yet unsuccessfull......anyway,dixon cox is so prolific(and u 2 dt)....... Quote Link to comment
pacman Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Dixon Cox is revealing a rare gift. He's a bit off with some of his iambic pentameter but his rhyming skills are such that he is making me a little shy. Perhaps I could sub the work out & give him my password so he can post a few as me......:lol: Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Dixon Cox is a friggin' limerick genius!!! Gotta give my norwester boy DT credit too, for also thinking of me. Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Pacman, a monger from Perth Has been a butt pirate since birth Once he had them in bed The boys cheeks he would spread Then they would feel his wide girth 1 Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 A mild mannered man in the day But at night old Kahuna would play With a cute Sunee fem boy Which gave him such great joy He'd often forget what to pay Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Just in case anyone else wants to try, here is the definition of what a perfect limerick should be constructed like: A limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's. 1 Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Ol' Big Tel was hard as a rock His legs, his abs and his cock He'd work out in the day So at night he could play With ladyboys down by the dock Quote Link to comment
harleyquinn Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 While surfing the web in strange places Seeking for ladyboy traces I found this here site Where I thought that I might Find some familiar "faces" Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Old PigDogg was down on his luck The girls said he walked like a duck He didn't care How often they'd stare Just so he had boy cock to suck Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 A romantic young man named Kahuna Chased a ladyboy down in Laguna She found him quite nice When he sucked her dick twice She said oh Kahuna muy buena Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 A Sunee bar owner named Crabby Was a homo you may say is flabby He liked muscular boys With rather large toys And his tipping was never too shabby Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 A studly young fellow named Lefty Was muscular rather than hefty Some say he was handsome A modern day Samson Who handled the ladies quite deftly 2 Quote Link to comment
Tomcat Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Twas my very first time in Sunee So i pretend to pop in for a pee I came over all queer And sat down for a beer With fine arse perched upon my left knee Quote Link to comment
seanbeag7 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I once dined with a girl from Tralee, who asked "do you fart when you pee", she replied with a quick fart, "do you pee when you fart", "if you do, then you're one up on me". Quote Link to comment
dixon cox Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 we read of farang in the news a Pattaya girlfriend they choose but poor dollar and pound means they fall to the ground when exchange rates cause family to lose Quote Link to comment
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