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I add a postscript to the above. She is the one on the right in the first 3-4 pics of Bumblebee's thread - a night at the Rainbow Cabaret". Hope you dont mind me using that reference BB.

My second only thead and not before time. But, truth be told, I havent had much to write about apart from the tale of the ten condoms. Another story for publication sometime later. Here I am in Cambodge with the strength - KenW, Pdogg, Soc999 (?) and another. Readers will no doubt have read about my travails on K's thread, the swamping by GGs while he gets off with the cream. Well, yesterday the force decided I should get laid by an LB from the new world of the Khmer. So, Soc, Pdogg and Ken briefed a worldly LB inhabitant of the Candy Bar on the gaps in my education through the formative years. After numerous libations we repaired to a small performance venue, called Rainbow Bar in deep PP. Said LB, Sophie/Sofia, was charged with arranging the lightening of my ever increasin load with whatever performer took my fancy. I have to tell you, dear reader, that they all took my fancy, especially one named "fuck knows Who". She was not too tall, buxom with an arse to drool over and a fetching gamin smile, not unlike Audrey Tatou (well thats how she appeared to me in my alcohol induced state). Giggling, girlish, Gigi (now it comes back!) After some shy handholding and girllish giggling it was arranged. My first LB in the Kingodm of the Khmer. After we got back to my hotel - thats when things started to unravel for the inexperienced traveller. We repaired to my room, i tossed her a towel and she slipped into the bathroom to appear later asking for "foam". "WTF is that?" She made face washing movements and I twigged. I gave her a bottle of my trust substitute and assured her it was not soap but rather dermatologist approved solution. Better than "foam" I said. She muttered the word "acne" and "I" and pointed to her face. Indeed, she suffered from that affliction but the solution could have been the "solution", I told her. Emerging in a bath towel, you know the Asian girl thing. Cant get one of that species to appear without the prop. She also wore the Asian girl insignia on her legs, knees and arms. You know the kind. "Motorsy aciden!" Just a bit less than very excited I performed my ablutions, laid about me with my Issy Miyake (sic) cologne pour l'homme and sashayed out. My night of unbridled passion was about to occur with visions of rockets steaking across the night sky and other signs of fulfilled need and slaked lust. Fuck me rone! Yet another sad tale unfolded. In short, "no like mouth kissy kissy. Just neck, and nipples. " So a hugging ensued with towel wrapped object of desire. I didnt even manage a sighting of the "member, engorged or otherwise". I smoke you with condom only and you now smoke me. I very shy." WTF! "I very young, Not go with customer before." Yeah, right! So she awakens my indolent member somewhat and I try to soldier on. "Okay. Now I want fuck you, na?" Did someone mention that nasty word "Fuck?" "Ooooh no. I am sick. I not well ad nauseam." Having ticked all the boxes from BBJ, french kissing, mutual cockfighting, and any anal work in the negative, I figured it out. I was seriously being had. And here I thought this would be a somewhat GFE with this shy bouncy creature with the bouncy firm arse. Jeez! I should have remained swamped with the GGs. At least they know and accept their role, more or less. Hopefully and usually more. So I suggested that as her heart wasnt in it, neither was mine on those terms. Got her dressed, now as a acne pocked young male with hair like straw to the touch. Yes, I forgot to mention that before on the box ticking list. Ushered her downstairs and pressed her unearned severance pay in her sweaty hand and off she rode on a GF (?)'s motorsy. Conclusions - never take a dancer from a show. They look good just like in the old song "After the ball is over" Then she takes off her makeup, her wooden leg, places false teeth in the jar etc etc. Find a real LB who wants you for your body (as well as your money). The search for the red ruby continues. No photos by request. I think her image appears in some other thread. Just ask Ken or Pdogg. Honest, guys! I am really trying.

All of this is true. Now I love Rani from afar. At least I dont get no shit about a need for telephonic or other communications device. Try and console myself with that and a little GG from the Red Bar. Wait a minute! What am I saying? Lily of the Red Bar murmurs sweet somethings in my shell pink about passport and Thailand. "I take care you. Love you soo mutt." Time to move the checkers on the board.

Nasty stammer you got there Soc999. We will be at Neil's mart and outside drinkypoos and surveying the passing parade around about 6.00 p.m. (1800 hrs to you tech heads). Looking forward to meeting up with you and yours again so soon.

Lucky bugger. I know you are porking her. Wish it were me. Sob!

Hey Joyra! Thanks for your timely warning. Encountered the said lady in company with KenW and Pdogg on our first night. The faecal fiesta would certainly have turned me off as well. Besides, she was a tad too blokey for me. I incline to the fully frocked little numbers as well. Alas KenW got off with the one from the Spinners bar or somesuch name. Word of warning! KenW is a Trojan partyer (sic). Chaps of delicate constituions, don't try and keep up. Was nice to hook up with you at Guess for TT's party. There's another story in itself. The tale of the 10 missing condoms at the end of a bleary night with one well groomed girl from Guess. I guess she could be called the Wedge. An incremental learning curve for this late bloomer.

