Rom Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 Bedankt Dan Miller for your kind words of support. Means a lot coming from the board's top trip reporter. Only bitter morons fail to see trip reports are effort consuming labors of love and sharing that more than outshine the self-promoting aspects... Whatever PG... My reckoning and experience tell me I was heroed. The fact that Fang did not confront me is typical Thai face-saving because she would be acknowledging her face loss if she told me she knew of my TR. I tend not to hook up with rough type sissies the kind who would get back at you or even threaten you if they objected to something you did. I am also not the kind of guy who takes reprimands from sissy prostis and they know it. Fang is sassy and full of herself but she is a good kid and very laid back. Speaking of Fang ... yesterday it was me who initiated a contact with a view to taking Fang with me to Emmy's Pla birthday party later at night. Fang declined saying she had to report to the bar that night but she did not invite me to pre-barfine her. And sure enough when I drove by Bon Bar on the Bolt on my way to Jomtien she was there hustling in front of the bar (fuzzy pic to the left) ... Riding with me inside the Bolt was The Pixie who returned from BKK to be with me. She charmed everyone at Emmy's with her sweet shy demeanor but I think we have already reached the point where she is too comfortable with me to the point of denying me sex like women start doing when they establish themselves as GFs. Not that The Pixie denied her little body to me. She just turned her back to me all night and did not respond to my caresses, nor did she initiate any so our LT sleepover this time was lame by my standards. I did not have the baht to pay her in the morning and will go tonight to her bar to settle and I am seriously thinking of barfining the bar's other hot sissy (in the 3-way toast pic below). Perhaps the more newsworthy thing that happened to me yesterday is that by chance I met 2 non-prosti Thai MILFs I am seriously thinking of nailing. One was a Bolt driver in her 40s very skinny petite attractive. we flirted, I invited her to come to the pool or a drink, she said yes but then did not commit to a time. The other I met in a shop and she is quite the find. A 50+ extremely classy Thai lady who speaks excellent English and has her own business. We are going on a date tonight to one of her acquaintances' bar and I am thrilled because this gives me a chance to step out of my mongering bubble and experience some regular Thais. I very much like the idea of fucking her classy old pussy, but I have a feeling whether I do or not she is setting me up to ask for money to help her. She hasn't so far, but has 3 or 4 times mentioned she is "very stressed over her business". I think I know where that line is heading... not a chance with kuhn Rom (she calls me kuhn all the time). I post below some pics of the party at Emmy's. Got to talk with a few BMs here and with Pla a bit and she is very sweet and feminine in a non-glamorous way and I am open to barfining her if I decide to make another schlep to Jomtien. Who it looks like I am never going to barfine again is Teya who was surprisingly rude to me when I asked her to join the group photo below and she refused raising her voice. WTF Teya? The picture was not so much in my interest as it was in Pla's and perhaps some of the other sissies. It made for an awkward moment with everyone of us just wanting the pic to be over, hence the low quality... That's all. Sorry if I disappoint you by the absence of Fang, but one of us has got to give and it aint gonna be kuhn Rom. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribbitrabbit Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 19 hours ago, Rom said: Thanks for your comments PG. I recognize myself in some of those comments, others it's more complicated. I think in the end we are all going through life seeking to suffer less and it helps a lot having pleasurable human interactions and that's what I seek with my mongering as well as other endeavors in my life. Back to the TR and FOR THE RECORD: I strongly suspect I WAS HEROED to Fang who did not confront me about it but has changed her previous cheerful attitude towards me, especially as regards me taking pics of her not just in bed, but also in public. I guess I had it coming with such a hot sissy any assface monger would want to impress for a chance at her, with the bonus of poisoning her against me in the process. Moreover, she has a local PY Clique Ex the other sexpats would want to stirr for the sake of drama if not also jealousy. That's what I get for TRing the day after and posting pics, but that's how I know how to do... while my emotions are fresh and not knowing how the trip is going to end. More than being heroed what pisses me even more is that so many BMs actually resent me and my exploits without giving me credit for how make it so much more laborsome and potentially troublesome to myself. But fuck the hero, fuck Fang (I'll try again), fuck the critical BMs I shall continue the TR unbudged except for not posting more cock pics of Fang and self-hoovering the ones I had posted above (I guess I owe her that). To recap: Fang is the most beautiful ladyboy in Pattaya; I scored her like a boss after 10 minutes; we had one and only one LT but we stayed in touch and went out 2 nights ago in what was a mix of GFE and MTFE (milk the farang experience). The night ended with me saying I wanted LT and was not interested in her ST offer and she walking away without a cent from me. Was it the end of our love story? Apparently not. Yesterday afternoon she contacted me again (SHE did, not me) like nothing had happened when we parted the night before and she accepted my request to come to the hotel in the afternoon and we got the sex out of the way. I could write it was mind-blowing pornographic but it was not. She acted like she had a chip on her shoulder the whole sex and did not let me fuck her (saying she was "very dirty") and when I positioned my cock on her beautiful face for a 69 she merely yanked it despondently with the hand. I could have fussed and tell her suck or go home, but thought might as well keep sucking her cock and enjoy... you would too if you were in my position. Afterwards we got something to eat from room service and went out on the town again but this time with me NOT letting Fang pick the itinerary. I figured she would again put me under pressure to buy drinks to every bar slut in sight so I thought I might as well be buying to bar sluts I know instead of the GG ones she knows and that I will never see again. So we went to Delirious which Fang did not seem to know what it was, nor did she know what soi Chayapoom was. She calls it soi 22 and then she recognized Delirious where she said she had gone with her Ex, who is a Delirious regular and prominent PY Cliquer who gets to seat at the table reserved at the back for the PYstocracy. In fact the Ex was there last night at the table and I only wish I knew his PY board name. Who was not there was Herbert who traveled to the Bundesrepublik. Pad Thai Boy was doing his weekly Wednesday DJaying and I commended him on his picks. I invited my Delirious main squeeze Pepsi for a drink and she and Fang hit it off really well. Not so much another half naked sissy who I also bought a drink for, toasted us, and left. The fact that her Ex was there induced Fang to express public affection to me which she had not before nor did she again afterwards. She laughed at everything I said and put her head on my shoulder. Pepsi was a darling and did too but both were faking it. Delirious has a pool table but it seems to be for the exclusive use of their in-house sissies and when I suggested to Fang we play she declined saying she did not feel like it but I knew she did not want me to shoo away her sissy sisters from the pool table. Then we started going to a bar I like on Myth Night Plaza but on the way there we passed the New-Thaiger double bar and both the pool tables were free so I just jumped at the opportunity. This time Fang beat me fair and square, again with it always coming down to the white and black balls remaining on the green felt which makes me wonder if she was the one missing on purpose to keep me in the game. If so, How ROMantic of Fang! But probably not, as after leaving Delirious she had reverted back to her sassy self towards me (yet she held my hand as we walked Buakhao)... After we were done playing at New-Thaiger she wanted me to go back up to Bon Bar and barfine her and I told her what the hell for you are already here. I said I would add the barfine's 500 to our first night LT fare. She said something I did not like to hear, I gave her 1000 for our afternoon non-69 and then for the second night in a row we abruptly split paths in the middle of the night. The Pixie is away in BKK, Icezy is mad at me for standing her up twice, the big ass MILF I dont have her contact and did not feel like walking to her bar on soi 7, and I certainly was not in the mood to select and barfine a new fuck. For the first in time in 5 weeks since I left Europe I slept alone. I kinda enjoyed it. EPILOGUE: Fang is the emerging new sissy Queen Bee of Pattaya and she knows it. From what she told me, it was her Ex who broke off with her, not the other way 'round and he broke her heart (she said she "cried for 2 weeks"). The way she behaved yesterday at Delirious and in general towards me makes me think her interest in me might be to use me to get back at the Ex. I may be no young-looking David Beckham but for an old geezer I hold my own relative to the frumpy dont-give-a-shit-anymore sexpats, including her ex who might be younger than me even though his hair and pointy beard are already all white (clue!). Apparently where I fall short of the Ex is in generosity as he "bought her everything" she wanted and not a chance of that with me. Here are some pics from last night, probably the last Fang ones you will see from me. I won't be wasting time and drinks on her if she does not stay LT. And she will probably not give me STs again at 1K a pop. I'd rather let it fizzle for this trip and try again on the next one, rather than us having an explicit bitter break off. Sorry to hear that Rom but keep up the great work. Your posts are among the reasons I've been inspired to write up my own TRs and it's a thankless job that many consume but few interact with, and even few appreciate. FUCK the haters indeed and game on! I've been meaning to ask. What does "PY" mean? Or is there a post on the forum that can educate me on abbreviations we commonly use around here... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Miller Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 5 hours ago, ribbitrabbit said: I've been meaning to ask. What does "PY" mean? Or is there a post on the forum that can educate me on abbreviations we commonly use around here... I've seen this and similar questions too many times now So just started the topic below ... should be good start 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 7 Author Share Posted June 7 7 hours ago, ribbitrabbit said: I've been meaning to ask. What does "PY" mean? LOL "PY" is a term I created to designate the other bigger ladyboy board whose name I don't want to spell out and that is run by 2 thickos and a spiteful BM who slandered and banned me out of sheer jealousy. When I joined here in 2019 I would refer to that board as "Pyongyang" in reference to their dictatorial mods. I believe it was PG (=Pulci Gorgon) who abbreviated to "PY" and it caught on. I have since observed at the bars that some of the PY members are now using the term in conversations with me and among themselves so it seems to have caught on... To sum up: "PY" stands for that other dominant board run by North Korea style mods. I am sure Dan Miller will spell it out fully in his lexycon. