thaibound

"my charity is the only charity, and thou shalt not have any other charities before mine...or behind mine...or within a week or so of mine...or such like that.". --or did i poorly translate that from the original Aramaic?

generally speaking philipino food is imminently forgettable with the 'local favorites' not really my cup of tea, but...i can recommend a few spots -- Mama's fish house on Diniwid Beach, Boracay; Banana Leaf at greenbelt, makati (not all franchises of that limited 'chain' are the same); most any Mang Inasal most anywhere; Señor Pedro take-out chicken (opposite Harold's Hotel in Cebu--amongst many other spots). to name a few. enjoy.

clearly you are the saddest friend i have because if you'd been spending more time boffing the babes you would not have had the time or the strength to post so often here for your mates. but i'm sure they -- as i -- relish your loss being our gain. so please, post another 5000 times asap for if you do, maybe i will someday find a skinny hardbody little babe hiding in the LOS who doesn't already have your photo pasted over her headboard.

i've enjoyed the air-conditioned view from the corner of diana and bukaow on several hot and muggy occasions over the years, but only after my first few weeks back in-country were chockfull of street spice, uncertain animal flesh and formaldehyde beers. change of pace and all. come to think of it, it could have been that view that led the former fattie down the road to ruin.

i'm not sure "starred" and "ejaculated" are quite the same thing, mon ami, but... well-done nonetheless.

lol. and i thought i'd won the most ridiculous prize in a long drive contest--a new driver. as though the old one--which had just won 'longest drive' was somehow inadequate. of course that was 20 years and 50 yards ago... so get your irish ass to the sunny LOS sometime in october/november and let's have route67 pick us out a true and beautiful -- and extremely flat -- course to play.. what say ye?

actually BB i think that photo was taken in the girl's room only moments after i left. oh, wait, that was just a dream. if only life were a cartoon... instead of a SIM...

brilliant plan. as i have no interest in jetskis but i do occasionally like to walk on the sidewalk.

i gotta admit some of the newhalf beauties on the japanese shemale sites come damn close to mimicking those incredible manga creations--which remind me --in a dick-added way of course -- of my childhood masturbatory fantasies inspired by an artist in playboy, i believe by the name Vargas--anybody remember him? always did love cartoons. life was simpler then.

i dare say there isn't a country on this planet that doesn't have it's share of shame, deep pockets of poverty and unforgivable neglect. to single out the philippines--and to deny yourself the opportunity to visit such a (mostly) beautiful and (mostly) friendly place would be cutting off your nose to spite your face -- and it would do those who are suffering no good at all. the fact is-- imho -- about the best we very fortunate travelers can do in the face of such grotesque sadness is the same thing we were asked to do after the tsunami destroyed phuket--go, visit, spend our money. and, as a wise old man taught me years ago -- whenever possible, over-tip.

by the time i get through the 50 *very* doable lb options on the pattaya board (out of the 200 moderately doable), the *last* thing i need do is add another 500 to muddle through and murky the waters of my indecision. ahhhhhh...... thailand. feast or.... well, more feast....

it has taken him one and a half terms to come to terms with being the POTUS, but his appearances this week--the one above and especially the one in charleston--seem to show he has finally regained the confidence of his first run for office--a confidence now based not upon his great promise, but upon his real accomplishments. dare i say i have high hopes for what a lame duck Obama might yet achieve. and about fucking time too.

well, if you're asking whether i've seen your face reflected off a mirrored table top upon which some panty-less go-go dancer gyrated, then i suppose i'd have to say, yes. but otherwise, no, i don't believe so.

"if you want to go with a ladyboy, go with a ladyboy with a mmmmmmm..." --josephine (at 10minute mark), discussing why she hasn't gotten 'the cut'. it was my pleasure to meet her through thaifriendly some time ago-- as hot in person as she is beautiful in video. and incredibly honest and forthcoming in these clips. bravo, Josephine. and thanks to rx for posting the clips.

i've been fortunate enough to meet you as well as all of the legends you mention and despite my low expectations for humanity in general , you were all, to a man, fine fellows well met in particular, i can't forget my meeting Rxpharm (over dimsum and fine conversation at central festival) as he was accompanied by a bevy of beauties amongst whom happened to be one of the first--and most beautiful -- thai ladyboys i'd ever met. i had posted a few photos of her (with permission) on the old forum (RIP) and hadn't seen her in years, during which time (i discovered that evening) she'd gone post-op and was, much to my amazement even more beautiful. if i were more comfortable with post-op genitalia i might have fallen again even harder than i had the first time. usually i don't know who i've met, just as i only now realize i'm responding to a post which is more than a year old. better late than never?

not sure if someone already posted this, but if not, i predict some lol to 'the penis song': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8273HGqxEc

if this thread --or this fantasy -- intrigues you, imagine it with Ant's latest discovery over on the asian postcards thread who pisses while fully hard. any of you experienced that combination?

you mean there are guys who don't?

sam, i think it's time you offer some of those welcomes in person, hmmmm... just be sure to bring lots of clean shirts with you to manila.

it still cracks me up that while staying down the street from where such a hottie can be had for a song, it's impossible to see the video which might make you want to have said hottie for said song. ah, isn't it ironic....or so some say...

am i the only one thinking photo shop? they say "if it looks too big to be true...." or something like that... lol. are there videos of this world marvel?

evolution indeed. my first time in bangkok i thought nana plaza proof god exists. now i can barely tolerate the place. same with religion. someone told me a decade ago: 'if the music is too loud, you're too old'. clearly they've never been to nana. soon, maybe they won't have to.

i just left my hotel for the first time in 96 hours. so i managed to avoid having anyone throw a bucket of ice water into the face of my motorbike taxi driver. which is not to say no "transvestites" exposed their breasts to me, in true celebration of which i soaked them thoroughly. although after doing so, i don't recall any of them either apologizing or promising anything more traditionally thai next year. but maybe it's just me. happy new year indeed.

regarding 'taking a shit in thailand' i have found it best to just wait until i go home. although the flight can be a bit uncomfortable.

that, sir, is such a frighteningly accurate depiction of the lord his own self, you might have issues with those who are opposed to graven images...not to mention the likelihood of his being stopped mid-soi for a shared selfie by every tom dick and errrr dick in town. good luck with that. (edit to add extraneous emoticons)