Newsflash on the KenW 2nd trip thread from your cub reporter. He's monopolised the passable LBs thus far on this trip. Had to console myself with a GG (not complaining though). She was fair and she was honest, and her shoes were no. 9's and so it goes. They are not thick on the ground here. Dont seem to swarm in schools, unlike LOS and the PI.

Jeez! On my way!

Wow! What a blast! Best video on LBs I have seen so far. Great work, Nidge?

Could be worse. Could be that you love her that much but she's a working girl and needs more than you can pay. So you live with her while you are here and she goes to "work bar" but will faithfully come home at night. Then its your time together.But dont worry! You are "customer number one", that makes it al right, na? Try that on for a mind fucking experience.

I am at the Heaven@4 for the enxt few days. I am a mostly newbie at this thing and would like to venture out with some company, joyra. If you are interested p.m. me. p.s. any one - what is the attitude of reception at Heaven to turning up with a LB, feminine as hell one, of course.

I believe that it would go better with "ballsamic" vinegar.

Think it would take just one Ohm to start my batteries.

Thanks SS for your words of encouragement. I wil indeed heed the advice from KenW. Am now booked in for 5 days at a hotel adjacent to Guess. I guess I might make that my firs stop on arrival. Sincerely hope it will surpass my Apple episode some time ago.

No, I baint new here but mostly unresolved wouldbe, couldbe, oughtabe. Well I am finally disentangled from straight mates and landing in BKK on 30/5. Need to sort out what I am and want in the following week or so. Thought I might land at Guess Bar later that evening after booking in at some local joint, such as Dawin, Dynasty et al. Any body want to hold my hand. My friend KenW said "For Chrissakes! Get on with it!" Spent a little drunken interlude with the succulent young Apple from Sallys a coupla years agon but suffered from brewers droop. Now I am fortified with resolve and the good doctor C. Is there any body out there? Especially in BKK for the week following. Pm me or otherwise. Your late bloomer, and not the panties, either!

Great pics. Hope to see them tonight. Is it formal wear or stubbies and thongs?

Remember, DT. Beauty is only skin deep. :rolleyes:

Phew! Thank God for dat. Thought I was gonna have to grow a "Fro" man! :rolleyes:

Well, gentlemen. I am surprised and pleased that the thread generated some traffic and good comments. FB, I take your point about difficulty in ever meeting let alone romping with a "newhalf/sowhat". But, although most Japanese females dont hook up with falangs or "gweilos", I dont know the Jippon term for us, there are examples of interracial mingling in true life, not just the porn sites. Your current relationship with the "new sand" is a case in point, no? While browsing some of those cissy boy Jap sites I have come across adverts for LBs and one of the critical facts they advertise is "with pole and ball" or just "pole". That I assume means they eitther have full meat and 2 or just the meat, right? So, like Martin Luther King, "Ah have a dream!" and will continue to dream it. Meanwhile I will divert to the available little femmies at places like Obsessions. You other gents - thanks for your comments. I see that I am not alone. If any body knows of any free porn sites that stock these little lovelies adventure tales, other than the Xhanster, xvideos, redtube, tube8 etc, by all means publish them here. Wish I could make it to the GOTC but I wont return till the last half of February. Still, I can live vicariously through your reports, lads. Keep it, the reporting I mean, up! DT - yes you passed the muster. Now get back in the cattle race, yo is in for a dippin!

Thanks for your input Pdogg. Think I have stumbled across a few of those myself at times. Well, I hope Tomcat can throw some more good sites this way. cheers

Well, I have progressed from the large pumped up Thai LB with the pneumatic tits and large cock, through to feminine "fem boys" to my growing desire to specialize in Jgirls with cocks, or as they say on the Japan threads, "newhalfs". Maybe its the first class photography/camera work, maybe the ivory skin, the little girl look, the irregular features and sometimes crooked teeth, or the very feminine ways they behave. Whatever it is, it is. Cant put my finger on exactly what it is but it gets to me. I fantasise about having sex with one or two of my faves on the porn sites, Miki, Akira or some such. The sweet upright 3 or 4 inches might not appeal to some but they really get to me. Sure, I admire those Thai LBs with huge plungers but shudder to think of that anywhere near my apertures. There is not much on LBR or any other board, e.g. LBPattaya, to satiate my craving. I have trawled so many free porn sites looking for new movies but to no avail. The sweet fems of Obsessions, BKK and I assume Patts are the closest to those natural wonders from Japan. Thats where I will start when I return to LOS. But I sure would like to know that there is a falang site where the mongers are either visitors or residents in Japan and have the same predeliction as yours truly. Are any of you with me? Or am I just a filthy perverted old man of a singular perversion?

Nice report BB. Informative and the pics are great. Doubt that the drag show at the Rooty Hill RSL would be much better than the Galway one. But the name does lend itself to that sort of ending, na?

Great reporting KenW. Looks like a side trip to Cambodge iis in order. BB is a livein in PP, right?

Thats more like it, KenW! 'spose there's no chance of a movie about that night of carnal bliss? I quite fancy the lissome Lisa lass but Ilsa Konrads, hmmm. Well she does have a handsome face. Great reportage from Kendubbya on P4P in PP. Stay on that roll, its dreary back here in workland.

Did you find "Willy" aka Wilhelmina? Danny Kaye knew about her. :rolleyes: