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Seems only ten years ago - and it was. After a few years finding out I was attracted to Asian females and spending several months travelling in Asia, mainly LOS, experiencing the cuisine and exploring the P4P scene in Bangkok, Vietnam (a wasteland mostly, then), Cambodia (did a little better overall), I turned up in Pattaya. Humped various GGs, caught the obligatory STDs by not bagging up with ensuing trips to the jaundiced STD docs at various hospitals and ended up back home. Bored shitless, not unlike right now, I decided to employ the internet to see if I could scratch my itch at home. I had come across LBs in Pattaya during my stays and did find them disturbingly attractive but, apart from an abortive visit to Cambodia, PP to be more exact, which generated my first travel report, "Bubba's Last Dancer", which possibly can still be retrieved from this site's memory bank. Couldn't find it meself, maybe its still somewhere in the archives. Cutting to the chase, I sought and found a prospective service provider in Sydney under her professional name of Azura Blue. I had fond memories of the initial tryst for a first timer. Sadly, she adhered to a strict hygiene regime, no BBBJ, no CIM, no COF etc., etc., you get the drift. A slender, Malay Chinese LB, and a cock that didn't (she did say that she "could cum a little bit" but not for moi on this occasion. She had tits which jounced and bounced like competing soft balls of the baseball little leaguer kind. She was dressed in jeans and a tee I think on the first occasion. I found it kind of a turn on. Any how after a fruitless attempt to orally excite her I got a covered BJ and then ridden cowgirl style till the finish. She was, I guess simulating the heights of ecstacy in a verbal way, sufficient for me to feel extra wicked and generate a fountain in the wrapper. That was it. She was a great conversationalist and we lay there chatting about life and sex. She said, if I recall right, that she was a student of interior design on a visa. A few months later I revisited, hoping for a more earth shaking congress. She opened the door and was wearing a flimsy nighty and had gone to some trouble to stimulate my senses of naughtiness. In fact, I was sort of put off, seeing this skinny Asian bloke in a nighty. Truth be told I hardly ever was stimulated by GGs wearing nighties ever. Preferred the tee shirts and white sensible Bunnykin style of panties. That visit wasn't as inspirational as the first. Why am I recounting this sad old tale, you ask? Well, today I was trolling the net looking for a LB potential root somewhere in this city. I wondered if she was still plying her profession. Not a chance, I thought. There she was with her own website, same pics to a large degree spiced with a few more. I checked to see the last entry date and it was earlier this year during the time of COVID19. My loins stirred for an instant but ....... "Never look back!" Here I am - older, greyer and grizzled. There she still is preserved like a flower or some butterfly in amber. If she happens to read this I hope she's not offended by my impression of her in the flimsy nighty but I do like em looking feminine in tees and shorts. There's one picture in my memorybank of the Pattaya LB Ae as a youngster with youthful confidence in just such simple clothing. To me, a real turn on. Recent pics of her show the passage of the years and although she looks fine, she's lost the bloom in her cheeks. Instead maybe, replaced by the cheeks in her bloomers. But, on a brighter note, I found the site LadyboysWiki and think, if LOS is over for most, that the PI, Vietnam, Malaysia might go someway to filling the gap. Let's hope things get better soon. Follow topic Submit Topic

Having read my earlier contribution again, I think I need to "loosen up". Fluency is lacking in my declining years. Going through a dull, deprived patch here in Oz. Hell! Having studied Azura's latest pitch about having a working 6 incher I might just rekindle our relationship. Now, if only my current income stream would experience an uptick. Crowd funding? Is that a goer? Christ I am hornier the older I get! Stay chuned!

An apt phrase! Which is exactly the way I like farang ladies and Asian ladies/ladyboys to dress! Here ya go Bubba. Two great reads!

Apologies for being M.I.A. for a while . Here are some pics from our Live Stream, which starts at 9 p.m. thai time on Weds, Fri, Sat & Sun

Seems over the top to me too Jimbo. Nightwish has their own methods that seemed to work well for them pre-Covid. Personally I liked old skool Soi 6 before the proliferation of open air bars. Nightwish says the open air bars make significantly more money for them. I guess guys who liked the old Soi 6 can go to more glitzy and more expensive gentleman's clubs. Part of the Nightwish bar manager job description is drinking heavily with customers so the managers need to be compensated for a job that is somewhat unhealthy such as coal mining. They also say that their managers provide lots of value added service by mentoring newbies and teaching them the ropes. I suppose it makes it easier for a newbie to approach a bar manager as he knows the manager being compensated for his time. My only experience with a Manager Drink was in Phnom Penh. Sizzler Bar had a big problem with a customer who was complaining about a bill. After the customer left the male manager owner/brother of owner/whomever was sitting at the bar drained and dejected so I sent him over a beer which I expected to be the normal $1 or $1.50 and I got billed for a $3.50 ladydrink/staff drink. Complaining would then be yet another customer complaining about a bill so I was stuck. No good deed goes unpunished. Nightwish could be in trouble if they can't renegotiate rent as my impression is with their big overhead that they really depend on their cash flow. I heard they have already shuttered their Chaiyapoon bars.

