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Something that has been bugging me for some time.

Now I know you guys dont watch LB porn, or not much anyway. 

Does it occur to you that 9 out of 10 times the format is the same. Girl appears, looks at the camera, moves seductively around the room. Removes some clothing, then out of the left appears a guy, usually someone they have picked up at the local bar. The LB moves in and if he is lucky gets a peck on the cheek. Now this is where it gets even more repeatable.

She goes down on her knees, undoes his belt and pulls down his thick as buggery jeans with much difficulty and noise. Once they are down around his ankles she pulls down the underwear and dives on his usually limp cock. With her head going 20 to the dozen she manges to get him hard and they flop down on the bed.

After much puffing and panting, they get to the point of cumming,(some at the usual 6 to 7 minutes), others hang out for longer. Then the bloody video fades out without the money shot. Bastards!!!!.

Is there any authority we can appeal to and have a change in storyline and get the money shot thrown in as a compulsory part as well?.

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On 3/26/2021 at 2:12 PM, Woodie said:

Now I know you guys dont watch LB porn, or not much anyway. 

I watch some but its painfully boring. If you take a look at the most popular LB pornsites they've had the exact same set up for the last 20 years. Brazilian TS sites are no different really.

Sometimes they start off with a lame interview; 'Whats your name, How old are you , what bar you work, you like farang?' after that its the same boring concept. I'm not asking for an academy winning script/plot but after all these years you like to think they can be a little more innovative.

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5 hours ago, seven said:

I watch some but its painfully boring. If you take a look at the most popular LB pornsites they've had the exact same set up for the last 20 years. Brazilian TS sites are no different really.

Sometimes they start off with a lame interview; 'Whats your name, How old are you , what bar you work, you like farang?' after that its the same boring concept. I'm not asking for an academy winning script/plot but after all these years you like to think they can be a little more innovative.

Yes, it is the mechanical act they put on. The are not going for awards, but you would think that the filmmaker would actually suggest some moves or dialogue that would help it along?. There is very little arousal or petting. Just wham bam thank you maam!. Maybe thats what the prime audience asks for?.

Maybe next time I am in LOS, I should give it a go. Or better still go and see how that guy Blade does it. Now there are some lessons to behold!.

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around 15 years ago Mr Double O and the Apeman had shot movies on beaches and created a website called "the ladyboy island". I know nothing about ladyboys but I had kept in my mind that ladyboys had an island where they would gather and have sex on the beach. This had been a strong advertisment to become a monger. 

Directors could take a little bit more time to shoot ladyboys in their "normal" life, just walking in the streets of Bangkok or shopping in Pattaya. This would make the movies more attractive. Ladyboys show no personality with their Thaiglish interviews. 

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Yeah. It's pretty painful to listen to some of the dialogue starting with the interviewer usually offcamera and the "girl" struggling with the different language. I often mute the film at that point until the action starts.

Old porn movies in the 80s at least had some scripts for the particpants to bring the storyline along. The Japanese do that even now and the activity sites can change and that's why I prefer those movies. I recall when the only access was to Merkin movies with GG porn stars and a few male actors who had a real part to play. There was one, quite a funny one, with an old balding guy with the usual endowment, staying in what appeared to be a short time hotel. He might have been a salesman on the road and was there for the night only. The story revolved around his room number being either 6 or 9 which kep slipping down from one to the other every time the lady left and the door was shutting. There was another customer who had ordered a girl on the same floor with the reverse of the lucky guy's number. He kept ringing the desk clerk and screaming for his order who never got to his room.  The little Joe Average was literally "up" all night, lucky man!

Where are those scriptwriters today?

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5 hours ago, bubba said:

Yeah. It's pretty painful to listen to some of the dialogue starting with the interviewer usually offcamera and the "girl" struggling with the different language. I often mute the film at that point until the action starts.

Old porn movies in the 80s at least had some scripts for the particpants to bring the storyline along. The Japanese do that even now and the activity sites can change and that's why I prefer those movies. I recall when the only access was to Merkin movies with GG porn stars and a few male actors who had a real part to play. There was one, quite a funny one, with an old balding guy with the usual endowment, staying in what appeared to be a short time hotel. He might have been a salesman on the road and was there for the night only. The story revolved around his room number being either 6 or 9 which kep slipping down from one to the other every time the lady left and the door was shutting. There was another customer who had ordered a girl on the same floor with the reverse of the lucky guy's number. He kept ringing the desk clerk and screaming for his order who never got to his room.  The little Joe Average was literally "up" all night, lucky man!

Where are those scriptwriters today?

The thing about the old porn movies that I found amusing was the music attached to it. God knows who composed or played it??.

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They should do plots like a ladyboy drops her shopping bag at a mall and some guy helps her and then they go back to his hotel and he gets helped out, or whatever. Or the one most of us got roped in by.....stumbling drunk late night at the bars and meeting a girl and it turns out to be a LB in the room.

Ts seduction has some different scenarios. Sometimes Japanese Newhalf porn does too.

But LB porn is made for mongers. It's hooker shit. Here is your money. Suck my dick and take it in the ass.

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