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As I walked down the busy sidewalk with my wife, knowing I was late for Mass, my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate, ragged vagabonds that are found in every city these days.

Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling my old pastor, Father Mike, who always admonished me to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked,” I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying treasured worldly possessions in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person's condition.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a true, hidden beauty.

A small voice inside my head called out,
"Reach out....
reach out . .. .
and touch this person!"  

 

 

 


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So I did.

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I won't be at Mass this week

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On 9/17/2021 at 5:37 PM, BigTel said:

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I actually had the most beautiful French girl (who was a ski bunny), sit next to me on a flight. When this girl boarded, I was sitting in the window seat with a spare seat next to me. She walked down the aisle and all the guys were gawking. Lo and behold she sat down next to me. She did fall asleep at one point and lay on my shoulder. The urge to fondle the beautiful orbs was very compelling. I just did not fancy spending part of the flight in handcuffs!.

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