A really good story about the travails of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) over the last 10 months. Long and detailed, it's just the sort of read we'll be seeing more of in the coming months and years as we try to put this disaster into some kind of perspective politically, scientifically, socially, and economically. https://www.propublica.org/article/inside-the-fall-of-the-cdc

Good for you, QG. I'm sure this will be a nice getaway in boring January.

lance buddy, unless you're a trumper, you really think you should praise the US right now? Seriously? The whole world is astonished how fucked up the US is now. John Kerry Is Mad as Hell The former senator, presidential nominee, and Secretary of State on the “nincompoop” in the White House, the decimation of America’s reputation abroad, and what needs to be done to restore it https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/john-kerry-interview-donald-trump-foreign-policy-international-standing-1073973/ Kerry is so riled up over Trump’s incompetence that he can barely articulate himself. “He is a totally insensitive, unaware, unhinged, brawling nincompoop who has no governor for his brain, and who lies and lies and lies because he creates his own reality,” Kerry says. He paused for a good 12 seconds before arriving at “brawling nincompoop.” Kerry is a firm believer in America’s role as the leader of the free world, which includes a responsibility to put forth a dependable image to the international community. He’s been watching President Trump trample over that image for nearly four years now — trashing allies, hobnobbing with autocrats, and callously discarding key multilateral agreements. He’s had enough. Trump is an “ignorant boor who doesn’t do his homework,” Kerry continues, now in a groove. “He is narcissistic to the point of distraction, easily manipulatable, and completely untrustworthy.” A few minutes later, his attention turns to the climate crisis, where Trump is “a one-man lying wrecking crew, walking around destroying relationships, years of effort, and people’s belief in science and in American values.” “You put all that together and you’ve got a doozy of a presidency to present to the world,” Kerry says with equal parts dismay and disgust. America’s image to the rest of the world hasn’t always been so flattering, especially this century. The 2003 invasion of Iraq precipitated a prolonged series of failures throughout the Middle East, leading to a decline in international favorability. According to the Pew Research Center, confidence in America’s president to do the right thing plummeted from 2003 to 2008. But it skyrocketed throughout President Obama’s time in office, as did a commitment to multilateralism which Trump promptly abandoned. Confidence once again plummeted before all-but-bottoming out in response to America’s failure to control the coronavirus. A Pew study released in September found that among 13 of America’s key allies, trust in Trump was only at 16 percent, while favorability toward the U.S. was less than half of what it was four years ago.

Yeah, i guess I'm a cheap charlie...or maybe just enjoyed the feeling of being on the back of a moped or riding with the locals on a baht bus. as opposed to what I ride in in the states One of the most enjoyable things I ever did was taking a back of the moped food tour through HCM city in Saigon with my daughter on my last trip. Sheesh, some people can't take a joke.

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My second only thead and not before time. But, truth be told, I havent had much to write about apart from the tale of the ten condoms. Another story for publication sometime later. Here I am in Cambodge with the strength - KenW, Pdogg, Soc999 (?) and another. Readers will no doubt have read about my travails on K's thread, the swamping by GGs while he gets off with the cream. Well, yesterday the force decided I should get laid by an LB from the new world of the Khmer. So, Soc, Pdogg and Ken briefed a worldly LB inhabitant of the Candy Bar on the gaps in my education through the formative years. After numerous libations we repaired to a small performance venue, called Rainbow Bar in deep PP. Said LB, Sophie/Sofia, was charged with arranging the lightening of my ever increasin load with whatever performer took my fancy. I have to tell you, dear reader, that they all took my fancy, especially one named "fuck knows Who". She was not too tall, buxom with an arse to drool over and a fetching gamin smile, not unlike Audrey Tatou (well thats how she appeared to me in my alcohol induced state). Giggling, girlish, Gigi (now it comes back!) After some shy handholding and girllish giggling it was arranged. My first LB in the Kingodm of the Khmer. After we got back to my hotel - thats when things started to unravel for the inexperienced traveller. We repaired to my room, i tossed her a towel and she slipped into the bathroom to appear later asking for "foam". "WTF is that?" She made face washing movements and I twigged. I gave her a bottle of my trust substitute and assured her it was not soap but rather dermatologist approved solution. Better than "foam" I said. She muttered the word "acne" and "I" and pointed to her face. Indeed, she suffered from that affliction but the solution could have been the "solution", I told her. Emerging in a bath towel, you know the Asian girl thing. Cant get one of that species to appear without the prop. She also wore the Asian girl insignia on her legs, knees and arms. You know the kind. "Motorsy aciden!" Just a bit less than very excited I performed my ablutions, laid about me with my Issy Miyake (sic) cologne pour l'homme and sashayed out. My night of unbridled passion was about to occur with visions of rockets steaking across the night sky and other signs of fulfilled need and slaked lust. Fuck me rone! Yet another sad tale unfolded. In short, "no like mouth kissy kissy. Just neck, and nipples. " So a hugging ensued with towel wrapped object of desire. I didnt even manage a sighting of the "member, engorged or otherwise". I smoke you with condom only and you now smoke me. I very shy." WTF! "I very young, Not go with customer before." Yeah, right! So she awakens my indolent member somewhat and I try to soldier on. "Okay. Now I want fuck you, na?" Did someone mention that nasty word "Fuck?" "Ooooh no. I am sick. I not well ad nauseam." Having ticked all the boxes from BBJ, french kissing, mutual cockfighting, and any anal work in the negative, I figured it out. I was seriously being had. And here I thought this would be a somewhat GFE with this shy bouncy creature with the bouncy firm arse. Jeez! I should have remained swamped with the GGs. At least they know and accept their role, more or less. Hopefully and usually more. So I suggested that as her heart wasnt in it, neither was mine on those terms. Got her dressed, now as a acne pocked young male with hair like straw to the touch. Yes, I forgot to mention that before on the box ticking list. Ushered her downstairs and pressed her unearned severance pay in her sweaty hand and off she rode on a GF (?)'s motorsy. Conclusions - never take a dancer from a show. They look good just like in the old song "After the ball is over" Then she takes off her makeup, her wooden leg, places false teeth in the jar etc etc. Find a real LB who wants you for your body (as well as your money). The search for the red ruby continues. No photos by request. I think her image appears in some other thread. Just ask Ken or Pdogg. Honest, guys! I am really trying.