Pdoggg Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 I was talking to a guy the other night and the subject of pissing on the street came up. He said that he had never, not even once, pissed on the street anywhere in the world. I had just assumed that any guy who goes out for a night on he piss, has had nature call in an inconvenient location. Has anyone here ever not taken a piss on the street? (for the record I have never cum on the street; I am not a perv) 1 1 Quote Link to comment
cobber32 Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 No, I've never pissed on the street. But many years ago after a solid drinking session, I pissed in the driveway of a farmer's place on my way home. Dark night, about 3.30 in the morning. My only excuse was that I'd never have made it home otherwise. 2 Quote Link to comment
Quietguy Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I'm sorry to say I have. But it was many years ago in my younger days. I would not do that now - unless really desperate. 1 Quote Link to comment
Pdoggg Posted November 2, 2020 Author Share Posted November 2, 2020 27 minutes ago, Quietguy said: I'm sorry to say I have. But it was many years ago in my younger days. I would not do that now - unless really desperate. There's a C&W song in that! Quote Link to comment
stoolpusher Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Are we talking in an actual street or anywhere other than the public convenience Quote Link to comment
Pdoggg Posted November 3, 2020 Author Share Posted November 3, 2020 5 hours ago, stoolpusher said: Are we talking in an actual street or anywhere other than the public convenience Off your back porch counts I reckon. Quote Link to comment
stoolpusher Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Well in that case , There is no way I am going to go all the way back home to do a #1 or 2 if I am at the farm so .... YES 1 Quote Link to comment
Pdoggg Posted November 3, 2020 Author Share Posted November 3, 2020 55 minutes ago, stoolpusher said: or 2 Upping the ante! Quote Link to comment
stoolpusher Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 A line Rodney Dangerfield used in a movie " look out for number 1 and don't tread in number 2 " 2 Quote Link to comment
Pdoggg Posted November 3, 2020 Author Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, stoolpusher said: A line Rodney Dangerfield used in a movie " look out for number 1 and don't tread in number 2 " 1 Quote Link to comment
Quietguy Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 20 hours ago, Pdoggg said: There's a C&W song in that! Quote Link to comment
Quinn Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Jerry Jeff Walker - went Buddha - October 23rd. Quote Link to comment
blind boy grunt Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 On 11/2/2020 at 9:52 PM, Pdoggg said: There's a C&W song in that! you spoke too soon PD! Here's a song from the forthcoming 'Quinn and Grunt sing the QG country album' this track is called "The Ballad of Quietguy, Mary, a snake, a steer and big Bill" i think we may well change the title at some point before recording. I was a- drinkin’ beer in Bill’s saloon, with my woman, Mary. But, Mary she done treat me mean, so I rode home ‘cross the prairie. My hoss done bolted when I got off, to do an urgent No.1 My pants came down, i looked around, to see my hoss was gone. So I stood behind a rock, for to be a-doin’ my business But lord I’m a swearin’ that it’s true, as god he is my witness…. Yee-Haw! a rattler bit me on my cock! Yee-haw! the pain was drastic Yee-haw! the swelling looked fantastic. Yee-haw! but never fear because a steer Came up to me and she sucked out the venom I knew right then Pards, I swear it’s true no more to do with women. Now Mary’s gone, she ran off with big Bill that night Where they did go, I ain't a-knowin', maybe Tupelo or Albuquerque, where the wind be blowin' So be warned all you cowpoke folks, a piss can lead to many things, sadness or true love and what true love brings. This cowpoke he is happy now, for I a-wed that steer. I know it’s so, can’t be denied, that I’m on a winner, When my steer gets old and love dies, I can have her for my dinner. Yee-Haw! a rattler bit me on my cock! Yee-haw! the pain was drastic Yee-haw! the swelling looked fantastic. Yee-haw! but never fear because a steer, Came up to me and sucked out the venom I knew right then Pards, I swear it’s true no more to do with women 3 Quote Link to comment
Quinn Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Hold on Pardner - I made a commitment many years ago to never utter the name 'M--y' (Long gone Wife 3 - thank f**k). ! Carry on without me ! Quote Link to comment
blind boy grunt Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Quinn said: Hold on Pardner - I made a commitment many years ago to never utter the name 'M--y' (Long gone Wife 3 - thank f**k). ! Carry on without me ! i'll do the verses , you can do the chorus!.. Quote Link to comment
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