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulci Gorgon Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 (edited) On 6/7/2024 at 6:14 AM, ribbitrabbit said: Sorry to hear that Rom but keep up the great work. Your posts are among the reasons I've been inspired to write up my own TRs and it's a thankless job that many consume but few interact with, and even few appreciate. FUCK the haters indeed and game on! I've been meaning to ask. What does "PY" mean? Or is there a post on the forum that can educate me on abbreviations we commonly use around here... If you want to read good definitions of 'PY', you can go to the following post and read a couple more posts. Rom had posted an excellent explanation of how PY worked a few days earlier, but he decided to delete it, probably after receiving PMs from the LBR mod. I admit we have had fewer conflicts since a few well-known PY BMs (and even a mod) stopped posting at LBR. A few of us (LBR BMs were banned from PY, not only Rom and myself). It seems that some don't even know for what reason. As far as I'm concerned, I'm not sure if I changed the nickname 'Pyongyang' to 'PY', but it doesn't matter. I was registered over there as 'P&G' (nothing to do with Procter & Gamble) and kept using this username as much as I could. I had to change my username at LBR for technical reasons (the '&' would mess up my username). Last but not least, I was banned from PY the first time after I demonstrated in a trip report that paying expensive BF didn't bring a better quality experience with ladyboys once in the room. I had also explained that freelancers could be spoilt by their experience as bar girls in the meaning that they were trained to make customers spend more money rather than trying to share a good time with them. (This doesn't mean that someone can't have pleasure in spending 500 bucks if it makes him happy). I had been surprised by the aggressive reaction of BMs who were supposed to share reviews to find the best ladyboys opportunities and considerd as criminal not to like finding ladyboys in bars. One of them even schemed to get appointed as a moderator with the only goal to ban me a second time based on the reason Was not looking for ladyboys in bars. I noticed before covid that PY members feared to read posts dealing with Vietnam. I think I posted good and bad reviews about Vietnamese ladyboys but the subject seems to be a taboo in PY forums. (Sorry, I'm off topic one more time). Edited June 8 by Pulci Gorgon adding the link : http://www.ladyboyreview.com/index.php?/topic/8331-greetings-bms-one-and-all/&do=findComment&comment=180227&_rid=10606 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 8 Author Share Posted June 8 Yesterday I consciously chose to pass on another shot at Pattaya's hottest sissy (19 yo Fang!) so I could go on a non-sex date with a MILF my age... I understand and accept such deviancy constitutes more than sufficient grounds for being banned from ladyboy boards including this one ... But if you are reading this it's because I was not banned so I will just try to tell my story which you will think I am making up and I don't blame you. Here goes: Regarding Fang, she texted me back after 24 hours asking if I was going to Bon Bar last night. She did not ask me to, nor made any promises, so I did not even get back to her. Something not another sissy monger is likely to do in the foreseeable future... I had by chance met a very elegant refined 57 yo Thai woman shop-owner, the kind of woman who gets men's attentions including from sissy-fuckers. Trust me: she is the kinda woman that makes you look very good for being with her, even more so than a 20 yo hottie. We made a date for yesterday night with her picking the place for us to meet, which was the bar of a good friend of hers and when I saw the coordinates I could not believe it: it was one of the LADYBOY BARS we all know so well !!! I could only expect the owner of that bar would immediately recognize me and debrief my MILF date that not only I am a the mongering kind of farang but also the kind who likes 'em sissies. I could have persuaded her to meet me somewhere else but I didn't care. I have nothing to hide from a stranger and if she is turned off by what the bar owner tells her then it would be her loss more than mine. I had all kinds of sissies out there waiting for me and even another MILF a taxi-driver one. Not that she would have trouble either meeting farangs (she was married to 2) so attractive that she is. So we met at her friend's ladyboy bar whose name I can't reveal as I don't want to be heroed on this one. I could prove my story above all doubt by posting a single one of the many pics I took there showing the MILF and her good friend the bar owner (and the sissies!). But then some hero would run snitch to the the bar owner that I was posting pics of the MILF in a ladyboy board which she would understandably not tolerate and even if I did not care she not want to see me again I would still feel like a snitch myself given her status and mine. But I do care to see her again. Our date went wonderfully with her responding with all the right signals to my gentlemanly game. We were at the sissy bar for a couple of hours but it was early and only another farang was there (I pray that he is not a BM here and inclined to rat !). Then she accepted my invitation to go elsewhere and I suggested Hard Rock Cafe on Beach Road and she drove us there in her fancy spacious sports wagon. I knew I was scoring points by not showing I was expecting sex and not initiating any unwelcome physical contacts (she is not the kind of woman you pinch on the butt). When the band at Hard Rock stopped playing around 1:00 AM we sorta left to end the date but neither of us wanted to let go so I took her to the Beer Garden where she said she had never been to in 30 years of living in Pattaya. She parked the car on Beach Road and on our walk to the Beer Garden we were already holding hands. She picked the most possible on the water table and took all kinds of pictures of the night view and ourselves together and at this point we were displaying all kinds of public affections except