Jimmy Cargopants

I have no wish to wade into the Covid debate, but I'm curious - When do guys expect to travel to Thailand again? Earliest possible dates.. I'm picking Sept-October next year (I'd love to say July but I think that's too optimistic). What's yours? We could start a betting pool -

I've tested myself by watching gay porn, just to see if I responded to it. Answer is not really; sometimes I'm a bit intrigued by it but never turned on. It's the feminine form and behaviour which turns me on. I guess that's nonsense when with a lb and there's two cocks and bum holes at play, but I actually do prefer the very girly lbs. Amazons and the more dominant lbs rather scare me off. And I much prefer the feel of pussy to arse. Why lbs at all then? It's their more overt and aggressive sexual nature; the fact that their libidos match ours. Too many GGs seem to either dislike sex (perhaps just with me - haha), or they're going through the motions with it, or genuinely want to please you but aren't much enjoying it themselves. Some of course go off like firecrackers, but more the exception than the rule. Yet nearly all of the time a lb will get horny with you. It's not you - It's the idea of having sex (a very male behaviour). Horny bitches! I prefer women but I also prefer lb sex, if that makes any sense ... It's simply a lot more exciting. (On Sith's scale I put myself at 2.5 !)

A low crapper is nothing. I recall in China everywhere except fancy tourist hotels it was just a hole in the ground. It kept you fit and you did tend to evacuate the bowels more efficiently. I imagine in rural Thailand it might be the same?

I think Sweethearts has its own feed. It's not every night...

Can someone put up a link to the live feed? (for a friend..)

Lydia pops up everywhere now on social media, she's one of the most enterprising lbs around. I think she's good at this YT stuff - her English is good enough to pull it off, and of course she's very easy on the eye!

Oh if pussy could talk..! I hope you're fit and up again T. A year ago... the three ladyboy mongerteers in better times - Katty Bar 2019.webp

O dear lord where does it end? What made a good boy - scouts, air force cadets, a bit of rep theatre (gilbert+sullivan) go so bad? Maybe that's where it began, the love of uniforms .. But this - getting one's jollies out of watching Asian lads in girly dress up rogered up the chuff . A disgraceful show tut tut (I blame the EU) .. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5eeae1fac79a4

I think a video thread exists somewhere but I can't find it. There's a lot of cognitive dissonance with this clip because you know they're mostly lads in wigs and dress up but, shamefully, this gets my pecker standing ... I like bottoms, feminine appearing bottoms I hasten to say, and knob ends exploding their goo (is there no end to a chap's depravity?) I wonder if others here share my perversion and shame. Answers on a postcard please https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f2929688ca21

I rather fancy an older lb. I think I'm very conscious of becoming older myself, and while I love seeing the younger ones I don't think I deserve them. I do recall on trips seeing older lbs (40ish) who completely turned me on. The key thing for me is if they've kept their figure. I can forgive a receding hairline but not a fat gut. Romantic old soppy fool I am I would like to see out the twilight with a lb who while not quite my age is still no spring chicken. Good company means more than eye candy as we get older..

It makes me angry that the man got to live to 77. I can't quite believe in it but I hope there's a hell for him...

Thanks for sharing SP. Happy for you and Dao, enjoy your new home!

Photos?

I love the thread title

Feeling sad too, and a bit angry.. KB had so much going for it, as the reported turn out one recent evening attests to. What an absolute cnut the sister is. With bars re-opening we can hope that the kittens - as young, attractive and personable as they are - will all find jobs quickly. Emmy has a lot of goodwill among the ladyboy community (shared here and on the other forum) - That means many of us will follow her to any other bar with which she's associated. She has experience now that is hard to beat... but best wishes to all - perhaps some of us can get back before the end of the year. Here's to hope - it springs eternal.

The rest of us outside Thailand are out to lunch and schknickered! 555

Fair play to you for apologising. On this other issue of internet security, I've heard it said elsewhere that it's best to avoid Google. And for that matter Wikipedia has problems too (not related to tracking but to its reliability as a reference source) ... You recommend duckduck.com. as a search engine. Are there others? Thanks in advance..

I wish her luck... things develop swiftly in sunny world - last weekend she said she'd be back in Chiang Rai. This is better (a job) and all fingers and toes crossed she may one day return. She should leave the shorts! Cut for a song - "There ain't no sunshine when she's gone..."

Great pictures, thanks for sharing.

OK, this is a cheat. (At least I'm copping to it). I won't even try to improve on it (impossible) because it's perfect and my favourite set of lyrics of all time, and for some reason I always think of Thailand when I hear it, every time... Tom Waits' Tom Traubert's Blues. The song chronicles alcohol abuse, hookers, broken dreams, love and longing, hard won insight and understanding, and borrows for its chorus Australia's most famous traditional song (Waltzing Matilda) - Amazing stuff... Wasted and wounded and it ain't what the moon did I got what i paid for now see you tomorrow hey frank can i borrow a couple of bucks from you to go waltzing matilda waltzing matilda you'll go waltzing matilda with me... I'm an innocent victim of a blinded alley and i'm tired of all these soldiers here no-one speaks english and everything's broken and my Stacys are soakin' wet to go waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go a waltzing matilda with me... Now the dogs are barking and the taxi cabs parking a lot they can do for me i begged you to stab me you tore my shirt open and i'm down on my knees tonight old bushmills i staggered you buried the dagger your silhouette window light to go waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go a waltzing matilda with me... And I've lost my st. christopher now that i kissed her and the one-arm bandit knows and the maverick chinaman and the cold-blooded signs and the girls down by the striptease shows go... waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go a waltzing matilda with me... No I don't want your sympathy fugitives say that the streets aren't for dreaming now manslaughter dragnets and the ghosts that sell memories want a piece of the action anyhow go waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go waltzing matilda with me... and you can ask any sailor and the keys from the jailor and the old men in wheelchairs know that Matilda's the defendant she killed about a hundred and she follows wherever you may go waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda you'll go waltzing matilda with me..... And it's a battered old suitcase to a hotel someplace and a wound that will never heal no prima donnas the perfume is on her and an old shirt that is stained with blood and whiskey ... And goodnight to the street-sweepers, the night watchmen flame-keepers And goodnight .................Matilda too.

Old joke..... what happens when you play a country music record backwards? Well, you get your wife back, your dog back, your farm back...... (OK I'm done *Booo!!* )

Skyfall is my favourite. And the last one -forget name- perhaps the worst (a crashing bore IMO). Best Bond for me was Connery, second Craig. And pick for the best future Bond - Idris Elba. Best Bond girl the black chick who now plays Miss Moneypenny. Best Bond villains Gert Frobe (Goldfinger) and Javier Bardem (Skyfall).

Early on in the so-called pandemic I would have been very wary having sex with a hooker, but as noted in the opening post Pattaya has not had a confirmed Covid case for weeks, and very few cases in all of TH. I'd definitely go for it now .. I'd get up them quicker than a greased ferret. And consider it a service! I know many lose their sh*t at any mention of the bug topic, I'm happily not one of them.

I'm a fan of mixed GG/lb clips. Wish I could find a longer version of this one - https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e7a93e219b63