Quietguy Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 I am in England. I would much rather be in Thailand. Quote Link to comment
Dan Miller Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Screen_Recording_20240111_190527_Instagram.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment
Pulci Gorgon Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Who knows a good recipe to cook hot potatoes ? 1 Quote Link to comment
Zeppie Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 9 hours ago, Dan Miller said: Now thats funny............ Quote Link to comment
Dan Miller Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 For some people, it's Halloween every day 1 Quote Link to comment
Dan Miller Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 47 minutes ago, Quietguy said: Great minds think alike Mr. Quietguy Quote Link to comment
Dan Miller Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Screen_Recording_20240223_222529_Instagram.mp4 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Pulci Gorgon Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 2 guys are argueing : - Why did you fuck her ? Tell me why. - ... - Why the hell did you fuck her ? Go ahead. Speak ! - Well, ... she was here all naked with her open legs, I felt tempted. - Why the Hell ? Why the hell ? You were supposed to autopsy her. 3 Quote Link to comment
Pulci Gorgon Posted February 26 Share Posted February 26 A guy is sleeping and suddenly passes away. He then arrives in heaven and asks what happened to him. He's informed he's just died; But the guy has a strong character and doesn't want to die. So he protests and screams so loud that he's proposed a compromise : we've got no life as a human being but you can live as a chicken. "- I don't care as long as I go back to the earth" Then he finds himself in a chicken coop and starts chatting with the rooster. "- strange I feel something in my belly. - it's quite normal, you're about to lay an egg. Go ahead and lay it. (And the chicken lays an egg) - It's still strange I still have the same feeling. - It's normal, you're going to lay another egg. It sometimes happens" And the chicken starts pushing a second egg but gets punched in his head and hear his wife screaming "stop shitting in my bed !" 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Zeppie Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 On 2/23/2024 at 12:11 AM, Quietguy said: You have a 1 track mine Quietguy..........lol Quote Link to comment
Zeppie Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 On 2/23/2024 at 4:28 PM, Dan Miller said: Screen_Recording_20240223_222529_Instagram.mp4 There's an old saying when leave Mexico.........when you can fart with confidence.......your home safe..... Quote Link to comment
Zeppie Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 4 hours ago, Pulci Gorgon said: A guy is sleeping and suddenly passes away. He then arrives in heaven and asks what happened to him. He's informed he's just died; But the guy has a strong character and doesn't want to die. So he protests and screams so loud that he's proposed a compromise : we've got no life as a human being but you can live as a chicken. "- I don't care as long as I go back to the earth" Then he finds himself in a chicken coop and starts chatting with the rooster. "- strange I feel something in my belly. - it's quite normal, you're about to lay an egg. Go ahead and lay it. (And the chicken lays an egg) - It's still strange I still have the same feeling. - It's normal, you're going to lay another egg. It sometimes happens" And the chicken starts pushing a second egg but gets punched in his head and hear his wife screaming "stop shitting in my bed !" OMG............lol Quote Link to comment
Pulci Gorgon Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 A guy comes back home in the afternoon and finds his wife in bed sweating but alone. Then he begins screaming : "- where is this mother fucker !!! ... Where is he hiding ?" He searches the cupboard and wardrobe but finds nobody. There's also no one under the bed. Then, as he heads to the patio, he spots a man clinging to the railing, dangling by his arms. "- There he is. ! Motherfucker !" Then the guy hits the man's fingers to make him fall but fails to do so. However, he's so angry that he goes and fetch a hammer to break the man's finger. He furiously strikes the man's fingers until they are all shattered and the man falls from the 15th floor down to the street.Thankfully, he tumbles into a large tree with supple branches that cushion his fall, slowing him down. He reaches the ground unharmed except for his fingers. 15 floor higher the other guy feels more and more crazy. "- Son of bitch, you f...ed my wife. I gonna take revenge. He then picks up the fridge, pulls it to the patio and launch it to the other man on the pavement. He doesn't have time to revel in his actions before succumbing to stress and passing away. He reaches paradise. Saint Peter hears someone ringing at the door and welcomes him. "- what made you die so young ? - I came back home, found my wife with a man and eventually found this bastard hidden in the patio, kicked him out and made him fall, but as he was still alive I launched the fridge onto his head, then I died and here I am... He barely finishes recounting the story when there's another ring at Saint Peter's door. Saint Peter swiftly ushers him into another room and warmly greets the second individual. "...? - I am a house painter, and I was repainting the balcony on the 17th floor when I slipped and fell. Luckily, I managed to grab onto the balcony of the 15th floor, but an enraged man came out, broke my fingers with a hammer, and I fell. A tree slowed my fall, but the other madman threw a refrigerator at my head..." Before he finishes telling his story, the doorbell rings again, and Saint Peter welcomes a third fellow. "...? - I don't understand how I came here. I was quietly hidden in a fridge and here I am." 3 Quote Link to comment
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