kissing. It helped that she was happily typsy. I thought maybe she will get so drunk that I will have to drive the car and take her to my hotel... But no! At 2 AM the Beer Garden closed and they kicked us out, she dropped me off at the hotel and we have plans again for tonight. I confess that I am infatuated by her even though I realize she might have more game than I do and may be steering me down a path to her material advantage. Anyway I am off sissies until I nail her, and besides I can have both if I want since she has to be at work all day and I don't. Sorry I don't post any proper documenting pics. This one is the best I can do: 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Miller Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 2 hours ago, Rom said: Yesterday I consciously chose to pass on another shot at Pattaya's hottest sissy (19 yo Fang!) so I could go on a non-sex date with a MILF my age... I understand and accept such deviancy constitutes more than sufficient grounds for being banned from ladyboy boards including this one ... But if you are reading this it's because I was not banned so I will just try to tell my story which you will think I am making up and I don't blame you. Here goes: Regarding Fang, she texted me back after 24 hours asking if I was going to Bon Bar last night. She did not ask me to, nor made any promises, so I did not even get back to her. Something not another sissy monger is likely to do in the foreseeable future... I had by chance met a very elegant refined 57 yo Thai woman shop-owner, the kind of woman who gets men's attentions including from sissy-fuckers. Trust me: she is the kinda woman that makes you look very good for being with her, even more so than a 20 yo hottie. We made a date for yesterday night with her picking the place for us to meet, which was the bar of a good friend of hers and when I saw the coordinates I could not believe it: it was one of the LADYBOY BARS we all know so well !!! I could only expect the owner of that bar would immediately recognize me and debrief my MILF date that not only I am a the mongering kind of farang but also the kind who likes 'em sissies. I could have persuaded her to meet me somewhere else but I didn't care. I have nothing to hide from a stranger and if she is turned off by what the bar owner tells her then it would be her loss more than mine. I had all kinds of sissies out there waiting for me and even another MILF a taxi-driver one. Not that she would have trouble either meeting farangs (she was married to 2) so attractive that she is. So we met at her friend's ladyboy bar whose name I can't reveal as I don't want to be heroed on this one. I could prove my story above all doubt by posting a single one of the many pics I took there showing the MILF and her good friend the bar owner (and the sissies!). But then some hero would run snitch to the the bar owner that I was posting pics of the MILF in a ladyboy board which she would understandably not tolerate and even if I did not care she not want to see me again I would still feel like a snitch myself given her status and mine. But I do care to see her again. Our date went wonderfully with her responding with all the right signals to my gentlemanly game. We were at the sissy bar for a couple of hours but it was early and only another farang was there (I pray that he is not a BM here and inclined to rat !). Then she accepted my invitation to go elsewhere and I suggested Hard Rock Cafe on Beach Road and she drove us there in her fancy spacious sports wagon. I knew I was scoring points by not showing I was expecting sex and not initiating any unwelcome physical contacts (she is not the kind of woman you pinch on the butt). When the band at Hard Rock stopped playing around 1:00 AM we sorta left to end the date but neither of us wanted to let go so I took her to the Beer Garden where she said she had never been to in 30 years of living in Pattaya. She parked the car on Beach Road and on our walk to the Beer Garden we were already holding hands. She picked the most possible on the water table and took all kinds of pictures of the night view and ourselves together and at this point we were displaying all kinds of public affections except kissing. It helped that she was happily typsy. I thought maybe she will get so drunk that I will have to drive the car and take her to my hotel... But no! At 2 AM the Beer Garden closed and they kicked us out, she dropped me off at the hotel and we have plans again for tonight. I confess that I am infatuated by her even though I realize she might have more game than I do and may be steering me down a path to her material advantage. Anyway I am off sissies until I nail her, and besides I can have both if I want since she has to be at work all day and I don't. Sorry I don't post any proper documenting pics. This one is the best I can do: Very interesting read Rom! Sometimes the 'hunt' is more exciting than the 'kill' Good luck tonight. Have a blast !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHH33 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 7 hours ago, Dan Miller said: Very interesting read Rom! Sometimes the 'hunt' is more exciting than the 'kill' Good luck tonight. Have a blast !! Agree, have fun Rom/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Always enjoy any updates on the Pattaya areas, so good work Rom. Gets me in the mood for a possible trip later in the year :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barforth Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 The lb in the pink top is a beauty to me, which bar can she be found? I will have to take a wander there sometime. With Fang do you think it's the hormones that cause her seeming mood changes and lack of libido? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 On 6/8/2024 at 8:32 PM, Rom said: the kind of woman who gets men's attentions including from sissy-fuckers. Well how coicidental. I have planned a similar meeting with a very attractive 43 year old gg. A stunner who I met in Chiang mai. We have been chatting since I met her and it seems we are both looking forward to the reunion, hopefully in August. