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- Hello! Google's pizza.

- Sorry, I must have mis-dialed. I was trying to reach Gordon’s Pizza.

- No sir, you didn’t mis-dial. This was Gordon’s Pizza. Google bought it.

- OK. Take my order please 

- Yes sir, would you like the usual?"

- The usual? You know me?

- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with three cheeses, sausage and thick crust.

- OK! That’s what I want.

- May I suggest this time you try the ricotta with arugula and dried tomato?

- What? I hate vegetables.

- Your cholesterol is not good, sir."

- How do you know?

- We crossed the number of your fixed line ☎ with your name, through the subscribers guide.  We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

- Okay, but I do not want this pizza! I want my regular pizza. I already take medicine ...

-"Excuse me, but you have not taken the  medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.

- I bought more from another drugstore. 

 - It's not showing on your credit card statement.

 - I paid in cash.

 - But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.

 - I have other sources of cash.

 - Other sources of cash are not showing on your last Tax returns. Did you buy them from an undeclared income source.

 -WHAT?

 "I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.❤❤❤

- Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV,  or cell phone service. A place there is no one to watch me or spy on me.

"I understand sir but you’ll need to renew your passport first as it has expired 6 weeks ago.

 

 

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