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I am the OP and I am just a vintage football jersey that magically came to life when my owner posted in an obscure ladyboy board an old pic of his Filipina trans girlfriend wearing me and then some morality-preaching BM dude reacted in condemnation. This triggered the Gods of Excellence and Partying On to crack up in the Cloud and confer upon me (the jersey!) the gifts of life and literary skill and a mission to TR in lieu of my owner who was not planning on doing it this trip but could not resist me doing it for him if such is the will of the Gods. What is so special about me is that I am a replica of one of the jerseys the recently deceased football GOAT Pelé wore while he played for the NY Cosmos back in the late 1970s. My owner is a great fan of both Pelé and Cosmos and has 3 Cosmos jerseys with Pelé's name and number (10). Being the plain white color one (the others are another replica all green, and a very valuable period one in green and yellow), I am my owner's least favorite Pelé jersey but that's why he wears me the most and takes me on trips and forgot me with his Manila girlfriend along with the unused XL condoms. My owner may be a megalomanous monger but he is not a bad guy. That's why when Pelé died and another BM in this here ladyboy board started a thread to evoke him, my owner thought that posting a sexy pic of a young cute trans wearing a Pelé jersey (me!) would be the best tribute a BM could pay in the context of the board. After all, how many BMs here already had taken such a pic even before Pelé died? In fact how many BMs here even ever owned or wore a Pelé jersey? My owner was wearing Pelé jerseys all the way back to when he was a kid back in the 1970s ... his RESPECT! for the rei Pelé precedes his death by decades. Well I confess that I don't know where this TR is gonna go, but let's start with some pics of me that my owner took just now with the assistance of his beautiful GF. In fact, were it not for me coming alive to do this TR, my owner would not have been in a rush to recover me from his GF who was more of an ex-GF but I just witnessed them making wild passionate make-up love right after he got to Manila and told her to come to the hotel and bring me and the XL condoms. So you see, it's kinda like the butterfly effect: some BM dude in a remote ladyboy board threadfucks a thread and sets in motion developments that will benefit some trans at the expense of others during my owner's trip underway and for a month. But I am getting ahead of the TR. Here are my pictures that my owner took making sure to show today's paper because he may be all those things the threadfuckers call him but a liar he is not. Nor is he devoid of respect for Pelé or pre-op youthful transexual girls who he playfully calls "sissies" but I will not in the context of this TR. Stay tuned. This will be the best TR an old football (US soccer actually!) jersey ever wrote. Rom's White Pelé Jersey

Honey, I invite you to visit my faggot room in London and call me a tranny. Thanks for setting him straight, sweetie. My offer still stands, @Quietguy. I'll do you for free the first time.

Met a girl at TJs some years ago. Very sweet and easy going. Not one of your agro types. Her name was Peach. No, not Peachy Lily or whatever bbg's crush call herself, who used to be just Lily. Went with her a couple of times and she was great. She then got tangled up with the resident troublemaker at TJs, our friend Big Chief Sitting Bull. She became another notch on his arrows. Lost touch with her one Christmas. Probaby 2017 when she went to get the add ons at the behest of her "guardian". That was the last I heard of her until I saw a posting on her fb page that she was working in a revue show. April 2020. Would have been around 23 years old by then I imagine, which would make her 25 or so now. Dont necessarily want to go with her, but who knows?. I guess I am an inquisitive person who wants to know if she is ok?. Here is a photo of her

You can say anything you want, honey. I was simply inviting you to visit me and call me a tranny. Something might happen if you do, sugar. I always have more fun when my clients have some bollocks and provoke me during my sessions. It's boring otherwise.

My goodness. You are back in the Philippines already, and it would appear you are up to the same old naughtiness, baiting old British faggots with your smart-arse mouth. You are such a rebel and troublemaker, aren't you @Rom? This should be an interesting trip report. Did you bring gaffer tape? When are you going to visit me in London, sugar? I just returned to London from a two month tour of Europe, and I'll be entertaining local faggots through the winter and early spring. Why don't to book your return flight to London for a few days--or even one week. We could have some fun.

Thanks for the kind offer @LadyMarsha! But I'm still scared of you!

do him with a cattle prod and i'll pay you Lady Marsha...

There's a lot of 'em around !

On 12/29/2022 at 3:12 PM, Quietguy said: I'd guess a 19th century French painter. I've only heard of Gaugin and Toulouse Letrec - I don't think I've spelt those right Close but no cigar. However at the Hemingways Quiz just before Christmas the question was - "What was Lautrec's first name" ? I gobsmacked the team with my answer (ahem ahem) - Henri Marie Raymond De Toulouse Lautrec Monfa !

Poppy was at Emmy Bar tonight.

ah, sorry Lady Marsha, I'm a long way from you.. QG isn't... can i nominate him as my representative? use 2 cattle prods on him, one for him and one for me.

hang on dear Lady! so we can't say Tranny anymore but we can faggot? just asking... don't punish me... QG made me ask... punish him please!

Keep waiting….. ;)

Spot on, it’s the toilets beside the cinema on the 3rd floor.

Further to the art lesson - and in particular Lautrec - who when he wasn't knobbing bargirls (tut tut) was a bit of a wag, and according to reports extremely well hung ! Pictured here taking a dump on some French beach. Try doing that in Pattaya. !

It looks very similar to the one at the prelaunch facility in Houston

Now, i admit that i know nothing about arty-farty stuff. And to be honest QG always confuses me anyway But did Manet actually do two very similar paintings, one with and one without two disembodied white hands? why?

Back to the painting - Beer connoisseurs will surely have spotted the bottles with the red triangle in the (original) picture by Manet. it is of course Bass Pale Ale. The first trademark to be registered in 1876. A classic beer.

Close enough. He's the CEO of Goldman Sachs. Sometimes he gets criticized for his DJing. I reckon activities such as competing in triathlons and mountain climbing are more CEO appropriate.

i know how you found it as soon as i saw a photo of manet. you were searching the net for Afghani Trannies weren't you?

Never heard of him but nice mix. I'll take a guess that he works on Wall Street.

Please dont suggest that. BB has applied on my behalf. Still waiting for the answer.

there probably is another Ladyboy Bar then in Soi 7-1 .. the first bar on the right is the one i visited..... one of those " ship without a Captain" kind of bars ( Like DC10)....floating aimlessly

It might be a special invitation for Woodie to go balls deep inside her!

This is the week we lost a saint and a SoB , the saint will always be. Pele the man who made the beautiful game and was a decent individual and the SoB goes to pope Benedict, a Losey homophobe who covered up child abuse cases and we lost beautiful ppl who were victims. So Pele enjoy playing the game in heaven's playground and Benedict Rot in Hell

It will be a New Year in the Philippines in 45 minutes and 2566 in Thailand an hour later. Last chance for resolutions......suck more ladyboy cock anyone? Times Square 15 years ago:

I think part of the reason may be that the tone of posts has changed a bit. Rather than state a point of view it seems that some choose to attack anothers point or person. There is a difference!.

And there are some BMs I wouldn't want to meet, especially the resident troll stalker. They wouldn't want to meet me either!

it's kind of a bubble burst of sorts. Seems like every third person has opened shop in SOME kind of OVER represented field. Bars, restaurants, guest houses, etc. Imagine after...gonna be a LOT of landlords lowering rents to more like what they SHOULD be before every cow in India opened a biz. You got a bar, hmmm, tell the landlord you can't afford it anymore, you quit...then send in a friend some time later with an offer for half price rent? Imagine all the hustling that will go on when it looks like things might go on and on for months.