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 9 Author Share Posted June 9 22 hours ago, Dan Miller said: Very interesting read Rom! Sometimes the 'hunt' is more exciting than the 'kill' Good luck tonight. Have a blast !! 15 hours ago, RHH33 said: Agree, have fun Rom/ Thanks gentlemen for the cheering. I can use it. 14 hours ago, bumblebee said: Always enjoy any updates on the Pattaya areas, so good work Rom. Gets me in the mood for a possible trip later in the year :) 57 minutes ago, Woodie said: Well how coicidental. I have planned a similar meeting with a very attractive 43 year old gg. A stunner who I met in Chiang mai. We have been chatting since I met her and it seems we are both looking forward to the reunion, hopefully in August. Glad to hear back from the 2 of you posting here in the TR. Woodie well done on the MILF... I hope you nailed her in Chiang Mai... August 2 months away only... 4 hours ago, barforth said: The lb in the pink top is a beauty to me, which bar can she be found? I will have to take a wander there sometime. With Fang do you think it's the hormones that cause her seeming mood changes and lack of libido? It's not hormonal. Fang's mood is the same playful sassy self and her libido certainly is there once she gets her joystick handled. I think the problem is she knows she's hot shit and expects way more spending on her from a gummer like me. She's a good kid and if she was a little smarter to be more affectionate with me I'd be spending such money... The Ladyboy in Pink! Aaaahhhhh ... the Ladyboy in Pink ! This post and the next are for you bro ! To recap I had a farang-style date with a classy Thai MILF, "farang-style" meaning I spent a bunch of money on her on dinner and clubbing and then went home alone anyway. But with a promise of going on another date the day after, which was yesterday . We went for dinner at Central (MK) followed by a movie (Bad Boys latest one). I picked us one of those double sofa seats and we spent the whole movie hugging and touching. But no kissing. During the dinner she had mentioned she wanted to talk to me about something and I asked what but she said later. Sounded like she had some kind of pitch planned. For after the movie, she had planned we drive to Jomtien and lay on the beach and look at the night sky. It was kinda cool. It was very far south down Jomtien beach. Only Thais were there. Again we were physically close, but she did not make it easy for me to kiss her and I do not force kisses. She mentioned about going to Issaan take care of a land dispute issue with the local government and if I wanted to come. I said I'd consider it. I got the feeling she wanted to ask for more than just that but I did not show interest or empathy for her to make the full pitch. I knew not to bite. At some point it became evident nothing more romantic was gonna happen on that beach and I said let's go to sleep. She drove me to the hotel and when she stopped the car for me to get out I told her I would like her to stay with me. She said tomorrow, tomorrow and I got out without as much as attempting a handshake... As I crossed the cavernous reception hall of my big hotel I was a broken, wreck of a man. As I went up to my room in the mirrored elevator I saw the many reflections of my face and did not see the "sexy handsome man too much" all sluts and sissies in Pattaya say I and only I happen to be. Were they all lying? As I walked the 50 yards hallway from the elevator to my room I thought of just keep walking straight for the 6thh floor balcony and do the farang farewell... but then I entered the room, saw my box of Extra-Large Trojans and that's when I remembered Alice... ALICE !!! ... WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE ? I don't have the time now to explain it. The MILF is about to come to my room. Here are some pics of Alice from last night and this morning... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 After reading through all your latest posts, I have to agree that Fang is a good looker. Where I probably differ is in your rating. Having spent time with Lily or Tiger Lily as I have named her. (Cindy's 2}, I would think it hard for Fang to surpass her. There is just something about Tiger Lily that I have not come across in a lb before. To be truthful I cant put my finger on it. Nothing over the top about any of her attributes, just the total package! I have been wrong before. Think it was in about 1964 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 27 minutes ago, Rom said: . I hope you nailed her in Chiang Mai No, and that is the whole theme of the chase. She drives a taxi,(her only means of income since a business she started went belly up). She picked me up at CX airport and took me to my hotel. I fancied her, and asked for her number. I needed a taxi for my return trip to the airport so who better to call?. On that trip I asked if she would like to go out some time,(never thinking it would happen), and she said yes. Could have blown me over with a feather! Since my return home we have chatted every day and I have planned a trip back there in August. So not even a peck on the cheek, but she is all for meeting again. She said it may even coincide with a trip she has to make to BKK. That would be extra good. Getting the chance to take her out in the big smoke. By the way, she is a stunner!. I don't know what her heritage is but she is not your stock standard Thai looking girl. Has a long face and round eyes. Absolutely beautiful. I dont know what it is about her but I am getting nervous already! I should post a photo but wont in case it somehow gets spotted. She is involved in public life. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 36 minutes ago, Rom said: As I went up to my room in the mirrored elevator I saw the many reflections of my face and did not see the "sexy handsome man too much" all sluts and sissies in Pattaya say I and only I happen to be We all get that from time to time, catching our true reflection in a shop window or so as we pass and seeing the reality looking back, not the 20 or 30 year old me image we have in our heads. Haven’t been called papa yet, but it’s only a matter of time now I reckon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barforth Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 1 hour ago, Rom said: Thanks gentlemen for the cheering. I can use it. Glad to hear back from the 2 of you posting here in the TR. Woodie well done on the MILF... I hope you nailed her in Chiang Mai... August 2 months away only... It's not hormonal. Fang's mood is the same playful sassy self and her libido certainly is there once she gets her joystick handled. I think the problem is she knows she's hot shit and expects way more spending on her from a gummer like me. She's a good kid and if she was a little smarter to be more affectionate with me I'd be spending such money... The Ladyboy in Pink! Aaaahhhhh ... the Ladyboy in Pink ! This post and the next are for you bro ! To recap I had a farang-style date with a classy Thai MILF, "farang-style" meaning I spent a bunch of money on her on dinner and clubbing and then went home alone anyway. But with a promise of going on another date the day after, which was yesterday . We went for dinner at Central (MK) followed by a movie (Bad Boys latest one). I picked us one of those double sofa seats and we spent the whole movie hugging and touching. But no kissing. During the dinner she had mentioned she wanted to talk to me about something and I asked what but she said later. Sounded like she had some kind of pitch planned. For after the movie, she had planned we drive to Jomtien and lay on the beach and look at the night sky. It was kinda cool. It was very far south down Jomtien beach. Only Thais were there. Again we were physically close, but she did not make it easy for me to kiss her and I do not force kisses. She mentioned about going to Issaan take care of a land dispute issue with the local government and if I wanted to come. I said I'd consider it. I got the feeling she wanted to ask for more than just that but I did not show interest or empathy for her to make the full pitch. I knew not to bite. At some point it became evident nothing more romantic was gonna happen on that beach and I said let's go to sleep. She drove me to the hotel and when she stopped the car for me to get out I told her I would like her to stay with me. She said tomorrow, tomorrow and I got out without as much as attempting a handshake... As I crossed the cavernous reception hall of my big hotel I was a broken, wreck of a man. As I went up to my room in the mirrored elevator I saw the many reflections of my face and did not see the "sexy handsome man too much" all sluts and sissies in Pattaya say I and only I happen to be. Were they all lying? As I walked the 50 yards hallway from the elevator to my room I thought of just keep walking straight for the 6thh floor balcony and do the farang farewell... but then I entered the room, saw my box of Extra-Large Trojans and that's when I remembered Alice... ALICE !!! ... WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE ? I don't have the time now to explain it. The MILF is about to come to my room. Here are some pics of Alice from last night and this morning... Going by the aura she gives off, I'd say you had a good time, no silicon and a decent size lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barforth Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 25 minutes ago, bumblebee said: We all get that from time to time, catching our true reflection in a shop window or so as we pass and seeing the reality looking back, not the 20 or 30 year old me image we have in our heads. Haven’t been called papa yet, but it’s only a matter of time now I reckon I don't mind being called Papa as it's normally said with respect, unlike when they call you old man that's when I take umbrage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumblebee Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 3 hours ago, barforth said: I don't mind being called Papa as it's normally said with respect, unlike when they call you old man that's when I take umbrage. Yea, papa is usually said in an affectionate tone, can’t wait to hear it for the first time 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulci Gorgon Posted June 9 Share Posted June 9 IMHO, you should try to avoid hotels with big mirrors in the lift. It's cheaper and more comforting for mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 On 6/7/2024 at 1:35 PM, Rom said: Bedankt Dan Miller for your kind words of support. Means a lot coming from the board's top trip reporter. Only bitter morons fail to see trip reports are effort consuming labors of love and sharing that more than outshine the self-promoting aspects... Whatever PG... My reckoning and experience tell me I was heroed. The fact that Fang did not confront me is typical Thai face-saving because she would be acknowledging her face loss if she told me she knew of my TR. I tend not to hook up with rough type sissies the kind who would get back at you or even threaten you if they objected to something you did. I am also not the kind of guy who takes reprimands from sissy prostis and they know it. Fang is sassy and full of herself but she is a good kid and very laid back. Speaking of Fang ... yesterday it was me who initiated a contact with a view to taking Fang with me to Emmy's Pla birthday party later at night. Fang declined saying she had to report to the bar that night but she did not invite me to pre-barfine her. And sure enough when I drove by Bon Bar on the Bolt on my way to Jomtien she was there hustling in front of the bar (fuzzy pic to the left) ... Riding with me inside the Bolt was The Pixie who returned from BKK to be with me. She charmed everyone at Emmy's with her sweet shy demeanor but I think we have already reached the point where she is too comfortable with me to the point of denying me sex like women start doing when they establish themselves as GFs. Not that The Pixie denied her little body to me. She just turned her back to me all night and did not respond to my caresses, nor did she initiate any so our LT sleepover this time was lame by my standards. I did not have the baht to pay her in the morning and will go tonight to her bar to settle and I am seriously thinking of barfining the bar's other hot sissy (in the 3-way toast pic below). Perhaps the more newsworthy thing that happened to me yesterday is that by chance I met 2 non-prosti Thai MILFs I am seriously thinking of nailing. One was a Bolt driver in her 40s very skinny petite attractive. we flirted, I invited her to come to the pool or a drink, she said yes but then did not commit to a time. The other I met in a shop and she is quite the find. A 50+ extremely classy Thai lady who speaks excellent English and has her own business. We are going on a date tonight to one of her acquaintances' bar and I am thrilled because this gives me a chance to step out of my mongering bubble and experience some regular Thais. I very much like the idea of fucking her classy old pussy, but I have a feeling whether I do or not she is setting me up to ask for money to help her. She hasn't so far, but has 3 or 4 times mentioned she is "very stressed over her business". I think I know where that line is heading... not a chance with kuhn Rom (she calls me kuhn all the time). I post below some pics of the party at Emmy's. Got to talk with a few BMs here and with Pla a bit and she is very sweet and feminine in a non-glamorous way and I am open to barfining her if I decide to make another schlep to Jomtien. Who it looks like I am never going to barfine again is Teya who was surprisingly rude to me when I asked her to join the group photo below and she refused raising her voice. WTF Teya? The picture was not so much in my interest as it was in Pla's and perhaps some of the other sissies. It made for an awkward moment with everyone of us just wanting the pic to be over, hence the low quality... That's all. Sorry if I disappoint you by the absence of Fang, but one of us has got to give and it aint gonna be kuhn Rom. Is that Dao from Zaza's in the red dress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHH33 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 Always enjoy your TRs Rom, such a great way with words and can visualize what you have the fortune to experience. Mirrors are like steps on a ladder, after a certain age you need to avoid both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 10 Author Share Posted June 10 Not sure all BMs who posted after my last post got it, so I better be explicit that I was using literary irony and hyperbole when I expressed dejection over the MILF rejecting my advances and anguish over my aging. I was NOT suicidal for a moment. I hope readers understood that after the MILF declined to sleep with me I called a sissy and slept with her. Alice was her name. Wonderful, wonderful cock in terms of size, shape and taste. Too bad she is not the attaching kind as I would like to spend some daytime with her in bed. Regarding Cindy's Lily, I was balls deep inside her gut less than 3 hours after touching down in Patts. I don't think she is more attractive than Fang who has clear skin and is more femininely beautiful but Lily is a much better lover. The best I've had so far in Thailand this trip despite all the other beauties... In fact if it hadn't been for Lily going to Cindy's b-day in BKK I would have repeated the following night and perhaps more... The 2 nights after Cindy's b-day I went back to Cindy's to check if Lily had returned from BKK and she had not and then I just did not bother again as got my hands full with Fang and the other sissies. Maybe I will get back to Cindy's tonight and check if Lily returned and wants another penis colonic... Regarding the classy MILF it has been a quasi-anthropological experience along the lines of upscale old fashioned Thai lady meets roving farang monger. She just left my room after spending the night with me, but I think we are going to break it up today because we talked about objectives last night and hers is a relationship and mine is not. I had contemplated going to Issaan with her, but I decided not to. She has to go there take care of problems. They're not my problems and while there she should focus on the problems not on honeymooning with me. Last night we went back to the ladyboy bar and sat with her friend the owner who kept looking at me funny as if saying I know who you are and that you fuck sissies. So the MILF will probably learn about my sissy inclinations sooner or later if she hasn't already. I will stop by her shop this afternoon and we will talk and I hope she is the one breaking it up. I enjoy being with her and would not mind sleeping together again but I really should make the most of the sissies while I am here as I have plenty of old MILFs waiting for me in Europe when I get back. I guess that's all for today. Sorry no pics today. I dont want to expose the MILF or risk being exposed to her... 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulci Gorgon Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 18 hours ago, Rom said: Not sure all BMs who posted after my last post got it, so I better be explicit that I was using literary irony and hyperbole when I expressed dejection over the MILF rejecting my advances and anguish over my aging. If I read back your post, it was not really clear whether you spent time with Alice before or after the MILF. But WTF ? What's clear is that 1 Lily is now beyond her 'best before date'. Although she's not as pretty as before, she remains the best in the room. 2 So you tried Fang who's pretty and fresh but her sassiness doesn't make her be such a good deal. You remained frustrated not to receive what you expected from her. 3 So you tried the MILF, but you understood she's trying to involve you in one of her issues in the province, which would waste your time, or worse trap you in some Buddah only knows what kind of bad business. 4 Alice is fresh and pleasant but not the attaching kind. Since you're always in search for excellence, you remain somehow frustrated what makes you change and come back to previous matches without finding your perfect match. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 2 hours ago, Pulci Gorgon said: . Although she's not as pretty as before Dont understand that comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rom Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 6 hours ago, Pulci Gorgon said: If I read back your post, it was not really clear whether you spent time with Alice before or after the MILF. But WTF ? What's clear is that 1 Lily is now beyond her 'best before date'. Although she's not as pretty as before, she remains the best in the room. 2 So you tried Fang who's pretty and fresh but her sassiness doesn't make her be such a good deal. You remained frustrated not to receive what you expected from her. 3 So you tried the MILF, but you understood she's trying to involve you in one of her issues in the province, which would waste your time, or worse trap you in some Buddah only knows what kind of bad business. 4 Alice is fresh and pleasant but not the attaching kind. Since you're always in search for excellence, you remain somehow frustrated what makes you change and come back to previous matches without finding your perfect match. Thanks PG. Yes I'm always "in search for excellence" which in my playbook entails after the sex-for-money part the sissies or the GGs wanting to be with me. In the PH it's almost always the case. In TH it's becoming more and more difficult. So far this trip in TH none of my fucks really wanted to although they all stayed LT and 2 of them came during the day. Regarding Cindy's Lily she is looking as great as ever and I hope to be with her again this trip. I had only said Fang looks "fresher" and that's just my opinion. Alice is very feminine, but both she and Fang are not the stick around kind. I've had better luck with The Pixie and Icezy but they only come when I call. Neither had the initiative to ask to come over or chilling during the day with me. As regards the MILF I spent 3 nights on her and it's over... Read on... So after finally sleeping the whole night with the MILF and as posted in my previous post I expected us to break up because she wanted a relationship and I did not. We agreed I'd go by her shop during the day, when I expected she'd give me "The Talk" and if she did not then I would give it to her. But it was not necessary to have "The Talk". Shortly after she left my room she sent me a string of messages of which I post an excerpt to the left. As I had suspected from the beginning, classy upscale or not, what that MILF was after was MONEY. More so than any of the prostis on Beach Road. 100 000 baht is a lot to ask upfront for a 57 yo reluctant fuck who does not even suck cock. I never gave her one cent other than what I spent on our dates. As a pathetic last attempt at the end she even offered to drive me to BKK if I paid for gas and tolls. (I had told her I might be going to BKK but I am not). She tried to ensnare me and my guess is that she will look for another one (she is on Tinder!). But she will have to polish her game. Especially the kissing and sex part. I don't consider my time with her wasted but I do resent that she saw me as a potential 100K sucker. Having got rid of the MILF, I spent the day doing some shopping and watching series in bed. At night I went back on the prowl. I started precisely at the sissy bar where I had been with the MILF who, as reported, is a good friend of the owner of that bar. I can say now the bar was M & M on Naklua Road and the owner is (former TJ's) Em (that's how you spell it she told me). Don't anyone bother to hero me because Em confirmed she had recognized me as Lily's brief teerak and if she had not already told the MILF she will now plus that she witnessed (with glee!) that the night after I was there with the MILF holding hands all lovey-dovey I came back to barfine one of her sissies. I counted 5 but only 1 looks under 30 and was just my type of femboy tall muscular without surgery or hormones. Unfortunately I was not her type as she told me she does not like old men, which made me cover my face as if I had lost it and she to reassure me I was not old, but I know that I am. I pitched the possibility of LT and she did not seem interested even less so when I told her how much I'd pay. Good luck to she... I was there 3 nights and never once saw a customer buying her a drink let alone a barfine. She would have made some income if she came with me... She said she is 21 and I already forgot her name. I then moved on to Buakhao. Checked Bon Bar to see if Anny or Fang were there. Neither was. Checked CS to see if Lily was there. She had gone to Cambodja for visa run. Then I headed up Chayapoom hoping to spot me on the fly a new sissy on the coed bars or massage joints but nothing caught my attention. I ended up at Delirious barfining my old friend Beauty who greeted me warmly. I felt a little bad for Pepsi who was sitting right in front of us but it was her who gave me the cold shoulder on my previous trip. I had bought her drinks when I went there with Fang but this time I did not bother. Beauty who I first fucked in 2019 and since then on 3 or 4 other occasions is a wonderful sex partner not shying away from being fucked and eager to top (which I haven't allowed anyone for the last year). But she does not stay after breakfast so here I am alone again writing TRs... Tonight I will check Lily one last time and perhaps Fang. If they still MIA and none of the others offers to come over, I think I will move on to the latch on sissy from my last trip for the final days of this one. Here are some pics from last night of the M & M sissy and of Beauty... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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